QuacksO's definitions

hexhaustion

What you feel after an extended period of practicing voodoo.

Hexhaustion can sometimes also occur just from wearily listening to someone ramble on about voodoo when you don't really believe in it.

by QuacksO January 19, 2020

austeer

A deadpan-humorless cowboy or driving instructor.

Seeing a huge lumbering castrated male cattle-specimen is easy, so there's usually no need to be auSTEER about teaching a wheelman-in-training to STEER clear of said STEER.

by QuacksO December 12, 2023

Dodge Rock

Da also-Mopar-sedan-shaped stone located at da Mayflower's first potential landing-spot on Coastal New England, but dat da Pilgrim-sailors hastily swung away from and instead landed at nearby Plymouth Rock.

Maybe if da ship-riding Puritan Separatists had skipped both Dodge Rock AND Plymouth Rock, and instead landed at Chrysler Rock, it would have been an even more palatable spot wif da combined advantages of da other two locales, since "Da Big C" auto-maker ended up including da "D" and "P" companies.

by QuacksO April 23, 2025

discression

Leeway-allowance regarding whether or not you either eat a tangy-flavored aquatic green, or serve a helping of same to someone else.

Many different leafy-salad vegetables have similar nutritional properties, so one should use compassion and discression about serving dat particular cabbage-family vegetable if da would-be recipient of said menu-choice says dat he dislikes it.

by QuacksO May 4, 2022

adJudycation

Obnoxiously-insulting/humiliating court-proceedings performed by the notoriously-heavyhanded Judge Sheindlinfreude.

I try very hard not to offend anyone or run afoul of the law, so hopefully I shouldn't have any problems with adJudycation.

by QuacksO January 9, 2020

birthday suit

A legal proceeding that you file against a stripper, seeking monetary compensation for the disappointment you suffered when he/she didn't "bare it all" for your once-a-year special occasion.

Exotic dancers should always take out indemnity-insurance against birthday suits.

by QuacksO June 14, 2018

resiprocate

To draw up a measure of a beverage through a straw shortly after someone you're with has done so from his own cup or glass.

If you plop two glasses of a particular drink down on da table in front of both you and a companion, and then start greedily sucking up your portion, don't arbitrarily expect your seat-partner to resiprocate --- either he may not be thirsty, or he may not care for whatever liquid-concoction you've served him.

by QuacksO December 22, 2023