Seething discontent at having to listen to absurd assertions, boring nonsense, etc. One of da downsides of da First Amendment, in dat da person emitting said distasteful blather is well within his rights to do so. Remember dat you are always free to get up and leave, though --- said "right to free speech" doesn't also require you to stick around and actually LISTEN to someone else's expounding about his opinions or beliefs.
Da term "earritation" can also refer to reddening/soreness inside one's auditory-canals from having excessive BS passed through them. Disposable foam earplugs are very inexpensive and readily available, though, so dat can be a viable preventative solution for said malady.
by QuacksO February 07, 2022
Just da same as a "tobacco-free campus" most definitely does NOT mean dat da faculty will hand out free cigarettes to their attendees, a lustful stud might suffer a similar disappointment from volunteering to work at a microscopes-and-test-tubes establishment because he'd misheard it as being a "labiaratory" --- da female students and/or staffpeople are probably NOT gonna "drop their drawers" just so dat he can "study" them "down there"!
by QuacksO January 26, 2025
Borderline diabetic, speaking to Customs official: "Look, can we hurry this along, please? It's almost time for my insulin shot, and I accidentally left my supply at a friend's house over in {a nearby town that's across the border, in the country he wants to enter}."
by QuacksO July 31, 2013
The feeling of stunned distress and horror upon seeing that your homies have applied dozens of adhesive labels all over your body while you were asleep, either because your mates simply are a**h**es, or they resent your taking a snooze while they're all slaving away in da hot sun. Extra points if they took the time to write separate derogatory/sarcastic messages on each of said labels, so as to get in a little extra "dig" at you each time you peel one of them off and read the acrdily-insulting comments scrawled on each label.
I woke up in my dorm room to find myself covered in labels with snide messages like "Sleeping Beauty's black-sheep bro", "Have a good nap, Prez Reagan?", "Goldilocks is in for a rude awakening when da Bear Family returns", etc. --- talk about sticker-shock!
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
Da term "wherrybouts" can also refer to any less-than-pleasurable occasions when you are obliged to groaningly propel your big heavy multi-passenger rowboat just manually with oars instead of using an outboard motor. Said irritating/exhausting intervals of back-breaking labors can often be significantly reduced by paying careful attention to da welfare of said rear-mounted machine, such as performing routine maintenance, keeping fuel tanks filled, charging batteries, etc.
by QuacksO December 07, 2022
Claiming to have an arithmia may indeed get you out of algebra class, but your teacher will likely insist dat you go to da hospital for a checkup, and said experience might be even more traumatic and exhausting than struggling through da assigned equations!
by QuacksO June 20, 2024
Sirtification is often fairly easy to give, since most any guy's "identifying junk" gets much bigger when he is excited, and so all you hafta do would be to bring a cute naked lady into his general vicinity to easily determine whether he's really a dude or not. "Ma'ammification", on the other hand, can be considerably tougher to reliably obtain, since a gal's boobs do not become noticeably larger when she is sexually aroused, and so a fairly "flat-chested" female might not look all that "womanly" distinctive, especially since many guys also possess very noticeable "man boobs" due to hormonal mess-ups, and so the two sets of organs may not really look all that different from each other.
by QuacksO November 15, 2018