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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is the current President of Russia. He is a former KGB agent and he is super strong and dangerous. He is currently invading Ukraine.
Emily: Stop invading Ukraine, Vladimir Putin! -makes edit about Save Ukraine-

Putin: Думаешь, я боюсь дегенеративной маленькой девочки? Теперь я буду вторгаться в Украину еще сильнее!

(You might want to translate to English unless you speak Russian)
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Veganphobia

Veganphobia is the term used to describe dislike of or prejudice against individuals who are vegan. The term, of course, is not really valid since it was made by 57 year old grown woman who makes her own dog vegan. I am actually veganphobic and you should be too.
ThatVeganTeacher: Stop eating McDonalds, it is very veganphobic of you to be eating that! Do not participate in veganphobia!

Proud VeganPhobic Carnist with 200 IQ: - throws McNuggets and Big Mac at her - Shut the fuck up you ugly vegan Karen. I am veganphobic and PROUD!!!
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Jada Pinkett Smith

A bald-ass whore who starts drama and is a terrible wife to Will Smith. Also commonly referred to as GI Jane 2. She cheated on her husband with a man named Tupac and acts like it is a normal thing, and she cried and said she never wanted to marry him as if it was a joke. She also shamed Will Smith for standing up for her and slapping Chris Rock in the Oscar, even though she probably forced her to.
Jada Pinkett Smith: I don't give 2 craps what people think of this bald head of mine.

Everyone: Shut the fuck up Caillou we saw how you acted in the Oscars.

Megamind: Girl you so bald that you boost my confidence in my hair.

Ridley Scott: Jada, we have decided to cast you as GI Jane 2.

Chris Rock: Wow Jada I knew you would make the cut!

Will Smith: GET MAH WIFES NAME OUT CHO FUCKIN MOUTH!!!

Tupac: Hey Jada you wanna come to my house later for some personal business?

Jada: Yes Mi Amor, I mean Tupac. See you tonight.
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Courtney

Courtney is an annoying CIT who thinks she is the boss of everyone. She thinks that everyone should follow her orders and view her as a leader, even though nobody gives two shits about her. She is also a sore fucking loser and is never willing to accept defeat, always threatening to call her lawyers whenever she is eliminated.

Her natural mate is Duncan.
Chris: And the camper who will be going home on the Boat of Losers iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis .................. Courtney!

Courtney: WHAT?! You can't do this to me, I'm a CIT! -kicks Chris in the jewels- I am soooooooooooooo calling my lawyers!

LeShawna: Shut the fuck up you nasty ass hoe! Get the fuck off this island before I beat yo ass to the point where yo skull and yo spine are indistinguishable!
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ThatVeganTeacher

Some crazy vegan hag who is trying to get everyone to become vegan. She believes that an ant deserves the same rights as a human and targets anyone who eats meat, bullying them and victimizing herself in the process. She also has a poor dog named Bella who she forces to go vegan, which is animal abuse. That dog is probably already dead now and she probably buys a new similar looking dog to replace it each year. That hag would probably make a lion go vegan. She is so annoying and rude that she makes people want to never become vegan. She is also racist and says the n-word.
Person: Hmmmm, I think I am gonna become vegan. I do not want to hurt animals anymore. However, I still will not mind if others choose to eat meat.

ThatVeganTeacher: Oh my god noooooooo! You cannot eat meat or hurt animals anymore, and you must force everyone you know to become vegan too! Animals are being abused! Cows are being r*ped and sheep are being skinned for wool! You must not hurt animals anymore!

Person: Oh now I remember why I will never go vegan.

ThatVeganTeacher: You veganphobic pig, er I mean veganphobic man! I'm going to go make a video about how bad of a person you are, right after I feed my dog a salad!
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Queen Cheryl

Queen Cheryl is a crusty old hag on TikTok who is 61 years old and is trying to have a baby with a 24 year old man named Quran McCain. She says to be 61 but in reality she has probably been around since Harriet Tubman. She thinks that she is fertile despite being a living dust bag. She also considers surrogacy even though no woman in the right mind would give a child to her.
Queen Cheryl: I'm gonna have a baby with my hubby.

Someone who is not mentally insane: Woman stfu you are so infertile that you make the Sahara Desert look like the Amazon Rainforest go date somebody who is not 37 years younger than you, you creepy old hag.
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The Badussy War

The Badussy War was a global conflict between the Barb Allied Powers and the WAP Axis Powers that took place from 1938 to 1945. The conflict began when the Cardigan Empire attacked the the Jiafei Republic in July 19, 1938 for their products. The United States Of Barbica, Doja Kingdom, CupcakKe Union, Grande Kingdom, and Democratic Republic of Peaches, who were allies to the Jiafei Republic, were thus pulled into a war with the Cardigan Empire. The Cardigan Empire's allies, the James Charles Republic, Azalea Union, Swiftussy Empire, and the Stallion Empire, were also dragged into the war against the Barb Allied Forces. The War was a terrifying one, and more there were more than 100,000,000 casualties. The Barb Allied Forces were victorious at the end, and in November 2, 1945, the WAP Axis Powers were forced to pay war reparations. The Cardigan Empire, Azalea Union, and Stallion Empire were forced to give up some of its land, and the James Charles Republic was dissolved into many smaller countries.
The image below shows President Nicole Maraj of the United States Of Barbica condemning Supreme Leader Cardica Bacillious for her invasion of the Jiafei Empire. She was assassinated 4 days later. The casualties of the Badussy War were profound.
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