QuacksO's definitions
One of da veins in yer neck dat supplies da heavier-than-normal blood-flow needed for exceptional strength 'n' stamina when performing assorted hollering hand-chops and screaming scissor-kicks.
By da time a martial-arts performer receives a black belt, his karatid artery system will likely have developed into top form.
by QuacksO August 18, 2021
Get the karatid arterymug. Refers to where you also manually cross your ring-finger over-top of "Big Boy", and then cross "Little Boy" over-top of your ring-finger; the theory is that perhaps this will give you a better chance of not getting your a** blown off than you'd have from crossing just your first two fingers. Extra points if you cross all four fingers of both your hands in this way, and/or if you also scuttle around and similarly-arrange da hand-appendages of any and all bystanders (provided their fingers are slender and limber enough to fairly-comfortably do so, of course) prior to saying, "Well --- here goes nuttin'"... with THAT voluminous number of "overlapped digits", it would conceivably put pressure on Fate to allow your endeavor to succeed, similar to how a prayer-chain supposedly does with God.
My elderly neighbor had given me a ride downtown to fill my water-jogs at the local public faucet, and he was concerned that his car's severely-worn starter wasn't going to "mesh in" correctly when he turned the key. So I jokingly showed him the "ultimate" fingers-crossing when he was ready to try starting his car; he looked at my seemingly-impossibly-"pretzeled" fingers and said a bit sadly, "Zheeesh --- I could NEVER do that with my poor old craggy arthritic fingers!", and then tentatively "twisted da brass" and beamed appreciatively when the car's engine whirled right over! "I guess crossing your fingers like that DID work," my friend chuckled.
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
Get the "ultimate" fingers-crossingmug. What da resentful and defiant Daffy Duck considered da U.S. Forest Service's dropping da load of torpedoes in da area where he was trying to illegally bear-hunt.
After suffering through da abombination courtesy of da U.S. Forest Service, Daffy Duck goes underground --- literally --- in his ongoing attempts to "have fricasseed bear for dinner".
by QuacksO April 24, 2022
Get the abombinationmug. Failure to perform tongue-action between a woman's legs after agreeing to do so as part of a contract.
A lot of guys want to "do it" just with their hoo-haws, so whenever there is an offer to perform cunnilingus as "payment" for said "ultimate favor", perhaps the gal should always half-expect a derelicktion of duty to occur!
by QuacksO December 2, 2024
Get the derelicktion of dutymug. Refers to the assorted loud hacking and wheezing that you engage in when someone suggests/performs an act that you disapprove of.
Having an acute attack of bwrongchitis can indeed be a bit painful and exhausting, but it is often much more palatable and/or socially-acceptable than verbally chewing out the misbehaver, plus it more-humorously/harmlessly expresses your strong displeasure with his choice of actions.
by QuacksO May 16, 2019
Get the bwrongchitismug. Or inSIGnificant, depending on what you're meaning. Refers to how important/relevant a military-grade firearm is to a matter under discussion.
For someone who loves hunting and/or target-practice, finding a SIGnificant other can be a bit challenging, since not everyone in da dating-pool is comfy with a guns-'n'-ammo lifestyle.
by QuacksO February 14, 2021
Get the SIGnificantmug. Lots of the folks who tune in to daily radio/TV news-broadcasts do so largely because they enjoy the pleasant/efficient manner of the announcer (think Lowell Thomas and Dallas Townsend), so I would wonder if Walter Crankyite would really get all that many people who would wanna listen to HIM read the latest headlines.
by QuacksO May 11, 2019
Get the Walter Crankyitemug.