forelorn

Describes da "teed off" emotion dat Goldfinger felt after James Bond slickly "bunted" da game-win from him at da eleventh hour by secretly switching da golf balls during da final round.
Goldfinger had zero room to talk about his feeling "forelorn" at losing da game due to Double-Oh-Seven's sneakily switching da golf balls on him, in dat HE HIMSELF had been knowingly cheating, also, by having Odd Job hide extra golf balls in his pants-leg to surreptitiously drop onto da green in da event dat his boss lost a ball in da rough.
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
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rondovous

A previously-agreed-upon meeting-spot where two or more music-lovers converge to either play or listen to Mozart's famous "Turkish March" melody.
If you "rondovous" wif a friend to hear a lady-pianist named Rhonda play one of Mozart's most-recognized works, would dat also be a "Rhondavous"?
by QuacksO December 01, 2021
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absirred

Describes a ridiculous situation or attribute regarding a male organism.
Worrying about da size or specific shape of yer family jewels is totally absirred --- if you can still father healthy offspring, dat is all dat should matter.
by QuacksO May 10, 2025
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curtilage disorder

An illness dat results in your home and property's being in a somewhat-less-than-tidy condition.
Housekeeping is not my thing, so neighbors often point to my cluttered grounds and ask me if I have a curtilage disorder.
by QuacksO December 23, 2021
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Refers to an "extreme" level of grossly over-sharing personal/graphic/disgusting details --- it would read, "www.tmi.com", an acronym which stands for "Way, Way, Wayyyyy Too Much Information; Come On, Man!"
Stud #1: I got my first blowjob while taking a crap on my girlfriend's toilet. It was awesome, and I found that it even helped me to poop more easily.
\Stud #2: Eeeeyewwww---- "Internet address" degree of too much information!
by QuacksO July 30, 2018
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synogrogue

Da Jewish tavern where Tevya and his fellow Yiddish cronies went to drunkenly celebrate ("To life!" "Something to think about; something to drink about!").
I don't understand Orthodox Judaism at all --- they aren't allowed to eat pork, yet it's perfectly fine for them to congregaate down at the synogrogue and get roaring-drunk anytime they please???
by QuacksO March 27, 2019
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between jobs

Polite way of saying dat a guy's dick hasn't gonna any oral or manual "servicing" for a while.
If you are simultaneously lax about seeking a wage-earning position and not having much luck in "getting some", you might wanna get your lazy a** in gear and head to da employment office, as this might help you not be "between jobs" in BOTH senses of da term --- many chicks are only interested in motivated and financially-secure dudes.
by QuacksO August 13, 2024
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