QuacksO's definitions

evidentureary

Pertaining to proof regarding replacement chompers.

Hiring a good lawyer is wise practice in many legal situations, such as if you cannot speak intelligible words without yer oral inserts in place --- if you wish to present evidentureary evidence clearly and effectively, you should quit "flappin' yer gums" and have an attorney do da yackin' for you.

by QuacksO May 18, 2021

mewtilation

Da vicious clawing dat Garfield frequently inflicts upon Jon when he's upset with him.

I could never understand how Jon heals so fast after one of Garfield's infamous mewtilations --- in the next day's cartoon, he always looks fine and unblemished.

by QuacksO April 17, 2021

tranquillizer

What you give to da victim of a porcupine encounter so dat you can more-easily remove da spines.

One should always consult a doctor before administering a tranquillizer, since different people/animals may need different substances in said injection to safely and effectively numb da pain during da extractions.

by QuacksO January 30, 2023

jeerrigation

Da total "flood" of boos and hisses dat politicians and other bu**s**t-spouting public speakers encounter on an almost daily basis.

A majority of da public is thoroughly weary and doubtful of da statements made by any and all government figures, so you might still get at least some jeerrigation even if you are indeed trying to tell da truth and honestly working to improve current issues.

by QuacksO February 11, 2025

fiddleity

Or "fiddelity" --- please don't fuss me over exact spelling. Refers to how good a sound yer "cheap violin" instrument sounds when scraping out a lively tune on da back porch.

Jack Benny was actually quite an accomplished musician who could produce quite good "fiddleity"; his awful-sounding musical renditions were so hilarious precisely because he could indeed play so well --- as they say, you have to actually be really good at playing in order to know how to "play poorly well" --- i.e., to sound awful in a funny way that makes the audience laugh.

by QuacksO August 3, 2025

plie-bargain

Can refer to either:

(1) A penalty-reducing agreement whereby da offender agrees to learn/perform one or more ballet-moves in exchange for a lighter/suspended sentence, or
(2) An exercise-easement allowance in ballet class dat excuses a student from having to perform certain dance-positions dat he finds painful and/or excessively strenuous.

If you get hauled before da management wif regards to your gluttony at da buffet table, you might be able to strike a plie-bargain as an act of good faith in improving your dietary health.

by QuacksO December 5, 2022

fraygrance

A perfume dat you spritz on your beat-up clothing to hide da threadbare spots. :P

Da local snake-oil salesman was busted when it was revealed dat he had sneakily switched a worn shirt for a newer one when demonstrating his miracle-patching "fraygrance".

by QuacksO August 23, 2023