Definitions by QuacksO

siezenal 

Part-time use/operation of some object --- rather than all-year-round --- due to its getting repossessed by a creditor for non-payment of rent or loan-installments.

I always pay cash and buy second-hand on big-ticket items whenever possible, so dat I don't hafta worry about siezenal use issues.

siezenal by QuacksO May 3, 2022

Alice Chompers 

A construction-equipment and farming-implement company dat produces a widely-diverse "wonderland" of "toothy" earth-moving and crop-harvesting machinery.

In addition to full-size "grownup toys", miniature replicas of Alice Chompers machinery is made for da kiddos, as well, so dat they can practice "chewing da soil" in their sandboxes prior to becoming farmers or construction-workers as adults.

Alice Chompers by QuacksO May 2, 2022

punktual 

Always on time for social defiance.

I wish my girlfriend would quit dying her hair purple and wearing studded leather, but she's always very punktual whenever we arrange a date, so I guess I shouldn't complain.

punktual by QuacksO May 2, 2022

hunter Thompson 

Da sub-machine gun dat Uncle Duke takes with him on hiking-trips to shoot game (and possibly John Denver, too, but dat's another story!).

Da Doonesbury cartoon-character Uncle Duke was modeled after Hunter Thompson, which is a hilarious coincidence in dat Duke is very fond of firearms, especially automatic weapons.

hunter Thompson by QuacksO May 1, 2022

Babbleon 

Ancient capital city of an area dat's part of present-day Iraq, and was infamous for its residents' jabbering incessantly.

Maybe if those wind-up plastic teeth had been around "way back when" to give clueless gum-flappers a clue, da citizens of da active-over-4,000-years-ago municipality in central Iraq might not have been prone to "Babbleon" to da degree dat they did.

Babbleon by QuacksO May 1, 2022

confoosion 

Describes da chaotic rumpus dat occurs when playing table-football.

I never saw da appeal of table-soccer; to me, it's just a lot of confoosion!

confoosion by QuacksO May 1, 2022

labiarinth 

Describes either:
(1) a non-typical configuration of a gal's "downstairs lips" dat makes for less-than-easy insertion of a guy's lulu, or

(2) da complicated series of hoops dat a particular gal makes any guy jump through before she'll agree to spread her legs for him.

Having fewer prospects to begin with, a plain-looking gal may not usually expect much initial requirement before allowing an eager stud to "proceed to fourth base" with her, but da hotter chicks tend to require a total labiarinth of specifications before they'll "surrender da goods" to any guy.

labiarinth by QuacksO May 1, 2022