Quido1's definitions

body surfer

A person who explores all body openings for sexual experiences.

Janelle says Bryan is the best body surfer she has ever been with.

by Quido1 March 10, 2008

tween adult

Those persons between the age of 18 and 21. Legally, they don't exist, for they are neither a child, nor a fully matriculated adult. They can be drafted, they can go to jail as an adult, but they cannot check themselves into a hospital or drink alcohol.

Man, I hated being a tween and a teeny bopper, but now I am a tween adult and still can't do shit.

by Quido1 November 29, 2011

identity crisis

1. A psychological condition in which one is attempting to unify a subjective sense of self.
2. A sexual orientation conflict within one's self that has not been resolved.
3. A stage of psycho-neurological development, as in adolescence, where hormonal imbalances influence sociological and sexual choices (phase).

I really don't know if Kodie is gay, metro sexual, or just going through an identity crisis.

by Quido1 March 10, 2008

Big Brother sex

The idea that some one else controls, with who, when, where, how, you choose to have sex. Usually applied, to teens, religious affliations, military orginizations, power and control freaks, etc.

Man my friend is black, Jew, gay, and in the US Army; poor guy, he's got nobody he can love, very sad: yep he is caught by Big Brother sex.

by Quido1 August 15, 2009