Definitions by QuacksO
Turkquoise
Experiencing a refreshing "professional' bath and massage is even more delightful if the bathing-pool is lined with luscious-hued tiles of seawater-colored Turkquoise, which enhances the clear-wavery "heated-mineral-springs" look of the water.
Turkquoise by QuacksO June 12, 2019
musical reassurance
Refers to da cheerful/casual whistling/humming/singing dat you're always super-glad/relieved to hear emanating from a mechanic, carpenter, or other repairman as he's working on your in-need-of-fixing item, since this unflustered tune-making indicates that whatever mending/alterations which are required to restore your device are merely "all in a day's work" or "old hat" with him; i.e., he's confidently proceeding with the task and is not concerned that there will be any snags. problems, or delays in said repairs.
Hearing the gloriously-welcome musical reassurance from a service-person produces a similar radiant hopefulness that you experience from being present during an "Ohhhhhhh...!" moment, since in both cases you feel pleasantly relieved that your device is indeed not irreparably damaged/worn/aged, and therefore it will probably be up-and-running again in a fairly short time.
musical reassurance by QuacksO June 12, 2019
alligrater
A large scaly reptile that uses its rough-textured back to shred cheese, garlic, and other culinary ingredients that need to be finely chopped.
Flipping over on your back and writhing around on top of large quantites of recipe-ingredients to pulverize them may not sound like your idea of fun, but it's merely "all in a day's work" for an alligrater.
alligrater by QuacksO June 11, 2019
aeronaughtycs
The "less than proper" science of "doing it", which involves similar "basics" --- weight, lift, drag, and thrust --- to the study of how planes fly.
Early airplanes did indeed do a lot of pitching and diving, so I wonder if that's where the term "aeronaughtycs" originated, since those initial winged-creations' lack of stability in flight led to their "doing da bouncy-bouncy" a lot?
aeronaughtycs by QuacksO June 11, 2019
Air On The G-string
A piece of "off-color" music dat celebrates da crude practice of wolf-whistling so hard when a skimpily-clad chick walks by dat she actually feels da wind-blast from your whooshy admiring-vocalization on her bare butt.
If J.S. Bach heard "what they did to his song" --- i.e., da bawdy "Air On The G-string" butcher-job on his famous and clean-themed "Orchestral Suite No. 3 in D major" --- he'd so totally be turning over in his grave!
Air On The G-string by QuacksO June 9, 2019
second childhood
Not to be confused wif da "wholesome" procedure of an adult's purchasing vintage/nostalgic items on E-Bay so dat he can again savor stuff dat he'd enjoyed as a youngster, this snortingly-sarcastic "air-quotes" term resentfully refers to when a grownup begins exhibiting similar immature/careless behavior dat he'd performed as a child. This unwise/unhealthy practice can be especially upsetting and disconcerting to any teenage/young-adult offspring of said middle-aged misbehaver, since like as not said parent had admonishingly "drilled and drummed" da supposed virtues of "proper" behavior and speech into said youngsters, and so they now feel betrayed when they see dat their own "guider and lecturer" is HIMSELF now mindlessly disregarding his own teachings, and is subjecting THEM to da very same "selfish and uncivilized" crap dat HE had always claimed stressed/disappointed HIM so much if any of THEM "stepped out of line" like dat.
A classic --- and hilarious --- case of grownups' shockingly/shamelessly indulging in a "second childhood" is da 1930 Laurel and Hardy film "Brats", where Stan and Ollie --- though constantly censuring their cranky and selfish pint-sized juniors for their disgraceful bickery attitudes and thoughtless anti-social interactions --- themselves actually behave just as immaturely and unbecomingly towards each other, as well.
second childhood by QuacksO June 8, 2019
cohabititting
What occurs when a buxom chick with two chest-pillow-loving admirers either can't decide which of them she wants to be sexually-exclusive with or simply doesn't want either of them to feel left out, and so she allows both dudes to simultaneously play with her boobs, with one eager stud fondling and suckling on one of her titties from each side.
Cohabititting can indeed be a good way to satisfy all da hot hunks in yer life, but supplying them with some form of padded headgear beforehand might be in order, to avoid their painfully bumping heads while engaged in da lustful savoring of your ample chest-meat.
cohabititting by QuacksO June 8, 2019