Definitions by QuacksO
Adair you to keep a straight face
What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.
Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!
Adair you to keep a straight face by QuacksO June 13, 2019
bronchial backfire
Refers to da often-moderately-painful experience dat follows an especially "heavy-duty" cough, burp, sneeze, etc. --- a small amount of stomach-acid will travel upwards into the throat and create an acrid burning sensation.
Shortly after consuming a large meal is one of the most notorious times for a bronchial backfire to occur; it's wise to have a large glass of water or milk handy to hastily swig from in case of mishaps like this.
bronchial backfire by QuacksO June 13, 2019
kissmet
1. Fate or destiny caused or originated by a smooch.
2. A term describing how two people became acquainted with each other through fate or destiny, and largely due to their having locked lips at some point.
2. A term describing how two people became acquainted with each other through fate or destiny, and largely due to their having locked lips at some point.
After George McFly succeeded in knocking out Biff Tannen in the Hill Valley High School parking lot and thus showed Lorraine Baines that he was a worthy partner after all, the two teenagers finally hooked up when they shared their first passionate smooch on the dance-floor during the Enchantment Under The Sea party; they later agreed that their meeting was kissmet.
derect exposure
Refers to what a chick receives when a dude with the hots for her drops his drawers and stands close in front of her so that his huge hard-on is right in her face.
Cutie: I'm not really much into giving blowjobs or handjobs, but I always suckcum to temptation whenever a well-hung stud gives me derect exposure.
derect exposure by QuacksO June 12, 2019
Gestapo Garage
An early-'40's-era Deutschland-based facility staffed by highly-skilled SS agents who could magically and instantly get a car to run and perform perfectly with just a simple touch. Just ask Baron von Trapp, who personally witnessed the group's miraculous mechanical-capabilities after he and his family unexpectedly encountered said group while they were pushing their automobile out of their driveway, and --- at his supervisor's command to "repair Herr von Trapp's car, so that it will start"--- one of the agents easily fired up the car's motor on the first try.
The Gestapo Garage may indeed have been exceptionally adept at making seemingly-disabled vehicles start up and operate perfectly, but the problem was that they tended to show up without your ever having sent for them, and performing "repairs" that you'd just as soon not have had done at that particular time.
Gestapo Garage by QuacksO June 12, 2019
Murphy's Law of Speaking Up
"If you go ahead and say something, people will get mad and accuse you of being too bold/impudent/forward, expecting too much, or asking too many questions. But if you keep quiet, people will criticize you for being too wimpy to stand up for yourself."
As a child and teenager, people always griped at me for my speaking my mind, and so I finally got too timid to open my mouth. Nowadays, however, many folks --- including some of those very same criticizers from my youth --- tell me that I need to stick up for myself more and stop being such a wuss... can't win! Classic example of "Murphy's Law of Speaking Up", I guess.
Murphy's Law of Speaking Up by QuacksO June 12, 2019