A "past-heavenly" action --- comparable to a horseshoe-pillow neck-cradle --- to perform wif a hot chick; it involves nestling her against you while you're taking a shower together, and then dreamily holding each other in a loving embrace so dat da heated shower-water soothingly cascades down onto both of you at once.
Marshmallow-hearted stud: I love sharing a warm-waterfall clasp wif Tiffany; da prob is dat --- just like in da cases of a pillow-talk or a horseshoe-pillow neck-cradle --- it's hard for me to stay awake, since her ample warm soft chest-pillowz super-relax me and make me feel drowsy and contented. We therefore wait to do it till we're done bathing and are ready to towel off anyway, so dat we can then just sleepily step outta da shower and head straight to da bedroom, lie down naked, and doze off in each other's arms.
by QuacksO July 14, 2023
I was offered a position with da town leaders in a large Nebraska city, but I am a very progressive-thinking person, so "No thanks, Ohmaha"! :P
by QuacksO June 07, 2021
A plant of the endangered species Pedicularis furbishiae which has been carefully dug up, potted and transported to the sunny shelter of a greenhouse to help it grow bigger and stronger, and then re-planted in its original spot back in the wild.
Now that so many refurbished lousewort plants have been re-introduced into the coastal woodlands of Maine and New Brunswick, there are more of the lovely yellow cat's-paw-like blossoms for folks to enjoy.
by QuacksO October 04, 2019
A "sending this person your way for better results" recommendation regarding someone who is good at rolling up flags.
After I volunteered to help a local-business-owner friend to take down and neatly stow da outdoor decorations at a big open-house shindig dat he'd hosted earlier in da day, he gave everyone else in town a refurral to me as someone who was diligently careful and tidy about removing colorful wind-flapper fabrics and packing them away, and so I got calls practically 24/7 from these other folks, requesting me to go and roll up their banners, as well!
by QuacksO April 01, 2024
Tim Da Toolman built a new house in an attempt to prove how professional a handyman he was, but stuff kept falling off and coming loose right and left when it was being inspected afterwards, and so this showed that Tim had not actually done a very good job with his fitting and attaching; most likely the house's latches and hinges hadn't been secured very well, either, and so the doorability of those installations was probably questionable, also.
by QuacksO February 01, 2022
A rare radioactive gas that, when inhaled, makes someone a super-accomplished singer, just like how Peter Parker's radioactive spider-bite gave him Spider-Man's amazing powers.
John claims to be a great vocalist due to his having breathed Trittium, but In reality he's a moron who can't even sing on-key, so I think that --- if anything --- he may have breathed a healthy dose of "twittium" while he was growing up.
by QuacksO May 06, 2019
A bu**s**t stipulation dat you must meet if you wish to look (and sound!) like a total jacka** while sinning --- er, SINGing --- in front of a group of a**h**e conscience-deprived hypocrites in a congregation every Sunday.
It really broils my bacon that some of the most socially-insensitive and self-centered folks (think, the foolishly-proud/stubborn Grangerfords and Shepherdsons in The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, and the devious and habitually-lightfingered Macklins in The Forgotten Door) are members of church choral-groups. Many of them do this to selfishly feel better about themselves, since they arrogantly view themselves as being "closer to God and His divine forgiveness and salvation" for their rampant misbehavior in the world outside the church, rather than their actually going to those whom they've wronged and admitting it and trying to correct/alleviate whatever injustices they committed, plus they think it will look better for them in the eyes of other townspeople --- and possibly even the law --- if they are in the church choir, since many people --- especially blindly-trusting religion-steeped ones --- tend to automatically associate church-singers with piety and purity. Pathetic! I think that one of the most vital rechoirments that a church would have for someone's becoming a singing-group member would be that he should first settle any and all matters that are weighing on his conscience (and any complaints that others have against him, as well) beforehand. Otherwise, people's seeing those unfeeling jerks in the choir just breeds resentment and makes the church look bad, almost as if they condone misbehavior like that.
by QuacksO August 02, 2019