44 definitions by Queen Of Urban Dictionary

Veganphobia

Veganphobia is the term used to describe dislike of or prejudice against individuals who are vegan. The term, of course, is not really valid since it was made by 57 year old grown woman who makes her own dog vegan. I am actually veganphobic and you should be too.

ThatVeganTeacher: Stop eating McDonalds, it is very veganphobic of you to be eating that! Do not participate in veganphobia!

Proud VeganPhobic Carnist with 200 IQ: - throws McNuggets and Big Mac at her - Shut the fuck up you ugly vegan Karen. I am veganphobic and PROUD!!!

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022

Obama

Obama is the 44th president of the United States. His last name is unknown. He likes to refer to his people as "my fellow Americans."

Reporter: What is your last name, Obama?

Obama: My last name is -

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022

Xi Jinping

Xi Jinping, commonly referred to as Xinnie the Pooh due to his striking resemblance to Winnie the Pooh, is the current president of China. He says that you are to only have 1 child, play only 1 hour of video game per weak, say that nothing happened in 1989, and say that Taiwan isn't real.

Chinese Citizen: 我愛台灣，它是一個美麗的國家 1989年是天安門大屠殺發生的一年 我有3個孩子 我們每天都玩 6 個小時的電子遊戲！

Xi Jinping: 你好中國公民 不幸的是，您的社會信用評分非常低 您的執行日期設置為 2022 年 10 月 25 日

(You might wanna translate this to English.)

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022

Zoophile

A zoophile is someone who has a sexual attraction to animals. Zoophiles are mentally fucked in the head and need to be locked up in an insane asylum. If you are a zoophile, I strongly recommend the following:

- Jump of a cliff
- Hang yourself
- Get ran over by a truck

Teenager: Hey Mom, I think I'm a zoophile.

Mom: I wish I had gotten an abortion.

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022

King Quran

Quran McCain, also know as King Quran, is a 24 year old man who is dating a 61 year old grown hag named Cheryl. He was probably groomed by her a a young age. His mom is probably younger than his girlfriend.

Commenter: Yo King Quran, wear red if you are in trouble.

Cheryl: Stop it guys, my baby is not in any trouble.

Quran: Yeah guys, I am not in any trouble. -wearing the most red shirt on the planet-

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022

Nikocado Avacado

A fatass on the internet who eats buffets on a daily basis just to get attention. He is around 370 pounds at the moment. He is literally killing himself by eating so much, just for money and attention, and he'll probably die within the next 5 months should he keep this up.

Nikocado Avacado: - eats 40 Chicken McNuggets, 6 Big Macs, 8 Large Fries, and 3 Sodas -

Person: Please stop, you are literally killing yourself.

Nikocado Avacado: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S JUST WATER WEIGHT!!! YOU ARE BEING VERY FATPHOBIC BY TELLING ME TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!

Person: Ok bro enjoy dying in the next 5 months you fat obese human version of lard.

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022

ThatVeganTeacher Eats Meat

Here is a scenario of what would happen if That Vegan Teacher Accidentally ate meat:

Carnist: - eating McDonalds -

ThatVeganTeacher: Stop eating meat! You are hurting the ani-

Carnist: - shoves meat down ThatVeganTeacher's throat -

ThatVeganTeacher: Oh my fucking god! Nooooo, what did you do! Oh, my! - chews food - I remember that taste... That's good.... - grabs entire box of Chicken McNuggets and shoves it down her mouth - FUCK BEING VEGAN!!! I'M HAVING MEAT TONIGHT!!! - runs to McDonalds cashier and bys 500 Chicken McNuggets -

And that is what would happen when ThatVeganTeacher eats meat.

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022