Anne Murray weather

Refers to where there are a few rain-sprinkles during an otherwise mild balmy day.

As it happens, I am actually all set in da romantic department, so da only reason dat it's "Raining In My Heart" is dat I was hoping to get some work done outdoors, but it's been Anne Murray weather off and on all morning!

by QuacksO March 23, 2019

Macho Picchu

Da mid-second-millennium Peruvian municipality where da guys engaged in lots of chest-thumping and super-manly behavior.

Nobody likes big blow-hard dudes who overbearingly strut their stuff, so it's no wonder dat Macho Picchu "went da way of da dodo" back in da 1500's.

by QuacksO March 20, 2021

Live long and prosper

He doesn't tell you how to accomplish that, though.

Leonard Nimoy was famous for saying, "Live long and prosper." He himself seems to have accomplished that thanks to his good looks and pleasant personality, but I wish he would have explained to all of us about how to do it ourselves.

by QuacksO October 12, 2018

Singapour

An Asian country where it rains heavily.

There actually is a lot of precipitation in said equatorial commonwealth, so da term "Singapour" is indeed an accurate way to jokingly describe it.

by QuacksO April 05, 2025

arseon

The criminal act of "lighting a fire" under someone's posterior in an attempt to get him to agree with you or otherwise do what you want.

Bill Clinton told Monica Blewinsky to keep her trap shut about his infidelity with her; a clear case of arseon, if you ask me.

by QuacksO March 18, 2019

ambassetor

(1) Someone who enthusiastically advocates for slow-moving floppy-eared hounds.
(2) A canine spokesperson --- er, spokesDOG --- for a certain group, cause, region, etc.

Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane was a top ambassetor, especially seeing as how his own pet, Flash, was such an animal; he loved "Velvet Ears" in any case, even if she wasn't exactly da most limber --- or even da most motivated --- colleague.

by QuacksO December 15, 2023

spawnser

A person or company dat funds da fish-stocking of a lake or river.

Anglers and naturalists alike are often major spawnsers, since having plenty of scales-and-fins-genus denizens of da waterways is good for everyone.

by QuacksO December 26, 2024