Definitions by QuacksO

I always share with my buddy 

Da humorously-pleasant phrase dat you smilingly tell a cute lady when you offer one of her delectable-to-handle body-parts (hands, arms, legs, feet, boobs, butt-cheeks, etc.) to a male companion who has accompanied you on your visit to said hot chick.

Performing da "I always share with my buddy" maneuver is a total "win-win" situation for everyone including da gal, since it means dat she will receive twice da soothing massages and/or loving touches dat she would have gotten if just you had been present to savor her warm softness.

I always share with my buddy by QuacksO August 7, 2021

Sibeeria 

Da super-cold northern region of Russia where fine pilsners and lagers are all da rage.

Perhaps Bubba J would indeed love to live in Sibeeria for da copious malted beverages, but --- although some auto-racing does indeed take place in dat "icebox of da north" area --- unfortunately there would be no NASCAR.

Sibeeria by QuacksO August 5, 2021

lasseration 

An incision either occurring on or caused by a female human.

Anytime I go returnables-collecting wif a cute chick, I always take it upon myself to do any crawling back into briars or other "dangerous to one's skin" areas to retrieve discarded empties, so as to avoid her delicate complexion's getting any lasserations.

lasseration by QuacksO August 4, 2021

stealant 

Sticky adhesive designed to stick someone's "sticky fingers" together so dat he cannot so easily "stick it to others".

Petty theft is indeed unfortunate, but our shameless money-hungry Big Brother is da one who REALLY needs a healthy dose of stealant!

stealant by QuacksO August 2, 2021

spielant

Tacky adhesive designed to glue a verbose individual's jaws shut.

Somebody should make senators and representatives chew spielant gum during congressional sessions to reduce filibustering.

spielant by QuacksO August 2, 2021

rhettoric 

Puffery regarding Clark Gable's most famous character.

Some people make a big deal about how supposedly charming and suave da leading man in "Gone With The Wind" is, but I felt generally turned off by him as just an arrogant dandy, so I think dat da praise is really just a lotta rhettoric.

rhettoric by QuacksO August 2, 2021

Daytwona 500 

Da second-sunrise period of chaos and debauchery at da Floor-it-duh races.

It's morning of Daytwona 500 --- my head's still whirling and my ears are still ringing from all of da noisy goings-on of da PREVIOUS 24 hours when they started this yearly shindig, and then here we go again for another huge helping of da same roaring insanity! Gotta love it.

Daytwona 500 by QuacksO July 31, 2021