QuacksO's definitions

catastrohphe

A severe mishap caused by and/or involving either Austrian rum or Detroit beer.

In da infamous/hilarious "How to change the oil in your car --- woman's way vs. man's way" essay, da dude's beer-soaked way has about ten times as many steps as da gal's, and ends in a total catastrohphe!

by QuacksO July 28, 2021

Louwheezeiana

Da Golf Of Mexico state where lots of da residents are short of breath.

With all of da hot sauce dat dey produce in Louwheezeiana, it's no wonder dat so many folks are going around gasping for air during backyard barbecues.

by QuacksO March 17, 2021

buyopsy

Da analyzing of small tissue-samples to determine whether/why you have a compulsive-shopping problem.

Da term "buyopsy" could also refer to lab-work of human skin-scrapings dat mega-biz performs to determine what types of objects dat a particular person likely prefers to shop for, and then deluging said individual with mass "targeted-ad" spam.

by QuacksO October 15, 2025

artitstic

Good at drawing/painting images of a chick's baby-feeders.

Carrying around a sketchbook and claiming to be artitstic can be a great way to get a gal to show you her boobs. :P

by QuacksO June 18, 2024

lugooberious

A decidedly "down in the mouth" look caused by something related to peanuts.

I absolutely love roasted peanuts and peanut butter, so I know that I would feel pretty lugooberious if either I became allergic to peanuts and thus couldn't eat them anymore, or I didn't have access to them for an extended period.

by QuacksO September 17, 2019

vexpectations

Pertaining to how aggravating a particular job, person, locale, or situation is foreseen to be.

Many a naive do-gooder has eagerly waltzed into a government position with da hopes of "cleaning up da joint" and creating some real progress and general improvement, but then da roadblocks and lack of cooperation dat he encounters from fellow bureaucrats who prefer da profitable-for-them status-quo usually exceeds his wildest vexpectations!

by QuacksO December 11, 2022

behind bars = behind bars

In other words, if you hang out too long on da local pub-stools tossing down tall frothies, you will likely end up "cooling off" in jail after participating in one or more drunken brawls, staggering about in public, committing an OUI offense, etc.

Ethan Couch's infamous drunk-driving event didn't even happen as a result of his being in a tavern --- i.e., he boozed it up while partying at a friend's house --- but he still wound up in a similar "behind bars = behind bars" situation.

by QuacksO November 22, 2019