psiriasis

Red scaly itchy patches on one's skin caused by da "irritating" men in their lives.
Attractive/affluent ladies may indeed sometimes have trouble with psiriasis, but da total opposite can just as likely be da case, as well --- i.e., likeable guys can get "sorely" aggravated by one or more persistent **female** suitors. Da Beethoven-loving "Peanuts" cartoon-character Schroeder has dis very problem wif da obnoxious-but-love-struck Lucy Van Pelt --- "Do you know what Beethoven never had?! Beethoven never had girls hanging onto his piano and bugging him about romance, marriage, and Valentine's Day gifts!" Lucy: "He DIDN'T...?! Poor Beethoven!"
by QuacksO December 23, 2021
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Pamnesia

A confused mental state whereby you forget whether or not you applied cooking-spray to your frying pan.
If you suffer from Pamnesia, simply running your fingertip along da inside of your skillet will usually give you a clue --- if it feels slippery, then you're probably good to go.
by QuacksO September 26, 2022
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deadication

May refer to {1} a fanatical degree of determination that actually drives someone to pursue an interest or idea to the death, or {2} a super-hooked and eternally **grateful** fan of the (in)famous rock band.
I'm so filled with deadication that I'm gonna don my lightning-skull t-shirt and chain myself to a tree.
by QuacksO January 10, 2014
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wrenovations

Repairs/upgrades to a birdhouse.
I made some wrenovations to my purple martin apartment so dat my cute pest-insect-devouring feathered friends would have an even more satisfactory place to live.
by QuacksO March 09, 2020
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ceremoany

A celebratory gathering where either most of the people who are there are whiningly bored or otherwise don't wanna attend/stay, or where one or more of the "prominent" attendees publicly orgasm during said shindig.
Nobody was happy about having to attend sex-education class until it was announced that the students would be allowed to "practice" what they'd learned by performing oral sex on each other; it then turned into a real ceremoany.
by QuacksO March 12, 2019
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double dementia

Refers to an unfortunate condition whereby you have gone crazy yourself, and then by association, you make someone else go plumb loco, as well.
Tronald Dump has not only totally flipped his own wig, but he's created double dementia in all his close White House colleagues --- and by extension, a lot of us ordinary citizens, as well.
by QuacksO July 12, 2019
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leaning tower of pizza

An infamous poorly-stacked column of boxed flatbread in central Italy.
The leaning tower of pizza has been there long past the "use by" dates of the comestibles contained therein, so that's the reason that it's still there --- nobody wants to eat the pizzas because they would be stale by now.
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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