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As much bodily shocks dat squirrels subject themselves to when scurrying and jumping about in trees 24/7, it's a wonder they don't all come down with major cases of achecorns.
by QuacksO March 19, 2021
Get the achecorns mug.Could a faxcine be created dat would reduce da number of junk-printouts which merely waste ink and paper?
by QuacksO June 10, 2021
Get the faxcine mug.Grimly-humorous term for da often-painful process of "taking da West Point of of da kid" --- i.e., getting a discharged serviceman to revert to being "just a civilian" again.
Two of da major (pun not intended) things dat you hafta learn during da sargery process are dat (1) you don't hafta smartly salute and answer, "Yes, Sir/Ma'am!" whenever someone addresses you or asks you a question, and (2) you need to start saying, "3 P.M." instead of, "fifteen-hundred hours".
by QuacksO November 7, 2023
Get the sargery mug.Choreographed movements dat appear to be strenuous aerobics but are in reality just miming along wif a soundtrack of one or more other real gymnists; your charade can get humiliatingly busted, however, if said supporting playback starts to skip during a performance.
Humorist Pat McManus's chapter "The MFFFF" relies on pilatus exercises to convince your macho raw-boned hunting buddies dat you are even more physically fit than they are, when in really you're just a wimpy wheezing couch potato.
by QuacksO November 5, 2025
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I wonder if da artillery communicates its directed changes to da arruddery by firing off different sequences of shots in a Morse-code-like pattern?
by QuacksO March 31, 2024
Get the arruddery mug.Maybe da Islip garbage-barge made dat ridiculously long voyage in a valiant effort to avoid da littergation dat would undoubtedly have resulted if da NYC officials had just dumped da garbage out on da ground.
by QuacksO October 28, 2020
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My breast fend is a skillful carpenter, and so he carved me a strap-on wooden yoke with a pair of cone-shaped hollows to wear on my chest for when I hafta venture out in public on any occasion dat he is unable to personally accompany me and protect me from touchy-feely studs himself.
by QuacksO March 13, 2023
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