rafterbirth

Da "yucky 'n' sticky post-activity mess" dat often occurs when a horny guy shares one or more "hot 'n' heavy encounters" with a farmer's daughter in da haymow.
Classic examples of rafterbirth might be da gal's furious "paw", a shotgun wedding, etc.
by QuacksO January 10, 2023
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Arkaeology

The "race to discover the Ultimate Golden artifact" endeavors that Indy and Belloq were simultaneously engaged in.
If Belloq had possessed a bit less ego and relied less heavily on his unreliable-in-their-honesty/loyalty mercenary cohorts, he might have had better success in his Arkaeology ventures.
by QuacksO February 17, 2019
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introdicktion

To tell a gal your name while having sex wif her.
Some guys actually give a male name to their hoo-haws, just like naming a pet. So maybe an "introdicktion" could also refer to telling a chick da name dat you gave your downstairs buddy while thrusting said woodie inside of her: i.e., first drop your pants and show her your huge swollen cock, smilingly saying, "Tiffany, I'd like you to meet James ---" then shove it inside her coochie "--- and his twin brothers, Mike and Mick. He gets very happy and excited when he's inside a warm moist love-tunnel." Begin thrusting inside of her, then continue: "In fact, he gets so gleefully keyed up while he's doing it that he can't keep his lunch down, and so he always throws up, like this ---" (Climax and spurt your hot load inside of her, then sink down on the bed beside her, saying, "Aaahhh... I think he really likes you!")
by QuacksO October 07, 2024
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introdicktion

A resume or personals-column essay that clearly shows everyone what an arrogant selfish pathetic d**k you are.
I strongly disliked Tronald Dump from the get-go, especially with the disgusting self-puffing shallow-natured introdicktion he gave when he first started running for Prez.
by QuacksO September 20, 2019
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porkupine

1. What you'd get if a peccary had a fourth-base peckadillo wif a hedgehog.
2. Derogatory term for a government-funds squanderer who always "bristles" when asked where all da money went.
Da American military budget is larger than most of da other government budgets combined, yet da common enlisted man is struggling financially, so it would appear dat there are a lot of porkupines in da higher ranks!
by QuacksO March 29, 2022
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olbigotory

Where one feels dat his being a stubborn and/or prejudiced jerk is a required duty.
Da military claims dat serving your country will "make a man out of you", but often all it really does is make you think dat arrogance and insensitivity are olbigotory.
by QuacksO February 23, 2021
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direy

Achmed loves to blow things up and "keel" anyone who irritates him, so his life story would be a real direy.
by QuacksO November 11, 2021
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