A wimpy-a** teacher who just dutifully/mindlessly spouts the "standard" useless typical-b**ls**t "knowledge" that merely fills students' heads with falsehoods and pointless information, yet who also always "skirts the issue" or "ducks the question" whenever any skeptical/independent-minded classmate "poses the tough questions" regarding either the validity/truthfulness of the subject-matter ("How can you say that Odysseus was such a great and admirable hero if he shared a bed with other women and couldn't even keep his braggartly mouth shut to the Cyclops when he and his men were making their escape from him?") or the necessity of having to study a certain topics (i.e., "Why do we need to know the history of Ethiopia or learn about the founding of San Francisco? How will that knowledge help us in our future lives or aid us in finding/performing employment?").
Napoleon Blownapart famously grumbled, "History is a set of lies agreed upon." Perhaps he'd had hedgeucators in mind when he said it.
by QuacksO June 19, 2019
Refers to either a horny guy's lack of abstinence-resolve whenever he sees a pair of luscious coochie-lips, or a gal's similar inability to say no to "proceeding to fourth base" due to her being totally "hot between her own legs", as well.
If a guy is having trouble getting a gal to spread her legs for him, there are various female-libido-boosting foods and herbs dat are perfectly legal to possess and consume, and so he could try feeding some of them to her in hopes of getting her more "revved up" and vulvnerable to his advances.
by QuacksO May 05, 2022
Refers to da "fourth base" action dat you perform wif your bed-partner in da middle of da night because one or both of you couldn't sleep for some reason.
Allowing your main squeeze to insominate you may indeed cause HIM to become sufficiently relaxed and "worn out" to fall asleep, but YOU may be kept awake YOURSELF afterwards from wondering if he either got you preggo or gave you an STD!
by QuacksO January 01, 2022
Opposite of a CAT scan which checks out your "internal workins" for injuries/defects, this electromagnetic-field survey checks for anomalies OUTSIDE of the body, such as the presence of demons or other unwanted less-than-genial spiritual "hitchhikers". Not endorsed by the AMA or any other "official" medical organization --- but then what do those highfalutin narrow-minded "blindly-going-by-the-book" lame-brains know, anyway??? --- but is touted as surprisingly effective by many people, especially ones who are into wiccan/meditative healing.
I felt really wound up from having nightmares and other moderate mental disturbances, so I made an appointment for a DOG scan. Da quiet-mannered hippie-fella who administered the test was really kind and sympathetic during the procedure, and then afterwards he performed a free banishing-seance on me; I do indeed feel noticeably calmer and sleep more peacefully since then. Da long-haired dude also loaned me a couple books on alternative healing and thinking, which I am currently perusing in my spare time.
by QuacksO August 03, 2018
Da opposite of aluminimum. Refers to da huge ingots of silver-shiny bauxite-based metal dat it starts out as after being produced at da refinery, this is da biggest "solitary" or "one-piece" portion of said lightweight-but-strong commodity dat you will usually find in common existence.
While aluminimum refers to da smallest amount of soda-can stock dat can be used in a certain "minuscule-material" application (i.e., super-fine wire, extremely-thin foil, etc.) and still be structurally-sound, alumaximum is da biggest "single serving" of said product --- i.e., an enormous solid "biscuit" --- dat is generally available to be used in industry; this is how it comes from da metal's "original" foundry, in fact, and then manufacturers cut/form it down into a number of smaller and thus-more-manageable portions so dat they can work with it.
by QuacksO August 16, 2019
Describes something dat is either required by a female or pressuringly expected of da child-bearing half of da human race in general.
Long skirts used to be worn by "all" of da fairer gender, but then thanks to famous equal-rights advocates like Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Amelia Bloomer, said inconvenient garb is no longer womandatory.
by QuacksO June 29, 2025
A.k.a. "horse hug", this immensely-pleasurable (well, if you're into regularly getting "up close 'n' personal" wif half a ton of hard-muscled mammal, at least!) activity involves happily wrapping your arms around the neck of your favorite large four-legged friend and tucking your head contentedly up under his jaw and throat; if he is accustomed to doing this and is in a fairly good mood, your large buddy will often respond in kind, gently tilting his head downwards to softly squeeze you between his chin and chest.
Equine embraces can indeed be extremely satisfying and rewarding; one just needs to remember to always check his clothing for loose hairs and other unwanted "organic adornments" afterwards, to avoid spreading said "residues" to undesirable locations, such as furniture, curtains, bed-clothes, etc.
by QuacksO November 21, 2018