QuacksO's definitions

kewl kukumberz

A decidedly step up da coolness-ladder from merely "cool beans".

Dude #1: Tiffany cuddled naked in bed wif me and let me knead her butt-cheeks and play wif her boobs for half an hour in exchange for my changing her tire.
Dude #2: Wooooo-hooooooooo --- kewl kukumberz! Please let me know if she needs any help wif her computer, heh heh... hubba, hubba!
Dude #1: Will do, Buddy --- we cool dudes need to stick together, eh???

by QuacksO June 27, 2018

whackupuncture

A "medical treatment" dat a guy jokingly claims dat a gal needs, in order to supposedly justify his wanting to slap her butt.

Playfully spanking a chick's behind doesn't really appeal to me; I prefer to just savoringly pat and caress her smooth warm pliable "moon", and squeeze and knead it deeply in my hands --- no whackupuncture from me, thank you very much. And besides, if da cutie sees how careful and gentle I am wif her rear pair of fun-bubbles, she will likely then feel more willing and confident about allowing me to touch her much-more-delicate-and-sensitive-boobs, as well, since she'll be less concerned dat I'd be too rough wif dem.

by QuacksO February 8, 2023

Excaliber

A famous side-arm carried by great leaders, and which can only be removed from its holster by those worthy of its ownership.

In "The Outlaw", Pat Garrett tries to trick Billy the Kid into giving him his famous Excalibers, but ends up with just a pair of useless revolvers from which he himself had removed the firing-pins.

by QuacksO March 4, 2019

prose and Khans

Written words detailing a main nemesis in da Star Trek canon.

After researching da prose and Khans, I decided to purchase da "Original Series" VHS-tape set, since I loved how da image-strips on da spine-labels of said collection collectively form a complete image of da USS Enterprise when stowed in chronological order in their cardboard box-sleeve.

by QuacksO June 7, 2023

rashioning

An attempt to curb needless/wanton waste/consumption of valuable resources.

History has shown that rashioning seldom really reduces the consumption of a certain commodity to a significant degree, plus it opens up the floodgates for black-market suppliers of said valuable.

by QuacksO March 25, 2019

attyranny

An overbearing and verbally-demanding lawyer.

Some law firms claim to be really tough on the opposition ("Tell them YOU MEAN BUSINESS!") and thus can better guarantee your succeeding in legal matters that are handled though them, but we all know that hard-nosed persuasiveness only goes so far to win cases, especially if the other side has hired an attyranny.

by QuacksO May 29, 2019

the whole shebang

Da entire "touchy-feely and bouncy-bouncy" permission dat a hot-in-da-crotch stud desires from a hot chick --- i.e., he wants total access to da luscious soft warm flesh dat "she" has, plus consent for him to "bang" her.

Tiffany asked me to perform a really yucky and difficult task for her, but she made me an offer dat I couldn't refuse --- she offered me access to "the whole shebang" after da job was completed.

by QuacksO November 2, 2023