FedEx SmartPost

Like USPS but much slower (even after Trump's sabotage) and considerably more expensive

Why would you ship FedEx SmartPost

by Queen Buttrix March 01, 2021

follow your leader

A way of telling Nazis to go kill themselves, because Hitler killed himself.

Follow your leader, Nazi scum

by Queen Buttrix March 26, 2022

Penn 15

The actual name of a skyscraper project Cuomo is trying to shove down everyone's throats instead of resigning for the sake of New York and the country.

I know you want me to resign because you all think I'm a gross creepy pervert, but hear me out: we need to erect Penn 15.

by Queen Buttrix April 04, 2021

young kipper

Very Ashki way of saying "Yom Kippur", the Jewish day of atonement.

Where are you going for Young Kipper?

by Queen Buttrix February 25, 2021

the amazing atheist

A sexual act in which a man reaches orgasm by humping the leg of his partner as she get railed by another dude.

"Feminism is a cancer."

"Yeah right, I hear you love giving women the amazing atheist."

by Queen Buttrix October 28, 2017

MEESA COMING

What Jar Jar says when he's coming

MEESA COMING

by Queen Buttrix July 10, 2021

alternative straight

Non-heterosexual. Gay or bisexual. Like alternative facts.

You're straight, and I'm alternative straight.

by Queen Buttrix March 19, 2021