A bratty little buck-toothed green-skinned "monster" who is always complaining, constantly demanding attention, never satisfied with anything, and nasally begging for items on the shelves of the department store or supermarket. Just about every family has at least one of these delightful rug-rats somewhere in its "flock"; it's just that nobody wants to admit his existence or reveal who the "ram" and "ewe" were who ever conceived this infamous "black sheep", nor does anyone even want to be saddled with the unenviable task of being the delinquent's "shepherd" for the day. Even school days may bring little relief from his torment for the adults back at the house, since he often gets sent home from school for disruptive behavior within the first hour of attendance --- the teachers and hall-monitors can't stand to deal with him, either.
I hate attending my neighbors' backyard barbecues because there's inevitably at least one Frankenwhine in their midst who ruins the day for everyone else.
by QuacksO November 25, 2016
James Bond's "alphabetical-letter coded" secret-agent partner from Moscow who often assists Thang Q --- another of 007's courtesy-and-manners-steeped fellow agents --- with diplomacy and other politeness-related matters.
James Bond: This martini is perfect and just the way I like it --- shaken, but not stirred.
Agent #1: Thang Q.
Agent #2 (covering for 007, who did not hear Agent #1's appreciative reply because he has already wandered off to mingle with other dignitaries in the party-throng): Yuri Welk M.
Agent #1: Thang Q.
Agent #2 (covering for 007, who did not hear Agent #1's appreciative reply because he has already wandered off to mingle with other dignitaries in the party-throng): Yuri Welk M.
by QuacksO April 24, 2020
Casanova and Don Juan were infamous as expert "hit on and run" dandies --- Don Juan had so many flings, in fact, that when presented with a number of his former lady-friends in the afterlife, he could not even remember the names of any of them.
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
Above-average success.
Biff Tannen claimed to merely be living a life of "luckxury" --- i.e., he was pretending to be just incredibly fortunate to always bet on the winner --- but in reality, he was reading da copy of Gray's Sports Almanac dat Marty had bought.
by QuacksO July 07, 2025
A strange tale of an inexplicable-minded dude who was hailed as a great hero, but was really just a self-aggrandizing womanizer who carelessly sacrificed the lives of his fellow warriors and couldn't keep his mouth shut when it could have saved him (think, bragging to the blinded cyclops after escaping, causing said monster to call Poseidon to wreak havoc and ruin on the party.
I really don't care much for the Oddyssey --- just a lot of violence and debauchery, if you ask me... I never could understand what people found appealing about it.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
Tiffany and I have a "reasonable 'n' realistic" approach to our cuddly-companions friendship --- we always strive to be sensible with our budgets and meal-choices. She and I try to keep expenses down and we both love sardines and hard-boiled hen's eggs, anyway, and so we have zero cravings for a "roemance".
by QuacksO November 14, 2023
A bunch of crybaby-a** mid-18th-century rich-bug dudes who kept slaves and generally behaved disgracefully in their personal lives, but who still wanted to be free of the tyranny of England --- primarily for their own selfish financial sakes, though, not for the love of John Q. Public.
John Hancock realized how weak-willed and cowardly most of the minuscule-signature-scrawling signers of the Declaration of Independence were, and so he wrote his own name in huge letters to show King George how much bolder he was than most of the other wimpy foundling fathers.
by QuacksO September 03, 2019