A periodic warm-water flush of da auditory-canals to clean out all of da dried BS-residue dat has accumulated there from listening to politicians and neighborhood a**h**es spout their deceitful and/or self-serving rhetoric.
If you seem to be going deaf after having suffered through a myriad of boring or not-of-good-faith meetings/lectures, try asking your doctor to give you a good hearrigation first; it might just be gloobered-up vellus-hairs.
by QuacksO February 11, 2025
What a hot-in-da-crotch stud tells a hot chick whom he's inviting over to his residence for a wildly good time --- i.e., "your warm velvety squeezable posterior will be just as delightful to me regardless of what you're wearing; besides, any garments are gonna be coming off just as soon as you arrive here, anyway, and so it really doesn't matter what you have on at da moment, anyway." :P
Telling a gal to "come ass you are" may indeed put her at ease as far as wardrobe concerns, but it could also give her second thoughts about whether she wants to show up in da first place, since "jumping straight to fourth base" --- i.e., merely having you immediately rip off all her clothes and take a flying leap into bed with her --- might not be what she'd originally had in mind for said visit.
by QuacksO December 29, 2022
by QuacksO May 29, 2021
One of da cops in our sheriff's department is so majorly consumed wif "little man syndrome" dat he actually posed in da very center of da group photo in their yearly newsletter, wif da gradually-shorter fuzz-members arranged progressively in a downwards-curving line on either side of him to lessen da obviousness of how pint-sized he actually was! It really made him --- not to mention everyone else in da photo --- look ridiculous; I guess he didn't care, though, since he figgered dat people would be more likely to tallerate how much bigger everyone else in da department was if da height-difference wasn't so proportionally visible in da photo.
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
A male-human-caused hindering snag or other aggravating "hoop to jump through" that delays proceeding with a task or endeavor. Opposite of "herdle", a holdup caused by a female human.
A himdle is sometimes more difficult/time-consuming to overcome than a herdle because usually more men are in government-positions than women, and so more male officials may be involved with said snafu.
by QuacksO September 11, 2019
Refers to da frequency of "putting da cat back in da cage" happenings --- i.e., where a supposedly-domesticated feline is returned by its new owners to da animal-shelter due to its LACK of said "domestication" --- in a particular geographical area.
How a pound feeds and otherwise treats its "meow and purr" residents often has a great impact on recivetism --- da more-nutritionally-healthy and well-cared-for an animal is, da better da chance is dat it will be a calm-mannered pet for someone.
by QuacksO March 14, 2023
Refers to da unintentional shanghaiing dat happened to Garfield when he tried to capture "da largest bird he'd ever seen" --- i.e., he grabbed da quacker's legs, causing said started waterfowl to fly off with said chubby tabby dangling beneath it.
Garfield did eventually make it hack home after his unfortunate abducktion, but not before he'd endured a number of assorted misadventures, such as being netted by the local stray-pets catcher, feeling in a famished panic upon discovering that there was no "real food" (i.e., rich/fatty/salty/sugary junk) in a health-food store, etc..
by QuacksO January 20, 2020