QuacksO's definitions

compulsive torx-bit saver

A do-it-yourselfer who never discards the little screwdriver-tips that come in boxes of torx deck-screws, even though there's always a fresh bit included in every box of screws.

My buddies jokingly call me a compulsive torx-bit saver because I don't throw out still-usable screwdriver-tips from boxes of screws, but I figger that, hey --- I already paid for the tips when I bought the screws, so why not save them in case I need one to use with other screws in the future?

by QuacksO October 1, 2018

defisit

Da degree of da lack of seats in a given locale.

After Rodney Merchfield had sold all of da office doors at da Merchfield Lead Company, he started rounding up all of da chairs and couches, as well, creating a huge defisit for anyone seeking relief for his weary legs and feet.

by QuacksO December 23, 2023

You must be this tall to enjoy this ride

Refers to either a lady's or guy's being of similar-enough height to his/her lovemaking-partner in order to engage in stand-up sex; otherwise, one of them is obliged to use a step-stool.

I appreciate any chick who is pleasant-natured and "willing", so I never bother with any "You must be this tall to enjoy this ride" height-requirement... besides, I prefer "doing it" while lying down on a comfy bed, anyway, and of course height is not ever an issue there.

by QuacksO May 1, 2019

Massachewsetts

Da New England state where Violet Beauregarde came from; kids elsewhere in the state have begun to emulate her disgusting chicle-chomping habit.

I hear that Wrigley's Gum is planning to open a new plant in Massachewsetts to keep up with the demand for their delicious minty products.

by QuacksO March 13, 2019

Murphy's Mechanic's Law

Anything in your car that has gone wrong, will ""not"" go wrong when the mechanic is looking.

My high-beam dimmer--switch is faulty, yet when I took the car to the mechanic for troubleshooting, the switch worked perfectly for him! Typical Murphy's Mechanic's Law at work!

by QuacksO July 18, 2018

sensory multitasking

Where you simultaneously partake of two or more forms of media, food, etc. which involve utilizing different senses (listening, reading, tasting, etc.), in order to accomplish more ventures in the same span of time.

One common and excellent form of sensory multitasking would be to preview an instrumental-work recording while perusing your e-mails; since you do not use the same parts of your brain for reading words as you do in determining whether or not you like a particular piece of non-lyrical music, you can catch up on your messages and still decide whether you want to purchase a CD of the tunes you're listening to.

by QuacksO December 10, 2019

lieaison

What Fletcher Reede would have been if he'd done negotiation or representative work.

If two parties are themselves not always da most "honest 'n' honorable" in their dealings with each other, a skillful lieaison could be just what they need.

by QuacksO December 4, 2025