QuacksO's definitions

Sighnai Peninsula

A desert region in coastal Egypt where people heave great wheezes of discontent.

Why anyone would wanna live in the arid region of the Sighnai Peninsula is beyond me --- I would think that I, too, would be rather noisily-huffy and out of sorts if I had to make my home there.

by QuacksO March 28, 2019

lafterbirth

Da "yucky 'n' sticky" post-romantic-fun effects (i.e., angry parents, a squalling baby, child-support payments, etc.) of one or more "giggles 'n' chuckles" encounters (i.e., a guy and gal making happy/amused sounds while intimately canoodling) dat resulted in da girl's getting preggo.

Regardless of whether ya spell it "lafterbirth" or "laughterbirth", it's definitely not "all fun and games" when da gal's abdomen starts to swell out!

by QuacksO January 10, 2023

graphiti

Invalid/misleading squiggle-lines on grid-square paper. :P

Big-wig developers and politicians love to show glowingly-optimistic predictions of their proposed "progress" or "developments" on their big easel-boards, but most of da time it's just a lot of dishonest graphiti!

by QuacksO February 17, 2025

Any pervious convictions?

What an authority figure asks you to determine whether your criminal history includes any sexually-shocking misdeeds.

Maybe if Peeping Tom had been asked, "Any pervious convictions?" prior to his being allowed to occupy his house when da birthday-suited Lady Godiva went by, he might not have gotten his desired eyeful of said self-sacrificing damsel's nude loveliness, after all.

by QuacksO February 18, 2023

sheikquel

A follow-up tale regarding an Arab bigwig.

Achmed's manager Hassan learned not to hate da "infidels", so his future life will presumably make for a much more cheerful sheikquel.

by QuacksO November 7, 2024

injewry

A legal grievance dat you claim was caused by someone of Hebrew origin.

In da Shakespeare comedy-play, "Merchant of Venice", Shylock blubberingly protested dat Antonio owed him a pound of flesh, but when all was said and done, it was actually said conniving and greedy loan shark who himself ended up with da major "injewry", in dat he was obliged to donate most of his ill-gotten assets to da poorer-but-more-honest folks in da story.

by QuacksO December 17, 2020

fuselarge

What da leviathan Spruce Goose had.

Howard Hughes' HK-1 was so gigantic dat da wings and fuselarge had to each be moved into da museum separately.

by QuacksO July 27, 2023