QuacksO's definitions

grewel

Da disgusting watery cereal-slurry dat yer mommy and daddy made you gag down every morning, claiming dat various "big 'n' tall" individuals whom you were acquainted wif (i.e., family members, townspeople, historical/political/entertainment celebrities, etc.) progressively developed said powerful/lofty statures from "eatin' their Wheaties" or "cleaning their plate like a good boy".

Parents may say dat "grewel" is healthy for you, but --- besides its having questionable nutritional/body-building value --- being made to eat it can actually have da opposite of da desired effect in da long run, in dat you may become so sick of it dat you will totally avoid both it and other "yucky" health foods once you get out on your own, and instead subsist on an outrageous "chips 'n' fries"diet dat will only make you grown bigger AROUND, not UP!

by QuacksO August 6, 2025

cocoanut

A person who is obsessed wif hot chocolate.

Jed is such a cocoanut that he actually looks forward to an extra-chilly winter, since colder weather prompts more people to offer visitors a steaming cup of da sweet brown "muddy stuff".

by QuacksO September 30, 2018

pass-along hug

Refers to da pleasant and amusing scenario whereby you give a much-liked individual one or more "extra" hugs (i.e., in addition to da one you're giving him as a warm farewell gesture) as you're saying goodbye to him, and ask him to "store them away" or "set them aside" for later "distribution" among specified other mutual friends and/or members of his family whom you also have warm affectionate feelings for, and whom he will likely see in person somewhat sooner than you will.

One of da most common occasions where a pass-along hug is administered would be at da end of a pleasant interaction between a starry-eyed dude and da parent/sibling of a nice girl whom he adores but who is not present at da time dat said hugs are doled out, and so said family member jovially agrees to give said blinky-eyed damsel a huge "squeezy" embrace himself da next time he sees her, and smilingly tell her dat said loving arms-around was from her "main squeeze".

by QuacksO January 16, 2023

cacaophony

Da huge clamoring din of delighted squeaks 'n' squeals dat snow-romping kiddos raise whenever they hear dat steaming cups of sweetly-aromatic hot chocolate are in da offing.

In da "Polar Express" movie, both da children and da train's waiters created quite da lively cacaophony while da liquid-refreshments were being handed out during da trip to da North Pole.

by QuacksO March 29, 2024

job enterview

A meeting with a potential new female employee where the male company-rep either has oral/vaginal sex with --- i.e., "enters" --- said position-seeking chick, or "seeks a position" of his own by "doing the 69" with her and sticking his face between her legs to get a good "view" of her "entrance", while she simultaneously performs a "job" on his behalf --- i.e., gives him fellatio and/or jerks him off.

Monica Blewinsky had already been hired for a good while before Slick WIllie asked her to pleasure his "willy", and so what they did could not really have been called a "job enterview". However, one could indeed conceivably "view" Willie's putting his willy between Monica's lips and sliding it up inside of her mouth to get a blowJOB as being a part of Monica's "job", in that it was during her working hours that Willie "entered" her mouth, and also got a good "view" of her tits and vagina while he played with them.

by QuacksO April 30, 2025

encoors

A couple of Silver Bullet "beer chasers" that you down after partaking of the "main event" ("somethin' tall and strong" that you'd asked the bartender to whip up for you while you're "wastin' away again in Margaritaville").

Alan Jackson: I'm feeling kinda woozy after that "hurricane" cocktail that I just drank --- at a moment like this, I can't help but wonder, "What would Jimmy Buffett do?"
Jimmy Buffett: Funny you should ask, Alan --- I'd recommend a couple of encoors... nuthin' like good ol' ice-cold Silver Bullets to make you "feel all right" again!

by QuacksO March 28, 2017

Dinty Less

Da brand of smaller cans of beef stew dat still cost da same price as da formerly-larger cans.

When Dinty Less came along, I switched to da generic brand of beef stew; they give you full-size cans for a lower price.

by QuacksO March 30, 2021