QuacksO's definitions

pasturized milk

The sweet liquid-byproduct of free-range grass-fed cows.

Since free-range cows naturally produce pasturized milk, there is no need to heat it; you can safely just drink it "just as it came out of Bossie" --- it tastes infinitely better raw, anyway.

by QuacksO February 12, 2019

hopsital

1. A medical center for rabbits and kangaroos.
2. A treatment-facility where they administer bitters for medicinal purposes.

A hopsital can also refer to a "hippie health foods" establishment where they get you to jump/leap around wildly in an effort to "cure what ails you" and/or otherwise improve your overall well-being. May or may not be effective, but hey --- who am I to say a word against highly-unorthodox procedures such as this? Far-more-oddball regimens have indeed been proven effective sometimes; in this case, though, I just can't help thinking that if said "patients" are actually fit and agile enough to go limberly bouncing about for extended periods, perhaps they are not really all that ill to begin with, and so they should just go back home and resume their normal lives "just as they are".

by QuacksO November 21, 2019

passistance

Someone who helps a fellow human to successfully decline to participate in something, move ahead of another vehicle, put the moves on a romantic interest, etc.

One good way to provide passistance on a highway is to point out to the driver in front that the person behind him wants to get by, usually the reason that the impatient driver needs help is that the slowpoke in front is not aware that he is holding someone up.

by QuacksO November 2, 2021

betrail

A "getting busted/screwed" situation involving either a hiking-path or a succession of objects in a line.

While participating in a group-stroll through da forest, I scurried on ahead wif a cute member of da party till she and I were out of sight of da others, and then we stepped off da footpath and hastily threw off our clothing as we hurried towards a patch of soft comfy green moss dat we'd spied deeper in da woods, to flop down and partake of a quick bouncy-bouncy. What we didn't realize in da heat of da moment was dat one end of da long line of our assorted garments was still visible from da walking-path dat we'd just left, and thus was spotted by da other hikers as they passed by --- talk about a "double betrail"!

by QuacksO November 12, 2023

Aztech

Ancient Native-American inventions.

According to Johnny Hart's "B.C. for P.B.C." cartoons, computers even existed 'way back in da days of da cave man --- so perhaps Aztech was indeed alive and well even dat far in da past.

by QuacksO November 16, 2024

easy peasy melon squeezy

Humorous phrase dat a guy utters to triumphantly/braggingly indicate his lack of difficulty in getting a buxom gal to let him play wif her boobs.

I first asked Tiffany if I could gently bury my face between her ample tits; once she allowed me to do dat and was feeling all warm and cuddly from my tender nuzzling, it was then totally "easy peasy melon squeezy" getting her to let me "put my hands where my face had been", especially since by then she was accustomed to having me make major physical contact wif her chest-pillowz.

by QuacksO April 1, 2021

waftermath

Da results of gentle breezes' shifting odors, objects, etc. from one locale to another.

Whenever Old Mrs. Jones bakes her sumptuous pastries and sets them out to cool, it's always da same waftermath --- all da neighborhood children smell da irresistible aromas and come flocking to her house to beg for samples of said delectables.

by QuacksO October 21, 2022