The prudent abilities to not make most of the dumb-a** mistakes ("bishes") that less-moderately-minded blokes would likely bumble into head-first.
Laurel and Hardy would not have been half so funny if they'd displayed better inhibishions. Nor would AFV be nearly so satisfyingly-uproarious if more people simply gave their actions a little thought... as show-host Tom Bergeron said a while back, "Common sense is the enemy of all comedy! My new motto is: 'Stop THINKING --- start TAPING!'"
by QuacksO June 24, 2019
A jokingly-sarcastic way of making light of a truly serious situation --- Abe was **shot to death** at the play's "ending", for goodness' sake!! :P
A couple of excellent occasions to dust off da ol' "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?" gag would be if either someone has just been helped out of the mud and is so incredibly soiled that he's having to be stripped naked and cleaned off with a pressure-washer, or you go to visit him in the hospital after a serious accident and he's all swathed in casts and bandages and/or hooked up to a myriad of tubes and wires, and so you're trying to cheer him up a little.
by QuacksO September 16, 2018
by QuacksO June 10, 2023
An dumb-ass error that causes you and/or others a lot of mild-to-moderate "pain", either physical or mental/emotional.
Campus electrician: I forgot to hook the water-heater back up after I re-did the wiring in the utility-room, and so all da poor students hadda take cold showers the next morning and grumpily showed up for classes wif blueish skin and painful cramps --- what a mistache I made!
by QuacksO July 04, 2018
An interesting/amazing fact or performance regarding our scaly gill-breathing underwater-inhabiting friends.
I've never heard of an instance of flying fish's forming large "flocks" in the air, but if they did, that would certainly be an amazing finomenon to watch.
by QuacksO April 19, 2021
My buddy and I had just two drinks apiece, but our tab came to over 30 bucks --- talk about blatant boozeury!
by QuacksO July 19, 2024
Refers to just-minuscule reimbursements/favors here and there dat a chick allows you for your help, and without her even giving you any a** in da bargain.
I agree dat a girl's body is her own, but if she doesn't reimburse you adequately --- or at all --- for requested help and also refuses to spread her legs for you, then it does indeed seem like a "bottomless pittance" deal to me.
by QuacksO October 08, 2024