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whypers

Da swishing-back-and-forth devices dat clear da "windshield of yer mind" from all of da "asking da reason" questions dat are "rained down on you" by petulant fellow humans.
If you're gonna hafta be dealing wif one or more "whyny" individuals for an extended period, you will want to make sure dat your "whypers" are in good working order.
by QuacksO May 4, 2025
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hackupuncture

A damage-repairing treatment for your database following a malware-attack.
Another definition for da term "hackupuncture" could refer to an unfortunately-all-too-common seemingly-helpful/caring offer to de-bug your computer, but which is itself a cyber-attack in disguise!
by QuacksO February 8, 2023
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slamnesia

Lack of memory regarding having closed one or more doors too loudly.
After da formerly-raucous-noise-enjoying prince of Hubbub began loving quiet pleasant sounds instead, he developed total slamnesia regarding how da kingdom's residents had previously indulged him and his thunderous-din cravings by using excessive force when entering/exiting their dwellings and placing items on tables/countertops.
by QuacksO October 15, 2025
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irrashional behavior

Crazed antics caused by having irritated reddened skin.
As much misery as adolescents often suffer with acne, it's little wonder than so many of them exhibit such irrashional behavior a lot of the time.
by QuacksO November 22, 2019
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Pearyodontal

Refers to gum-related issues experienced by arctic explorers.
If Eskimos "live on whale meat and blubber" (You'd cry, too, if you only had whale meat to eat!), I'm surprised that they don't have more Pearyodontal problems.
by QuacksO March 21, 2021
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yesaturday

Portmanteau of two words; refers to the previous day when today is a Sunday.
I did my weekend chores yesaturday, and so I am going fishing today.
by QuacksO December 1, 2019
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machoreity

What you'll supposedly gain by performing all of da illegal-child-labor tasks around da ol' homestead dat your parents foist on you.
How can taking out da trash and sweeping da front porch create "machoreity" in a teenager if it just makes him childishly whine and bawl all da time???
by QuacksO February 21, 2023
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