Quido1's definitions

true blue screw

When you really, in your heart, have deep affectionate feelings for the person that you are having sex with.

Man, dude, it way so great; I just had my first true blue screw.

by Quido1 August 19, 2009

boogie woman

Once married to the boogie man, but divorced and later had a violent custody battle for their only child, boogie boy. Both later totally dropped out of sight and no longer came in little boys' rooms, when the lights turned out. Sold their business to the cookie monster in 1998 for a reported 5.2 million. Boogie boy was disinherited after a short term gay relationship with Jimmy Kimmel, but was soon dumped for Ben Affleck, and then hung himself in Jay Leno's garage (has yet to be discovered).

Hey man, be careful when you go home, don't let the boogie woman get you.

by Quido1 March 13, 2008

identity crisis

1. A psychological condition in which one is attempting to unify a subjective sense of self.
2. A sexual orientation conflict within one's self that has not been resolved.
3. A stage of psycho-neurological development, as in adolescence, where hormonal imbalances influence sociological and sexual choices (phase).

I really don't know if Kodie is gay, metro sexual, or just going through an identity crisis.

by Quido1 March 10, 2008

Big Brother sex

The idea that some one else controls, with who, when, where, how, you choose to have sex. Usually applied, to teens, religious affliations, military orginizations, power and control freaks, etc.

Man my friend is black, Jew, gay, and in the US Army; poor guy, he's got nobody he can love, very sad: yep he is caught by Big Brother sex.

by Quido1 August 15, 2009