QuacksO's definitions

furmented beverage

A "macho" alcoholic drink dat supposedly "puts hair on your chest".

I am terrified of alcohol, and I already gots a nice warm fuzzy chest dat da girls all love to savoringly run their hands over and rest their heads against, so I don't feel da need to have anything to do wif no furmented beverages.

by QuacksO May 20, 2022

altourneytive

A type of sports-activity other than da typical end-of-season competition-bash dat high schools typically hold.

Some sports-playing students are less physically robust than others, so they should be given an altourneytive.

by QuacksO March 1, 2023

Eggenoggin Reach

A waterway in Maine's Penobscot Bay where people hold an annual sailing-regatta and swig huge quantities of traditional Christmas milk-based beverage.

I really love both watching sailing-yachts and guzzling Christmas-cordial, and so I always make a point to attend da annual festivities at Eggenoggin Reach; da only prob is dat I invariably "go overboard" at said boating-event (pun not intended, but it still works well :P), and so I end up with sunburned eyelids and a major case of eggnoggin afterwards!

by QuacksO January 8, 2020

simplifry

To make sizzling up a crunchy side-dish less complex.

Using a Teflon-coated skillet or conventional cooking spray may indeed simplifry da food-preparation process, but it also introduces toxic chemicals into da resulting braised creation.

by QuacksO February 10, 2023

triggernometry

The advanced mathematical study of how firearms work.

High school senior: I still don't understand why the math teacher insisted that our class learn triggernometry --- I'm a staunch pacifist, so I don't even like guns; why the heck do I need to learn about 'em if the subject will never even come up in my ordinary daily life??

by QuacksO March 3, 2017

Wienerschnitzel

A man’s penis. Usually referred to this way in a tone of sarcastic disgust, when the speaker (usually female) is mildly-to-moderately irritated.

“Attentive” boyfriend: How did you sleep last night, honey?
Exasperated girl: I didn’t sleep a wink --- how could I sleep with your wienerschnitzel poking at me all night?!

by QuacksO September 25, 2011

pexcessive

Going crazy wif da size/quantity of plastic water-pipe during a remodeling job.

1/2"-inside-diameter crimp-on tubing is usually more than adequate for regular household faucets and toilets/tubs/showers; anything larger than that would likely be pexcessive.

by QuacksO November 13, 2024