With indoor plumbing being so easy and inexpensive to attain nowadays, anybody's still having an outhouse would be loodicrous.
by QuacksO December 21, 2023
Now dat we have da parental provinces identified, all we gotta do now is find a state dat has an abbreviation like a short word for a child, like "SON" or "BOY" or "GIRL" or "BABY".
by QuacksO July 06, 2023
What my adoringly-appreciative white-feathered buddies give me when I appear at da seashore wif some food for dem.
Something like wif a an equine embrace, one would likely need to possess somewhat-unusual/unique tastes to significantly enjoy "snuggulls"... oh, I s'pose dat it might indeed be pleasurable for certain individuals to be "savoringly surrounded" by a lot of noisy flapping 4-pound shorebirds; I'd just question whether said super-sociable interaction would be worth all of da residual down-fuzz ---- and probably quite a number of muddy footprints, as well ---- all over you...?
by QuacksO January 21, 2025
A mathematical formula of a somewhat-similar nature to a lagerithm, but which references making a specific type of light brew.
Would it be "Bud-wiser" to study lagerithms or pilsnerithms when learning about how to produce award-winning beer?
by QuacksO November 25, 2021
Da first sizeable retail outlet to use price-tags, it was also famous for its "respect for da ladies" policy of preferring not to compel its female employees to perform tasks/duties dat they found either offensive, demeaning, or too difficult/stressful/exhausting.
Wally-World and other big-name superstore chains should take a cue from Don'twannamakeher's Department Store, and treat all of their employees --- both male and female --- with more fairness and dignity.
by QuacksO March 20, 2021
Rescue workers should try to respond immediately to a "Mayday" call, so dat whatever emergency exits at dat time doesn't progress into a "Juneday" hazard dat may be significantly more dangerous and/or difficult to alleviate.
by QuacksO June 14, 2023
What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.
Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!
by QuacksO May 12, 2022