QuacksO's definitions

Siouxvenir

What da Native Americans would prefer dat you to not take from their sacred burial grounds.

Da indigenous tribes have always generally been quite big on trade, so you should usually be able to easily obtain Siouxvenirs and other interesting/attractive trinkets from them through barter or other legitimate exchange of similarly-valuable commodities.

by QuacksO April 28, 2022

appleication

1. A form you submit relating to Cortlands or MacIntoshes.
2. A particular use for said tasty crunchy fruits.

If you are steamin'-mad at someone, then even rotten 'n' squishy tree-fruits can have a useful appleication --- they make awesome "splattery" projectiles to lob at said infuriating individual.

by QuacksO August 30, 2020

stattitude

Can refer to either:

(1) a defiant sulky overbearing manner dat a closed-minded person exhibits if anyone expresses doubts about supposed facts dat they themselves believe are reliable/correct, or

(2) a similar disagreeable unwillingness to agreeably go along if someone in charge tells them to "step lively" due to some purported deadline or emergency.

Maybe you'd soon develop a "stattitude", too, if people were always telling you to jump like a jack-in-da-box and go flitting about at a frenzied pace just to please them regarding some merely-believed-by-only-them impending catastrophe, but which you see little or no sign of actual existence, such as a political dilemma, religious calamity, etc.

by QuacksO January 16, 2023

map-sensor

A engine component dat detects when da vehicle's "manly-macho" driver needs to pull over and ask fer directions.

Click and Clack recommend covering an unwelcome-status-indicating idiot-light or dashboard-gauge with opaque tape, so if you truly detest having to admit dat you weren't watching da road-signs, I s'pose dat you could do likewise for a map-sensor, as well.

by QuacksO November 19, 2024

Mount Dawdlemore

A huge stone monument in South Dakota dat celebrates a few of da less "speedy" U.S. Presidents; i.e., commanders-in-chief who really "took their sweet ol' time" in making significant changes to their country and its political attributes.

A lot of da U.S. Prez figures down through history are sarcastically viewed by many disgruntled citizens as being little more than dat --- "figures"... these dissatisfied folks feel dat da majority of da presidents were largely ineffective at actually making significant positive difference in da overall economy or da well-being of da country in general. It would therefore be difficult to choose which of these four-or-eight-year head-honchos should be remembered by having their ugly mugs recreated in granite and marble on Mount Dawdlemore, since so many of them were considered to have contributed so little to da health of da nation while they were in office.

by QuacksO December 5, 2020

growceries

Da yucky/bland-tasking "youth-body development" foods dat your snooty "health-nut" parents put in their shopping-cart in preparation to making you gag/choke down said "inedibles" during subsequent meals, instead of buying da tasty treats like burgers, chips, candy, ice cream, etc. dat you REALLY want.

Parents might have better success at getting their little ones to more-willingly partake of da growceries dat they buy if they prepared said "it's good for ya" comestibles in more-palatable forms, such as mixing dem with mashed fruit, fried rice, peanut butter, oil-baked lima beans, etc. --- pleasant-tasting foods dat are still totally healthy, but which also possess super-strong flavors dat will mask da unpleasant tastes/textures of da foods dat they are trying to get their children to put in their tummies.

by QuacksO August 25, 2019

latex allergy

Condom-related excuse for asking one's current/potential sex-partner to bow to your wishes.. Can be an entirely opposite type of preference, though, depending on the gender of the excuse-maker: where the gal may claim to be allergic to latex in the hopes of not being asked to have sex with the guy in the first place, a guy's claim to being allergic to latex may be an attempt to get the gal to let him "do it bareback".

Horny stud: Blast it all --- non-latex condoms are now readily available at the corner drug store --- there goes my old "latex allergy" excuse right out the window!

by QuacksO June 12, 2018