QuacksO's definitions
I wonder if a "willing" mermaid could be considered a "concubrine", since she would both provide supplementary sexual comfort and come from da haline ocean?
by QuacksO April 12, 2024
Get the concubrinemug. How things often happened when our clueless "prune-faced former-actor Prez" was in da catbird-seat during da '80's.
Reagan's infamous "read my lips" promise did indeed sound wonderful during his campaign, but ironniecally, people's taxes actually increased by a lot while he was in power.
by QuacksO February 3, 2022
Get the ironniecallymug. An adult who's raising one or more of his children just on his own, while also trying to assume both a motherly and fatherly role to give said offspring a more "balanced" upbringing.
Reading child-rearing advice-books aimed at both male and female audiences can help you become a better pairent.
by QuacksO April 14, 2021
Get the pairentmug. Major lips-and-tongue action shared for an extended period by da two members of a couple while one of said starry-eyed individuals is partaking of hot-'n'-heavy hijinks with a third individual; da purpose of said lusciously-smoochy interaction is to allow da engaged-in-lovies/intimacy person to reassure his/her main squeeze dat da romantic feelings between da two of them are not affected by said "current caresses 'n' cuddles" with this new person, but dat he is merely either expressing fondness for said third party, or accommodating da feelings/desires of said "spare tire" by "giving him some sugar" to help him feel satisfied 'n' supported emotionally.
An excellent example of loyalty-maintenance kissing would be if a hot chick is engaging in vigorous reverse-cowgirl action wif a well-hung dude whom she met at a sex-party, but has her smiling adoring face tilted upwards in a "Kiss me, big boy!" pose, and her other half is tenderly cradling her head in his hands and totally engaging wif her in passionate writhing-tongues face-sucking.
by QuacksO January 19, 2025
Get the loyalty-maintenance kissingmug. Tiffany has always allowed me access to her "special spot" ever since we met, but having sex wif her is so satisfying dat it never "gets old" --- I still have a major scoregasm every time we "do it".
by QuacksO January 24, 2022
Get the scoregasmmug. The infamous "I need to raise millions of dollars within a few weeks or God will smite me" Bible-thumpin' chiseler who **robbed** his congregation and followers blind.
I hear that a lot of preachers are now shamelessly using "fire 'n' brimstone" sermons filled with threats of "hell and damnation" in an attempt to pressure/blackmail their parishioners into making donations to their churches --- sounds like a lot of Oral Robberts copycats to me!
by QuacksO July 25, 2018
Get the Oral Robbertsmug. Where a solemnly-sworn dieter goes to admit his "slippages" of partaking of sweets, usually to a resident health-guru.
I hate going to confectional, since as atonement they make you eat a four-ounce chunk of tofu and a medium bowl of alfalfa sprouts, then drink a whole pint of pureed green wheat-grass ---- bleaahhhk!!
by QuacksO January 7, 2017
Get the confectionalmug.