QuacksO's definitions
To prove your innocence of an auto-related crime through the vehicle identification number of said auto-bubble.
An officer pulled me over to ask if my car had been involved in a raucous tire-squealing incident the day before, but once he checked my registration-form, I was totally VINdicated.
by QuacksO November 17, 2020
Get the VINdicatemug. The little-known "sister" statue of Lady Liberty, this monument is a testament to our legal-system's "escape hatch" loophole which allows wrongdoers to be let off the hook for anything other than super-violent/serious crimes if they can just lay low for two or six years.
Just as our most famous bronze monument in NYC harbor has attracted less-than-savory aliens over the centuries, our infamous Statue of Limitations is a magnet for foreign criminals on the lam.
by QuacksO July 12, 2018
Get the Statue of Limitationsmug. A musical composition intended to distract its listeners into not observing hanky-panky going on somewhere else.
In the musical "Chicago", Billy Flynn recommends using a subterfugue ("How can they hear the truth above the roar?") to trick jurors into erroneously viewing the defendant as being a fragile victim of circumstance, rather than just a simple criminal-minded murderer.
by QuacksO March 2, 2019
Get the subterfuguemug. What viewers of "cops on the beat" reality shows find seeing said men in blue slap da cuffs on people.
Somehow, I experience zero orgasm from watching a cop "fix da derbies"; I fail to see what's so intarresting about it.
by QuacksO March 8, 2023
Get the intarrestingmug. Juss 'cuz da chicks from Loueasyana are largely of a "looser" mindset doesn't necessarily mean dat they'll be any "cheaper" --- sure, it may indeed often be simpler and quicker to get in their panties, but they may still wanna be totally "wined 'n' dined" before they'll spread their pretty tanned legs for you!
by QuacksO November 27, 2021
Get the Loueasyanamug. A kiddie game whereby you get credit if you always remember to NOT comply with a request if "Garfunkel says" is uttered beforehand.
I love playing "Garfunkel Says" wif da neighborhood kids, but da problem is dat I often have trouble remembering if da action-requester actually said "da magic words" or not, and so I tend to get GarFLUNKeled a lot during said uproarious game. :P
by QuacksO December 6, 2020
Get the Garfunkel Saysmug. In da famous children's book, "Bert Dow, Deep-Water Man", it states dat Bert's make-and-break engine was so noisy dat whenever he was heading out into da bay in his jon-boat to fish for cod, everyone in da entire coastal area knew about it. Obviously there was no town oardinance regarding acceptable ways of propelling a boat out of da harbor!
by QuacksO June 9, 2021
Get the oardinancemug.