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Definitions by QuacksO

Washington AC 

Denotes the disgustingly vacillating and wishy-washy opinions/voting records that many Congressman possess; their official stances on issues will ALTERNATE wildly back and forth, depending on the CURRENT political "wind direction".
Annoyed citizen: Zheeeeeeeeeeesh... those Washington AC politicians are SO unpredictable --- they're always ALTERNATING their purported positions to please their financial backers!
Washington AC by QuacksO February 18, 2013

pull a Knievel 

To unexpectedly keep a promise, such as to show up for a date/appointment, attend a boring business meeting, pay a debt, or otherwise honor a spoken agreement which the speaker did not anticipate being fulfilled. Is a nod to the famous motorcycle daredevil who prided himself on always keeping his word, no matter what the difficulties or risks.
My buddy had asked me last night if I wanted to go fishing today, but it had dawned kinda damp and blustery, so I’d figured I could just sleep in. Little did I know --- that dude decided to pull a Knievel on me and showed up after all!
pull a Knievel by QuacksO February 13, 2013

M.D. Golden Rule 

Can mean either MODERN DAY GOLDEN RULE or MEDICAL DOCTOR/DENTIST GOLDEN RULE. Illustrates the degraded/depraved state of the human psyche in the self-centered dog-eat-dog world of the 21st Century.
Modern Day Golden Rule:
(1) "Do unto others BEFORE they do unto you"... in other words, CLOBBER EVERYONE AROUND YOU INTO A SHAPELESS PULP SO THAT THEY CAN'T "GET" YOU FIRST! (Never mind that those other hapless mortals may not have had any thought/intention whatsoever of harming you... why take the chance???)
(2) "Do unto others IF they have done unto you"... in other words, never do anything nice or helpful for anyone unless you get PAID to do it, or unless THEY DO SOMETHING FOR YOU IN RETURN. Nunna this "charity/volunteer" or "out of the goodness of your heart" bullcrap!
(3) "Do unto others AS they have done unto you"... in other words, TAKE REVENGE! Whup their sorry butts twice as hard as they hurt you (even if they never intentionally meant to offend), or sue the pants off 'em in court!
Medical Doctor/Dentist Golden Rule: "Do unto other SO THAT THEY ARE FORCED to do unto you"... in other words, INTENTIONALLY CAUSE A HEALTH CRISIS WITH YOUR CLIENTS, so that they will then be compelled to pay you hefty fat fees to "cure" them!! Perform needless/destructive surgery, give them medicine that you know they will react allergically to, pick around on their teeth to create new cavities if none are already present, and so on.
I try very hard to just behave myself, keep a low profile, and not get sick if I can possibly help it --- there are too many human jackals out there who practice the M.D. Golden Rule.
M.D. Golden Rule by QuacksO February 8, 2013

unwrap my gift 

To remove the clothing from an attractive lady, especially one whom you have either just recently met or have not previously had the privilege of undressing. Expression is used by a horny guy in an effort to portray a more "tempered" and less openly-lustful attitude/mindset to the lady, and to indicate to her that he values and appreciates her whole person, and that he wants to admire and touch her all over her body, not limiting his attentions to merely the "fun zones".
She (being led by the guy to his car): You're handsomer than you look in your online profile!
He: Well, thank you, Gorgeous --- and I must say that YOUR photos didn't do YOU justice, either --- you look even more scrumptious than I'd ever expected! Ooooooh... I just can't wait to get home so I can unwrap my gift!
unwrap my gift by QuacksO February 2, 2013

exspearmints

The testing and research that Wrigley's chemists performed to create the confectionary formula used in their famous delicious gum.
Wrigley's is doing some top-secret exspearmints to find the perfect taste for a gum to rival the competition.
exspearmints by QuacksO January 22, 2013

Schplitz 

The "extreme" aerobics exercise that made Milwaukee famous.
I don't want to enroll in any or Milwaukee's aerobics classes --- they all make you do "The Schplitz", and I value the integrity of my hips-joints more than that.
Schplitz by QuacksO January 6, 2013

Sasquatchewan 

That rural Canadian province which is home to the majority of the Bigfoot population.
I'm gonna make a trip to Sasquatchewan and see if I have any luck sighting a Bigfoot.
Sasquatchewan by QuacksO December 29, 2012