exportise

Knowledge of how to easily/profitably ship salable cargo to another country.
Subaru executives had da exportise to finagle their way around da infamous "chicken tax" when selling their foreign-made "Brat" models to da US; they simply mounted bucket seats in da beds of their small pickup trucks, and thus they could market them as tariff-free passenger vehicles, rather than light trucks. If da vehicles' owners subsequently converted them into standard pickup trucks by simply removing said seats, dat wasn't Subaru's problem.
by QuacksO January 31, 2023
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green manure

What you poop out from eating all of dat "chlorophyll rich" crap dat your parents make you choke down.
Maybe if your mom and dad let you eat lots of dark-chocolate items like cakes and candy-bars along with all of dat disgusting "health nut" veggie-food, it would make your poop a browner color and thus you wouldn't have such a problem with green manure every time you take a crap.
by QuacksO October 30, 2020
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Pontiac LeMonza

Da lesser-known "sister car" to da Chevrolet Corvair.
A '70's-era scandal revealed dat GM had been selling some Oldsmobile models with Chevrolet engines, creating what were derisively dubbed "Chevymobile" vehicles; I wonder if da Pontiac LeMonza was another such "Frankenstein of da car world" fiasco?
by QuacksO April 06, 2025
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Allahmony

Funds that you attempt to extract from a Muslim by appealing to his/her religious beliefs.
If you're of strong Islam faith, you'll want to be extra-careful who you marry --- your partner could be just a "gold-digger" who may later try to extort Allahmony from you.
by QuacksO March 19, 2019
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scooby-diving suit

A U.B.D. for your pooch-pal.
Now dat he's been fitted for a scooby-diving suit, da '70's-and-'80's-kids' favorite Great Dane can now help his super-sleuth owner look for evidence in lakes and rivers, as well as on dry land.
by QuacksO March 19, 2020
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"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.
My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
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steakholder

A designated person at a betting-meet who retains and cares for one or more juicy sirloins that have been put up as the winner's prize.
For a long-term meat-based wager where any butchered beef might go stale if stored till the end of the betting-period, a steakholder could also mean someone who cares for one or more head of live cattle that's being offered as the prize at said later time.
by QuacksO February 02, 2020
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