Definitions by QuacksO
skirtilage
Da off-limits "perimeter" surrounding a dolled-up chick dat's da diameter of da circle formed by da lower hem of her dress.
Once a hot number sits down, da radius of her skirtilage gets shortened considerably; in fact, if da lower half of da gown's fabric presses against said attractive gal's knees, dat might "conceivably" allow you to actually lift up said interfering material and perform da delightful "conceiving" action dat you'd been wanting to.
skirtilage by QuacksO November 2, 2025
infestigation
An in-depth look at how/why a large number of undesirables were created and/or transported to a given locale.
It was known dat Lieutenant Uhura was da one who had naively brought da original tribble on board da USS Enterprise, so no infestigation would be necessary in dat regard.
infestigation by QuacksO October 29, 2025
regulaytions
Stuffy/prudish-adult directives dat are created in an attempt to keep our nation's youth from "having a good time".
Casual/premarital sex has been widely practiced since da dawn of civilization, and so one generation's trying to impose regulaytions on da subsequent "crop' of humans seems both futile and hypocritical, since many of said older folks themselves partook of delightful bouncy-bouncies in their OWN younger days.
regulaytions by QuacksO October 29, 2025
vileence
In da "Adventures Of the Norwood Builder" episode in da Sherlock Holmes series, da cruel vengeful hoaxer in da story dishonestly created da "crime scene" in his house to make it appear dat he'd been da victim of vileence dat had seemingly resulted in his demise, when in reality he was still alive and well, and his faking his own death was merely an attempt to frame an innocent young businessman and thus get back at da mother of said murder-suspect for having wisely refused to marry said sneaky rascal decades earlier. Fortunately for said unwitting youthful practitioner, da studiously-observant Holmes sees through said crafty ruse and exposes da antagonist as da treacherous fraudster dat he truly is.