QuacksO's definitions

trail of cluthes

Refers to da randomly-dropped "dotted line" of garments on da floor dat you follow down da hallway to "sleuthingly" determine which room a pair of acutely-horny lovebirds went into in order to "get it on".

If no "trail of cluthes" is present, you might also be able to figure out which room the naughty couple is presently occupying by using a stethoscope on each of the bedroom doors, and carefully listening for moans, mattress-squeaking, etc.

by QuacksO January 18, 2020

allahgations

Reports of supposed wrongdoing made by one or more devout Muslims.

Jeff Dunham's puppet-pal Achmed the Dead Terrorist makes lots of heavy-duty allahgations regarding past acquaintances, ex-wives, celebrities and politicians, and even Jeff himself, but he never seems to have much evidence to actually back up said lurid reports.

by QuacksO June 25, 2020

refugerator

A private/secret "comfort" area where you go to partake of tasty goodies to help you feel calmer, happier, etc.

According to Red Green, fellow Possum Lodge member Moose Thompson's appetite grew to such humongous proportions that he eventually renovated his house to remove all of his refugerators in favor of a walk-in meat-locker.

by QuacksO March 10, 2019

official meaning

A savvy person's correct interpretation of what a two-faced public OFFICIAL (policeman, politician, etc) truly MEANS by a seemingly harmless/helpful/conciliatory remark.

Hall monitor, to delinquent student whom he is chasing: "I just want to talk to you."
"Official" meaning (what "The Book" states that the security guard supposedly means): "I'm not going to detain or even lay a hand on you --- I merely wish to verbally ask you what your issues are, sympathetically discuss them with you, and try to help you find a solution that will be palatable to all concerned parties."
Official meaning (what the dude with the badge is really saying): "You're in big trouble, kid --- I don't give a rat's ass what you say or how innocent you are; I'm gonna slap da cuffs on you and put you in detention! It's how I get my rocks off."

Delinquency-hearing board-member, to an under-review adolescent who is peering uncertainly around the meeting-room door: "Come on in and sit down, young man --- we don't bite."
"Official" meaning: "You have noithng to fear from us, son --- we're totally fair and just, and we only wish to hear your case and decide appropriate discipline, if any."
Official meaning: "We fat cats around this table are all in cahoots, and we enjoy makiing things warm for 'unpopular' youngsters like you. We practically have the power of life or death over you, and we gleefully use that power, too."

by QuacksO January 26, 2015

Sitkanclature

Da terminology chosen for referring to a large Alaskan city other than da formerly-most-populated one.

Seeing as how da two locales are so vastly different (i.e., extreme west and far southeast) and distant from each other --- and how enormous da entire state is --- I would imagine dat Sitkanclature and Nomenclature might be entirely different.

by QuacksO November 14, 2023

automattockally

How you wish dat yer pick-axe would perform in breaking up sod or hardpan instead of yer having to laboriously swing it yourself "manually".

Yoda might have been able to teach Luke to use Da Force to break up turf automattockally, but said procedure requires a lot of effort and strength, so perhaps it would actually be less exhausting to perform said groundbreaking labors "manually".

by QuacksO December 8, 2025

boginner

A novice hiker who isn't accustomed to navigating marshy terrain.

New recruits at Camp Swampy are likely total boginners, so Sarge might have considerable difficulty integrating them into his regiment if they had to train anywhere off of paved surfaces.

by QuacksO August 3, 2025