ambusch

Can refer to either:
(1) a surprise attack on a beer truck, or

(2) a hidden detachment of cops deployed to catch impaired drivers.
Beverage-truck driver: I only haul non-alcoholic drinks to lessen da chance of an ambusch.
by QuacksO August 20, 2022
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scandleous

Publicly-humiliating with regards to something involving wax-and-wick light-emitters.
I hear that the local museum "updated" its "genuine 'n' authentic" 19th-century chandelier with electric bulbs --- how scandleous!
by QuacksO October 15, 2018
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phonetic shortcut

Da "lazy man's way" of pronouncing two or more words in a common phrase --- the individual words get corruptedly/messily "run together", rather than being spoken clearly and "separately", the way a "proper" person would say them.
Classic examples of a phonetic shortcut would be "wanna" (want to), "ustuh" (used to), "shouldah" (should have), and "didja" (did you). Disgusting how da young people talk these days!
by QuacksO November 10, 2018
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Ask Aviv

A lesser-known-but-equally-notable large city in Israel where you go to pose questions about the assorted religions and cultures of the area.
After you voice your religion/society-related questions at Ask Aviv, your queries are routed to the appropriate authorities in Tell Aviv for pondering and consultation. You are then given a specially-numbered card (this distinguishes your particular questions from everyone else's) and directed to travel to Tell Aviv, where you present your card to the local holy men and receive your answers from them.
by QuacksO August 07, 2018
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Mag Moss Warranty Act

A congressional decision that requires manufacturers to clearly/cleanly display in writing what their warranty covers, not obscure such text by allowing moss to grow over it.
Legal-eagle Steve Lehto mentions the Mag Moss Warranty Act on his YouTube channel, but he neglected to describe how the manufacturers actually prevent said green sphagnum from forming on said warranties.
by QuacksO December 29, 2019
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genieus

A magical guy in a corked bottle who is exceptionally clever, learned, and/or smart.
In the classic "building a bridge across the Pacific Ocean to Hawaii is actually easier than helping a guy understand women" joke, the genieus quickly realizes that the guy's first request was actually a better one for him to grant.
by QuacksO November 15, 2020
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freedom of warship

Da constitutional right dat allows you to board any of our nation's naval battlewagons whenever and however you please.
In the first Casey Ryback film "Under Siege", mercenary William Strannix takes the whole "freedom of warship" to a preposterous degree --- perhaps he did indeed have the right to go aboard the USS Missouri, but that didn't entitle him to take over the ship or harm the crewmembers.
by QuacksO October 06, 2020
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