QuacksO's definitions

fancy-flatware request

"Silver plates?"

Knock, knock...
Who's there??
Kudu!!!
Kudu, whooooooooo????
Kudu come and give me a hand with changing my tire?
Well, I will if you make it a "fancy-flatware request"... :P
Silver plates?
Why, soitenly!
Mercy buckets --- prisheeyate that!
No problemmo, Dude!!!

by QuacksO November 17, 2023

barkaeology

Da study of our ancient canine friends.

Dogs were da first domesticated animals (humans started having them as pets over 300 centuries ago), so there's a rich history for barkaeology to discover.

by QuacksO July 12, 2023

Don I(nfa)m(o)us

What da famous feminine-hairstyle-bashing talk-show host has become due to his racist/slanderous remarks and surly persona.

With all da horrible verbal crimes he committed, I am frankly astonished that Don I(nfa)m(o)us was allowed to remain on da air!

by QuacksO December 26, 2018

bronchial b.s.

Any of the loud offensive throat-sounds made by the respiratory and/or digestive system, such as belches, retches, wheezes, etc.

John went through a long litany of rough/distressed sounds from his throat and lungs, but I think it was just a lot of bronchial b.s. designed to change the subject so that he wouldn't hafta answer embarrassing/difficult questions.

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

purrscription

A written authorization by a licensed physician for a patient/client to adopt a cat.

For some general-health therapy and overall mood-improvement, a purrscription can indeed be "just what the doctor ordered".

by QuacksO December 7, 2022

playful pirouette pivot

Refers to da humorous "waist-grasp and reverse-direction-swing" action dat ya perform wif a hot chick while you're out strolling da beach/countryside wif her, and you realize dat either (1) it's getting late in da day and so ya wanna be sure of getting yer snuggle-bun "back home to her mama" before dark, or (2) one or both of you has chores/appointments dat you shouldn't be late for, or (3) you've already trekked quite a long way, and so you're concerned dat one or both of you might get weary/achy legs if you journeyed any farther and then hadda clomp all da way back again.

Whenever Tiffany and I are out for a walk, I always smilingly employ da playful pirouette pivot --- complete wif a chuckly-musical "B-d-d-d-d-d-d-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-u-h-h-m-m-p-p!" sound as I twirl her halfway around --- to help take da "sting" out of da fact dat we hafta start heading back again... sooooo much more pleasant dan simply saying, "Let's turn around now."

by QuacksO November 8, 2018

scoopervisor

Someone who keeps an eye on how much material is inside of a "digging in and lifting" device each time it does its thing.

Scoopervisors are super-important staffpeople to have around, in dat they monitor things like whether a customer is being given full shovel-loads of earth, how much ice cream each child is getting, etc. They could also be pretty vital at a newspaper or radio/TV station, in dat they should see to it dat their reporters have up-to-da-minute access to breaking stories around da local community.

by QuacksO December 22, 2022