Quido1's definitions

allergen statement

The allergy warning on the back on anything that really tastes good, but can kill you in minutes.

Allergen Statement: This product contains foods, that many contain other foods, that are processed in a facility that processes foods, that may contain milk, milk products, peanuts, nuts, tree products, plant products, or animals products, which many cause an allergic reaction, to this food, or any other food, that contains food when eaten properly or improperly; call 911 if eaten for food or if not conscious lie still, don't panic and wait until help arrives.

by Quido1 December 29, 2009

zombie economy

Something that looks alive, but is really dead (smells like rotten fish) Something like Goldman Sachs putting a paper mache money transfusion into a corpse, we all walk around following each other for the last drop of blood, forever.

Yeah, got a job the other day: I was CEO at WaMu, but my 12 year old neighbor, outsourced me to mow lawns: zombie economy, you know.

by Quido1 April 16, 2010

boogie woman

Once married to the boogie man, but divorced and later had a violent custody battle for their only child, boogie boy. Both later totally dropped out of sight and no longer came in little boys' rooms, when the lights turned out. Sold their business to the cookie monster in 1998 for a reported 5.2 million. Boogie boy was disinherited after a short term gay relationship with Jimmy Kimmel, but was soon dumped for Ben Affleck, and then hung himself in Jay Leno's garage (has yet to be discovered).

Hey man, be careful when you go home, don't let the boogie woman get you.

by Quido1 March 13, 2008

identity crisis

1. A psychological condition in which one is attempting to unify a subjective sense of self.
2. A sexual orientation conflict within one's self that has not been resolved.
3. A stage of psycho-neurological development, as in adolescence, where hormonal imbalances influence sociological and sexual choices (phase).

I really don't know if Kodie is gay, metro sexual, or just going through an identity crisis.

by Quido1 March 10, 2008