by QuacksO January 06, 2023
1. A sob-story that you give someone for why you made an unnecessary/unwise purchase with his money.
2. An innocence-corroboration statement that you bribe someone to give the cops on your behalf.
2. An innocence-corroboration statement that you bribe someone to give the cops on your behalf.
When a well-to-do person seems to have lots of "witnesses" to corroborate his testimony, I automatically feel suspicious of their statements, since I figger that many of them may just be alibuys.
by QuacksO March 01, 2019
My home is kinda dingy and shabby, but at least I own it outright, and so I'm not having to answer to any rentity multiple times a year!
by QuacksO December 02, 2023
The diversion of funds that Ollie North infamously created on behalf of the Nicaraguan "freedom-fighters", which produced dubious results and landed him in a whole lotta hot water with the US Government.
Ollie North claimed that the Contrabution he made to Iran and Nicaragua was merely "the residuals" leftover from a legitimate transaction, but I dunno if anybody truly bought that clap-trap.
by QuacksO February 15, 2019
Da New England state where Violet Beauregarde came from; kids elsewhere in the state have begun to emulate her disgusting chicle-chomping habit.
I hear that Wrigley's Gum is planning to open a new plant in Massachewsetts to keep up with the demand for their delicious minty products.
by QuacksO March 13, 2019
Bugs Bunny's bodily-condition of being too "thick-skinned" due to his crunching up too many orange Vitamin-A-rich vegetables.
Having an acute case of carrotosis can indeed make you overly casual and courageous ("Ehhh --- what's up, Doc?!"), and so you may habitually find yourself on da business-end of yer temperishly-spluttering opponent's blunderbuss!
by QuacksO February 05, 2025
Portmanteau of "massage", "hug", and "snuggle", this term refers to when ya lovingly wrap yer arms around yer friend's shoulders, contentedly rest the side of your head against his/her chest and hold him close, and then begin softly kneading/soothing the middle of his/her back with yer palms and fingertips.
Nuthin' quite like sharin' a nice long masshuggle wif dat special someone, either to comfort each other after a long day or "just 'cuz"... extra points if you're both naked, of course, since "naked hugs are the best hugs". Plus it's even more heavenly and fulfilling if ya both remember to keep offering each other yer most choice/soul-soothing body-parts like yer cheeks (both upstairs AND down), forehead, lips (again, upper **and** lower, if you're a gal), chest, palms, soles, etc., so that your cuddle-buddy can constantly "soothe 'n' satisfy" all of his urgent/tearful cravings for your warm softness.
by QuacksO October 02, 2017