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JFPTT

"Jesus Fucking Phantom Taco Truck!" -- exclamation
What we say when we go to get a taco from a taco truck we heard about, but it's gone! So we go way up the street and get a dependable Italian sub instead, and then when we get back to our desk our co-workers are all like "Email server is down!!"

Fifteen minutes! Seriously!??

A totally specific alternative to JFC or JFT
JFPTT! All I wanted was a taco!
by quacky March 25, 2010
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nilf

Nanny I'd like to fuck.

see also NILN
Can you believe that gal the Beckham's hired to watch their kids?

Oh Pair, what a NILF!
by quacky December 28, 2005
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toester strudel

When a man ejaculates on a girls toes and sucks her toes after
Girl: I want you to make me a toester strudel
Guy: I’ve got the icing so lemme see those toes girl
by Quacky September 9, 2020
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