In several humorous children's stories, a distrot wagon-driver whose balky nag refuses to pull his burden eventually discovers da old long-stick-with-a-carrot-on-da-end (or an ear of corn, bunch of juicy grass, etc.) strategy to get said uncooperative equine to begin plodding forwards once more.
by QuacksO January 14, 2023
(1) A public sullying of an innocent dude's name/reputation by falsely claiming that he is the father of your love-baby.
(2) A drop of blood or a cheek-swabbing that's applied to a glass lab-specimen-slide in preparation for a paternity-test. Often a follow-up action that's prompted by Definition #1.
(2) A drop of blood or a cheek-swabbing that's applied to a glass lab-specimen-slide in preparation for a paternity-test. Often a follow-up action that's prompted by Definition #1.
A sneaky new way for a crooked doctor to generate extra income during "slow periods of business" is to solicit one or more local unwed mothers to involve a fairly-well-off bachelor in a Pap smear, so that said unfortunate dude will be obliged to hire said doctor to perform a paternity-test to clear his name.
by QuacksO June 30, 2018
A "two things just happening to go down at once" event dat is disturbing, humiliating, etc, and thus causes you to scrunch up your eyelids in response.
Tiffany had finally begun to feel comfy with resting her face on my bare butt, and had actually started to "snuggle up" to me back there, but then in my resulting excitement, I inadvertently "blew a love-puff" right in her face --- what a cranky cowincedence!
by QuacksO May 26, 2021
Can refer to either of two "throne-based" occurrences:
(A) An embarrassing event which causes red-cheeked humiliation ("flushing") to The Crown, such as Charles and Diana's rocky/brief marriage after such a lavish/heavily-hyped wedding, their subsequent affairs, and Di's suspicious/untimely death.
(B) A humongous porcelain-bowl rinsing with abnormally-copious floods of H-2-0; it involves filling two or more buckets or other sizable vessels with water, raising the toilet-seat and removing the tank-cover, and then recruiting one or more assistants with strong muscles (AND strong **stomachs**!) so that you can then both hold the toilet's handle down and quickly pour additional water into the tank and down the bowl at the same time, creating a massive torrential swirly that is far more voluminous and longer-lasting than usual. This extreme measure can indeed be **sometimes** effective for clearing a plugged toilet-drain, but it can also messily "backfire" (i.e., send filthy stinky water cascading out in all directions) if the clog decides to be extra-stubborn --- user-discretion is strongly advised. Use of liquid/gel drain-opener is not recommended here, either, in case of said "backlash", since the errant drain-opener can cause severe burns and/or property damage.
(A) An embarrassing event which causes red-cheeked humiliation ("flushing") to The Crown, such as Charles and Diana's rocky/brief marriage after such a lavish/heavily-hyped wedding, their subsequent affairs, and Di's suspicious/untimely death.
(B) A humongous porcelain-bowl rinsing with abnormally-copious floods of H-2-0; it involves filling two or more buckets or other sizable vessels with water, raising the toilet-seat and removing the tank-cover, and then recruiting one or more assistants with strong muscles (AND strong **stomachs**!) so that you can then both hold the toilet's handle down and quickly pour additional water into the tank and down the bowl at the same time, creating a massive torrential swirly that is far more voluminous and longer-lasting than usual. This extreme measure can indeed be **sometimes** effective for clearing a plugged toilet-drain, but it can also messily "backfire" (i.e., send filthy stinky water cascading out in all directions) if the clog decides to be extra-stubborn --- user-discretion is strongly advised. Use of liquid/gel drain-opener is not recommended here, either, in case of said "backlash", since the errant drain-opener can cause severe burns and/or property damage.
My toddler-nephews love to spool off yards of tissue and toss it down the crapper when they come to visit, and so the wife and I are always obliged to give the guest-room toilet a royal flush after they leave.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
A super-amazing event of good fortune dat occurs regarding da president of People For The American Way.
by QuacksO July 17, 2024
What occurs when a buxom chick with two chest-pillow-loving admirers either can't decide which of them she wants to be sexually-exclusive with or simply doesn't want either of them to feel left out, and so she allows both dudes to simultaneously play with her boobs, with one eager stud fondling and suckling on one of her titties from each side.
Cohabititting can indeed be a good way to satisfy all da hot hunks in yer life, but supplying them with some form of padded headgear beforehand might be in order, to avoid their painfully bumping heads while engaged in da lustful savoring of your ample chest-meat.
by QuacksO June 08, 2019
An obvious Irany about the 1979-1981 Tehran hostage-crisis is that after a lot of threats and at least one use of military force to try to rescue the hostages instead of "negotiating with terrorists", said crisis was eventually resolved after (horrors!) **talking about it** with said captors, and forming the Algiers Accords which resulted in said hostages' being peaceably released. Makes you wonder why the U.S. government didn't try this logical method in the first place, eh???
by QuacksO January 25, 2020