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"Jesus Fucking Phantom Taco Truck!" -- exclamation
What we say when we go to get a taco from a taco truck we heard about, but it's gone! So we go way up the street and get a dependable Italian sub instead, and then when we get back to our desk our co-workers are all like "Email server is down!!"

Fifteen minutes! Seriously!??

A totally specific alternative to JFC or JFT
JFPTT! All I wanted was a taco!
by quacky March 25, 2010
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