Definitions by QuacksO

sloopervisor 

Can refer to either:
(1) a seaworthiness-inspector for sailboats, or

(2) someone who monitors da goings-on at a regatta.

Da Mary Celeste might not have encountered its infamous abandonment if there had been better sloopervisors involved in da preparation and carrying out of said final journey!

sloopervisor by QuacksO December 22, 2022

skoopervisor 

Someone who's tasked wif making sure dat da Surgeon General is doing his job.

Even after a long series of head health honchos have come and gone in da You-Ess-Of-AY, we're still being tortured wif tobacco products and their assorted catastrophic illness effects --- where is da skoopervisor of said "triple H" official workin'???

skoopervisor by QuacksO December 22, 2022

shoopervisor 

Somebody who monitors da goings-on between/among teenagers to make sure dat no you-know-what occurs.

We're all "only human", and so oftentimes a shoopervisor can be quite-easily bribed to "look da other way" --- figuratively and/or literally --- if da hot young lovers simply "offer him a piece", too... i.e., either da copulation-craving companions promise to let him "have a turn" wif da opposite-gender member(s) of da group dat he's supposed to be watching, or they allow him to actually "join in da fun" --- i.e., be granted some wild threesome action.

shoopervisor by QuacksO December 22, 2022

scoopervisor 

Someone who keeps an eye on how much material is inside of a "digging in and lifting" device each time it does its thing.

Scoopervisors are super-important staffpeople to have around, in dat they monitor things like whether a customer is being given full shovel-loads of earth, how much ice cream each child is getting, etc. They could also be pretty vital at a newspaper or radio/TV station, in dat they should see to it dat their reporters have up-to-da-minute access to breaking stories around da local community.

scoopervisor by QuacksO December 22, 2022

debaitable 

Refers to da uncertainty and/or lack of agreement as to whether a certain type of edible substance is suitable and effective for using in a trap or on a hook.

It's debaitable whether cheese or peanut butter works better for catching mice.

debaitable by QuacksO December 22, 2022

deBaytable 

Refers to da lack of certainty or agreement regarding da advisability of ordering online from private sellers.

Bricks-and-mortar stores may indeed often charge more for their products than mail-order sellers, but da risks involved make buying your goods dat way a highly deBaytable practice.

deBaytable by QuacksO December 22, 2022

crewed oil 

"Texas tea" dat was discovered by a group of professional minerals-drillers instead of just a single lucky dude who "struck a gusher" merely by accident.

Jethro Clampett did indeed discover a jet of "black gold", but said find happened when he was merely out hunting by himself, and so said valuable liquid could not technically be called "crewed oil".

crewed oil by QuacksO December 20, 2022