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Tongue-in-cheek reference to a "tightwad's" significant reluctance to "release da goods" at da expected times.
Ethan Couch claimed "affluenza" as da excuse for his irresponsible behavior, but then he had a major case of "constipaytion" when it came to actually answering for his misdeeds!
by QuacksO February 19, 2025
Get the constipaytion mug.Osama bin Laden used to be widely viewed as a regular Turbanator, but more recently there have been serious doubts that he was actually responsible for all of the terrorist attacks that he was accused of orchestrating.
by QuacksO January 17, 2023
Get the Turbanator mug.Stands for "Fake Fist-Fight" greeting, and denotes the playful-macho act of two best buds joyfully saying hello by grinningly taking a few wild swings at each other, but of course never having any of the flailing punches actually "land"; both greeters purposely "swing wide" so that they safely miss each other every time.
An alternative to the triple-f greeting --- often practiced by sturdy-figured tomboys --- is to take huge "sweeping" kicks in each other's directions, while simultaneously trying not to topple over backwards themselves. Both of these actions may seem fun and "free-spirited", but there is always a definite risk of real injury with them; I prefer simple hugs and handshakes myself.
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
Get the triple-f greeting mug.Da act of copiously rinsing yer auditory canals with warm water to flush out da dried BS dat deceitful/verbose gum-flappers have deposited there.
One would do well to avoid paying attention to gossipy or loquacious individuals (foam-rubber noise-plugs can be unobtrusively/invisibly utilized for this purpose) to begin with, since frequent earrigation can eventually create soreness in said tender tunnels.
by QuacksO June 15, 2021
Get the earrigation mug.Beavers are good "elimbinaters", too --- what did the beaver say to the tree as he was dragging away a chewed-off branch? "It's been nice gnawing you."
by QuacksO January 1, 2020
Get the elimbinate mug.Describes how da realization dat da mussed-up-haired ex-White-House jerk who'd promised to "make America great again" actually ended up doing da opposite was quite late in coming for so many US citizens.
So wif da supposed impending arrest of da egotistical former-prez jerk and self-proclaimed "America's 'trump' card", it's finally donned on us dat perhaps --- just PERHAPS --- said clueless rich bug wasn't such a wonderful knight in shining armor after all.
by QuacksO March 21, 2023
Get the finally donned on us mug.A gala "welcoming a new era" shindig where da attendees swig copious amounts of calorie-rich sugary dairy-based cordial.
Da local supermarket had a post-Christmas sale on half-gallon jugs of yummy eggnog, so I stacked up my cart; other shoppers jokingly asked me if I was hosting an inoguration.
by QuacksO September 16, 2022
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