ACKuaduct

Da flow-channel dat creates/supplies items or situations dat make people either yowl in distress or gag in disgust.

In da popular newspaper-cartoon "Bloom County", Bill Da Cat appears to have quite a copiously-supplied ACKuaduct, since dat is usually about da only thing he says to pretty much anything dat happens around him.

by QuacksO February 18, 2021

vexpectations

Pertaining to how aggravating a particular job, person, locale, or situation is foreseen to be.

Many a naive do-gooder has eagerly waltzed into a government position with da hopes of "cleaning up da joint" and creating some real progress and general improvement, but then da roadblocks and lack of cooperation dat he encounters from fellow bureaucrats who prefer da profitable-for-them status-quo usually exceeds his wildest vexpectations!

by QuacksO December 11, 2022

publissity

Widespread advertising of something dat supposedly makes people really happy and relaxed.

I'm against war of any kind, so "Ell Passo" on listening to any puBLISSity regarding da West-Texas military complex.

by QuacksO March 08, 2021

Louwheezeiana

Da Golf Of Mexico state where lots of da residents are short of breath.

With all of da hot sauce dat dey produce in Louwheezeiana, it's no wonder dat so many folks are going around gasping for air during backyard barbecues.

by QuacksO March 17, 2021

capassity

The posterior-related size-rating (i.e., the maximum width, weight, volume, etc. that can be safely supported/accommodated) of a sitting-device of some kind, such as a lawn/office chair, bus/airplane seat, etc.

I saw an ad-message on FreeCycle from a lady who was looking for a wheelchair for her super-corpulent husband, so I contacted her about a couple of standard wheelchairs that I had; she regretfully replied, however, that she needed a chair with considerably greater capassity than the ones I had.

by QuacksO May 27, 2019

...if you ask me

But I **didn't** ask you, so quit flappin' yer gums!

Whenever someone says, "...if you ask me" at the end of a rant-'n'-rave-statement, he is acknowledging that he is feeling ignored. Do NOT encourage him by making ANY response or acknowledgement whatsoever --- this is merely a "fishing" statement to see if anyone's willing to listen to his whiny crybaby blather, so if he senses that anyone at all is even mildly receptive to him, he will not shut up for the next hour! You've been warned.

by QuacksO December 28, 2021

artitstic

Good at drawing/painting images of a chick's baby-feeders.

Carrying around a sketchbook and claiming to be artitstic can be a great way to get a gal to show you her boobs. :P

by QuacksO June 18, 2024