by QuacksO April 29, 2022
Ol' "Timmy Jimmy" may indeed have come up with quite a few "innoveightions" in his explosives-creation efforts, but I fail to see how it really helped his "free Americans from government tyranny" objectives --- all he seems to have succeeded in doing was murder a lot of innocent people, destroy a whole bunch of real estate, and get himself offed by lethal injection. What earthly good did all of THAT do???
by QuacksO May 21, 2021
Where a gal who had initially intended to remain celibate sees a dude wif a huge thick juicy cock and simply cannot resist giving the stud a blowjob.
How can any normal-minded chick possibly not suckcum to temptation upon seeing a hot hunk's luscious tasty schlong for the first time???
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
"No matter how storage-containers are arranged in a stack, the one you want will always be on the bottom, and so you'll have to move all of the others first."
Regardless of whether you arrange a stack of boxes in alphabetical/numerical order from top to bottom or bottom to top, Murphy's Law of stacked boxes will always "get you" --- i.e., da box you'll need will always be ether da first or last one, depending on which way you stacked them, and so you'll always need to take them all down to get to da one you need.
by QuacksO March 01, 2025
If Hitler was so mad at the behavior of the Jews in his country, he could have simply set up some sinogogues to counsel and convert them; he didn't need to mass-murder them in the process.
by QuacksO September 22, 2018
I always try to be super-humble and respectful to all of my acquaintances, so I try to avoid starcasm at all costs!
by QuacksO November 10, 2024
An easy and totally-satisfying-for-both-parties response for a fluffy little number to give if a huge mushy-hearted guy smilingly offers her an affectionate-gesture menu would be, "Just cradle me in yer lap and nestle yer ear against my cheek."
by QuacksO December 28, 2024