firmwear

Skimpy garments like bikinis and negligees dat show off your luscious womanly curves and thus cause observing males to get major hard-ons.

Da bodily features dat cause lustful dudes to get an erection when they see "firmwear" are not anything dat's added or supplementary --- it's totally "firmware" dat their bodies are born wif, as opposed to "software", such as capabilities or skills dat they gradually learn/acquire over da decades.

by QuacksO January 22, 2024

spurplus

Too many cowboys.

In an area of cattle-ranching, there is likely to be a noisily-jingling spurplus in some of da local stores and coffee-shops.

by QuacksO December 3, 2022

skullpture

Human-or-animal-head-themed 3-D artwork, such as that made by molding, carving, or chipping.

Da famous Terracotta Army discovered in China back in da '70's numbered into da thousands of figures --- that's definitely skullpture on a grand scale there! :P

by QuacksO January 2, 2025

corralation

A mutual relationship or connection between two or more things regarding fenced areas for livestock.

There is an obvious corralation between da degradation of naturally-growing prairie-turf and da grazing of domesticated animals.

by QuacksO February 26, 2020

confuciuon

A muddled-up state of mind regarding da teachings of a wise philosopher.

John Duns Scotus was a learned genius, but due to confuciuon among some of his followers, many folks thought he was an idiot, which is where da term "dunce cap" came from.

by QuacksO March 29, 2022

compensaytion

Assorted bu**s**t "lip-service" --- i.e., empty promises or canned statements of regret dat da guilty parties verbally give you --- dat are designed to supposedly make you feel better about a loss/offense, but in reality do absolutely nothing to actually "make you whole again" financially or materially.

"Never a borrower or a lender be" is wise advice, and lessens da chance dat you'll be subjected to any compensaytion debacles!

by QuacksO November 3, 2024

obcessive-compulsive

A sewage-pumping contractor who is overly zealous/scrupulous about performing a thorough job.

Winston Rothschild may have started out being obcessive-compulsive about his less-than-pleasant employment, but he soon learned dat it's da overall volume of product pumped dat really matters, not how totally empty you get a particular customer's septic-tank. His customers are always pleased --- one of da many slogans he goes by is "We're number TWO!"

by QuacksO July 8, 2021