Guy who wants to give a girl a massage: Don't worry, hun... I promise I’ll just touch the “acceptable” parcels of real estate --- when the sign says, “Keep off the grass”, I keep off the grass! (Acknowledgements to Charles Bronson)
by QuacksO November 26, 2011
A "big no-no" dat was committed due to da perpetrator's being spaced out on pharmaceuticals at da time.
Da "Twinkie defense" wouldn't work as an excuse for committing a premedicated crime, since candy isn't a prescribed drug. That reasoning doesn't make a bit of sense, does it? Well, cut me some slack --- as Gary Larson said in an ultra-absurdly "far-out" drawing in his "The Far Side" comic strip, "It was late and I was tired" when I composed this one. :P
by QuacksO October 12, 2023
Drug use among addlescents is an especially serious issue, considerng how mixed up their minds already are.
by QuacksO April 30, 2019
Or, "Just add it on to my bill." More often than not, of course, this statement means that you're probably **never** gonna get paid for whatever transaction the person is "delaying".
Amazing how "willing 'n' generous" someone is when they say, "Just put it on my account"... hey, they can comfortably/confidently agree to ANY amount of debt-responsibility, if they actually have no solid intention of ever paying any of it!
by QuacksO October 08, 2018
Grumblingly- humorous term for when someone connivingly "picks apart" a particular statement or condition that would ordinarily prevent him from performing some greatly-desired-by-him action --- i.e., he follows the "word" of the stipulation but not the spirit, so that hopefully he can achieve his unwelcome-to-you goal, after all.
Examples of "technical difficulties" regarding a lustful stud would be: (1) if you said, "Don't put it between my legs", and so he went at it from behind, or (2) if you told him, "Hands off my boobs", and so he played with them using his face and/or feet instead.
by QuacksO November 25, 2021
Da randomly-administered "surgical treatment" dat da community bulletin board down at da town hall receives when everyone posts notices at various spots on its surface.
Unless either wind is an issue or a poster-sheet is unusually thick, large, heavy, etc., one should use only one or two pushpins to affix a notice to a bulletin board, in order to extend its useful life by reducing tackupuncture.
by QuacksO February 09, 2023
Refers to the "evidentiary" accumulation of old dusty "spider-lace" over the access-opening to some area or device, thus proving to observers that you have indeed not been messing around in said locale, just as you'd stated you hadn't.
When the well-servicing guys came to replace my submersible water-pump and removed the well-pipe's outer cap, there was a thick layer of obviously-many-years-old cobweboration layered over the end of the pipe, showing the guys beyond any doubt that this was the first time it had been uncovered since they themselves had installed it well over a decade earlier. I gigglingly said, "You see? Long live spider's webs! This proves conclusively that I haven't had my cotton-pickin' hands down there, and so the pump's malfunctioning couldn't possibly have had anything to do with meddling on my part!"
by QuacksO May 08, 2019