Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.
In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.
by QuacksO January 06, 2022
I was kinda disgusted by da raunchy content of some of da "Jeeves" chronicles, so I wonder if da author's name should actually have been written as "P.G.-13 Wodehouse".
by QuacksO January 28, 2023
Many scammers can't even spell correctly, so even if they claim to be calling from "Isreal" (which, of course, definitely IS NOT a "real" country; you should already know da correct spelling of said Middle Eastern country --- I-s-r-A-E-l --- from having learned it in grade school), you would be wise to suspect dat they are actually located in ISN'TRAEL!
by QuacksO February 03, 2021
If "heresy" is an unpopular idea, then da word "theresy" must mean a palatable-to-current-public-opinion belief; one would logically wonder, then, why da grouchy guy in "Green Eggs and Ham" did not want said proffered delicacies located "there" as well as "here", since "there" would conceivably have been a spot where only yummy-'n'-pleasant comestibles would have been permitted, and so he should have been willing to try a taste if "there" was an acceptable place to present them to him.
by QuacksO March 31, 2024
A common but very unhealthy way to persuade a temporarily-spurned lover to forgive you and take you back is to consent to a "wreckoncile" --- i.e., you agree to destroy one or more possessions of the "spare tire" in the equation.
by QuacksO August 12, 2021
A warmly-humorous "phonetic" way of spelling/saying the word "sociable"; it denotes a slightly bluff/cajoling "buddy-cuddly" way of "yankin' down da social barriers" and making someone feel immediately loved and welcome... "come along an' join da fun --- we're all one big happy family!"
City-raised teenager whose family has recently moved to a semi-rural area: I felt a bit awkward and outta place having my jovial new neighborhood-pal trot me around wif him during an entire "typical teenager's weekend-activities" day and welcomingly include me in all of his assorted ventures 'n' escapades --- visiting his friends and shooting a few hoops with them, popping in on neighbors' boisterous backyard-barbecues, looking up a few things at the library, joking around with the staff at the hardware store, hugging/high-fiving/wrist-wrestling the cute freckle-faced chicks whom we met around town, and so on... he kept his arm firmly hooked through mine wherever we went and always included me in any group-hugs/sandwich-snuggles that he engaged in wif others, and so again I felt kinda bowled over with everything at first. But I soon realized that my new friend was merely being totally soh-shuh-buhl and making absolutely sure that I never felt "left out", and so eventually I got used to it and actually rather enjoyed it... not exactly how we do stuff in da big city, but heck --- what do I know??
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
by QuacksO June 03, 2023