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lobster tail and beer

"Lobster tail and beer" sounds like just two items instead of three, until you realize that there are no hyphens or commas in the phrase... THEN it suddenly makes sense! :P
by QuacksO August 16, 2019
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sighanide

A toxic chemical that was sneakily added to OTC medications like Tylenol™ in the early '80's; its typical effect was to cause the meds’ consumers to frequently heave deep fretful inhalations and otherwise behave in a restless dissatisfied manner.
OTC meds are now “sealed for your protection”, but that doesn’t seem to stop some grumpy cantankerous individuals from exhibiting sighanide-like symptoms, anyway.
by QuacksO June 27, 2018
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Raffidavit

A court-document pertaining to da famous Armenian kiddie-songs composer and child advocate.
I recently read a well-composed and thought-provoking Raffidavit in which Mr. Cavoukian shares his view of da pros and cons of social media with regards to modern-day youth.
by QuacksO April 22, 2021
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counter-fit

1. A "copycat" temper-tantrum that someone else throws in order to show an overly-explosive person "how horrible/ridiculous it looks".
2. A rage that someone flies into upon being "busted" for trying to pass fake money.
I wonder if that infamous thirteen-dollar-bill-proffering dude had a counter-fit when the backwoods-hillbilly shop-owner offered him "a six and a seven, or how about three three's and a four" as change for his "funny money"?
by QuacksO February 16, 2019
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primal facie

An "obvious" type of evidence that proves that someone has reverted back to his "early species" mindset.
The ease that Geico had in finding a number of cavemen for their auto-insurance ads is primal facie evidence that there are still plenty of "un-evolved" hominids among us.
by QuacksO June 24, 2019
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womanufacturer

A fabrication-entity --- or should I say, "entitty" --- mainly run by chicks instead of dudes.
As more womanufacturers pop up around da world, da concept of da stay-at-home mom is fading somewhat --- a greater number of daycare facilities is da obvious result.
by QuacksO February 9, 2025
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at least there are no briars

Da rueful "thank goodness for no thorns" cheer-up remark dat you say to your bush-whacking companions when laboriously pushing your way through thick brush. Thankfully for Brer Rabbit, Brer Fox and Brer Bear were **not** able to utter this phrase when they flung Brer Rabbit into the nearby prickly thicket, and thus said dense patch of spiky brambles prevented them from pursuing said bunny as he was guffawingly making his escape.
When da prince rescued Sleeping Beauty, he wasn't actually able to tell his horse, "At least there are no briars" as he was slashing his way through da thorn-bushes that ringed the castle. However, he and his trusty steed still never got scratched at all, thanks to da magic sword dat da three good fairies had given him; said enchanted sabre caused da spiky bushes to simply fall away to one side as da blade-wielding hero hacked them down.
by QuacksO January 8, 2020
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