What da Wicked Witch of da West accused Dorothy of when da house of said young girl fell on da Wicked Witch of da East.
Glenda da Good Witch advised da Oz's-left-hand-quadrant-ruling sorceress to "Begone, before someone drops a house on you, as well", indicating dat there might be a second homeicide if said evil black-robed hag stuck around for too long.
by QuacksO December 26, 2022
Get the homeicidemug. In his later photos, Mousselini appears to be gradually putting on a few pounds, so I wonder if his name also indicates dat he was overly fond of light porous chocolate pastries, as well as hair-treatment lotions?
by QuacksO November 21, 2022
Get the Mousselinimug. Da study of fist-bruises and other visible signs of physical-violence contact to identify who committed said assault-crime.
With modern-day bullystics technology, Biff Tannen could not likely get away with his '50's-and-'60's-era strong-arm shenanigans nowadays.
by QuacksO April 09, 2023
Get the bullysticsmug. I'm gonna try tearing down this old shed myself with a hammer and crowbar; no need to make any wreckquisitions just yet.
by QuacksO March 02, 2019
Get the wreckquisitionmug. They grow VEGETABLES on a VEGETABLE farm, FRUIT on a FRUIT farm, TREES on a TREE farm, and MILK AND COWS on a DAIRY farm, so what do they grow on a TRUCK FARM? Why, TRUCKS, naturally! (Well, duhhh...) And I'll bet they even have separate pickup-truck seed-packets for Chevys, Dodges, Fords, GMCs, etc., and then individual semi-trailer seeds for Kenworths, Macks, Whites, Freightliners, Peterbilts, etc. Probably the trucks all start out green as they're maturing, and then they eventually"ripen" into different paint-colors when they're ready to harvest. :P
by QuacksO January 20, 2018
Get the truck farmmug. A resources-expenditure dat a "willing" chick requests from you due to your having whooshingly farted during a vigorous bouncy-bouncy wif her, causing her to feel a breeze on her upper thighs.
If you have da tendency to break wind frequently/uncontrollably, it's wise to reveal said fact beforehand to a chick wif whom you're arranging to be intimate, and ask her if she charges gassy guys an overdraft fee.
by QuacksO March 29, 2025
Get the overdraft feemug. Garfield loves to exercise his "paw-pals" on couches, curtains, and other household -furnishings, and so his owner Jon is always at risk of slitigation from irate homeowners and shopkeepers.
by QuacksO January 29, 2025
Get the slitigationmug.