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Definitions by Quicksand Boy

Quickmud is like quicksand, but has a noticeably darker, wetter surface - resembling a pool of mud. If one happens to fall into quickmud, they will quickly sink down! One can also sink to various depths in quickmud - and on rare occasions - people can get completely sucked under!
Boy 1: *falls into quickmud, up to his waist* Ah crap! I'm sinking in quickmud!
Boy 2: So what? Everyone knows you can't drown in quicksand.
Boy 1: But this isn't quicksand, it's quickmud!!
*Boy 1 continues to sink, now up to his neck*
Boy 1: No! Help me, please! I'm sinki--!

*Blub blub blub blblbblb...pff pff splat!*
quickmud by Quicksand Boy October 15, 2019

Get incinerated

A pretty funny and exaggerated term to use instead of "get roasted"
"Incinerated" derives from the word "incineration" - to get burned up (like how "roasted" means cooked)
Person 1: "Dude whatever your cooking looks more burnt than my grandma - and she died in a bombing!"
Person 2: "Oh-oh-oh-OH NO HE DIDN'T! Get incinerated!!!
Get incinerated by Quicksand Boy January 26, 2019

Shdoopid 

It's the same as "Stupid" but is 20% cooler
What's a spoon?
Wow, you really are shdoopid.
Shdoopid by Quicksand Boy January 22, 2018

Holographic Child 

An alien pencil case from an unknown location. Usually consists of a prismacolour/holographic texture and insides made of pens, pencils, glues, highlighters, etc.
The Holographic Child belongs to Jesus and came when he descended from heaven.
Holographic Child by Quicksand Boy January 20, 2018

Get Fried 

Similar in meaning to "Get roasted", Get Fried is another phrase you say once someone has been made fun of.
The gap between your front teeth is wider than the Grand Canyon!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Get Fried boi!
Get Fried by Quicksand Boy January 20, 2018

The Gay Look 

An odd hairstyle that has hair in a round, upside down bowl on your head, which works best with 2-4 inch hair.
Look at this dude's hair!
I know, right? He's got The Gay Look!
The Gay Look by Quicksand Boy January 20, 2018

Fruit Cake 

A term used for being offensive, insulting them by calling them a fruit cake in a rude way whilst arguing.

It can also be used as a very nice term, by slowly calling the love of your life a fruit cake, you could start to win them over. They are both as sweet as each other.
Shut up! You don't know nothing about this!
Why don't you shut up you fruit cake!

Aww, my fruit cake, how are you feeling?
Fruit Cake by Quicksand Boy January 10, 2018