church (h)usher

A Sunday-services attendant whose purported task is merely to see to da needs of da parishioners, but whose real job is to quell noisy stir-crazy children who would much rather be playing outside in da fresh air and sunshine, rather than being compelled to sit still and keep quiet inside a stuffy musty meeting-hall for two hours.
If churches would offer more-generous helpings of ice cream and/or an erectory as incentives to attend their boring sawdusty-dry sermons, there would likely be less need for church (h)ushers to be on hand to deal with crankily-impatient youngsters and teenage boys.
by QuacksO January 31, 2023
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howlett report

The vet's medical-diagnostic statement about the overall health of your prize huntin' hounds.
Backwoods hippie: Well, the vet's howlett report gives my dogs a clean bill of health, so I reckon they're all ready for the spring huntin'-trials.
by QuacksO March 22, 2017
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double entender

Refers to where someone acts "all nicey-nice" --- i.e., kind and caringly-gentle --- as if he has genuine loving feelings for you, but in reality he is merely "turning on da charm" in an attempt to disarm/dispel your natural caution/inhibitions so dat hopefully you'll let him get in your pants.
People like Clinton and Liberace were masters of da ol' "double entender" dat did indeed sometimes please and/or flatter, but you see what kind of messy misbehavior they ended up committing.
by QuacksO July 06, 2020
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for game or Luger

A legal term dat differentiates da purposes for which you would be wanting to acquire and/or possess firearms, and thus what general type of gun it would be.
Da term "for game or Luger" refers to whether you would want a long gun for hunting, or a handgun for defense and/or target-practice.
by QuacksO December 20, 2023
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backpack hug

Refers to a huge affectionate squeezy-clasp whereby you wrap both your arms and legs around da person, so dat you are suspended off da ground from da other person at four attachment-points, like a strap-on bookbag.
Backpack hugs are awesome; just make sure dat da person whom you're giving one to is large and physically strong enough to safely support your entire body-weight like dat.
by QuacksO January 21, 2023
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pexcessive

Going crazy wif da size/quantity of plastic water-pipe during a remodeling job.
1/2"-inside-diameter crimp-on tubing is usually more than adequate for regular household faucets and toilets/tubs/showers; anything larger than that would likely be pexcessive.
by QuacksO November 13, 2024
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exxonerate

What the shady "Johnny D." arrogantly hoped that his money and political influence would do for him in court.
Even all of his immense power and wealth failed to exxonerate the infamous "oscillating-chair man".
by QuacksO January 03, 2024
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