frequincy

Da typical number of occasions during a given time-period dat you visit da south-eastern borough of Boston.
Da word "frequincy" could also refer to how often you hear anyone utter da coastal city's name wif an "s" sound instead of a "z" da way it's normally pronounced.
by QuacksO August 22, 2024
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magistrait

A gavel-wielding court official who puts people in asylum-immobilizer garments.
Madea thinks nothing of getting physical during moments of temper, indignation, or resentment, so it might be wise to have a magistrait handle her court-proceedings, just in case things get ugly during testimony or sentencing.
by QuacksO May 12, 2022
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gas-discharge light

Da super-bright-and-hot "flaming lantern" dat results when an a**h**e "buddy" of yours surreptitiously "flicks his Bic" near yer backside when you were in da middle of a long raspy spluttery rectal-trumpet expulsion, turning said ass-blast into a butt-blowtorch.
Just like those blindingly-brilliant and annoyingly-blue-white headlights dat have shown up on cars recently, a human-based gas-discharge light can indeed produce a blazingly-dazzling display of illumination; da major difference, of course, is dat said enormously-shocking flash occurs at da rear of da "vehicle" instead of at da front, and so it's more of a "tail-light" --- literally, since it comes out of your "tail".
by QuacksO February 02, 2024
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conjewgal visit

What Tevya would hope was allowed if he got put in da slammer and wanted his wife Golde to come and see him sometimes.
As rowdy as Tevya and his drinking-buddies got when drunkenly singing "To Life!" at da local watering-hole, it's a wonder dat they didn't all get locked up and been made to be content with occasional conjewgal visits for a few weeks till they would be released on parole and allowed to return to their families.
by QuacksO February 21, 2021
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cummotion

Assorted excited/celebratory whoops and hollers resulting from someone's getting his/her rocks off.
It's ten times more fun to receive a handjob from a cutie-chick if there are others present to observe said pleasuring-session; said spectators always raise quite a cummotion at the "magic moment".
by QuacksO March 25, 2019
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cementery

A "low budget" graveyard where the headstones are just molded from Portland Redi-mix instead of costly professionally-carved granite.
In "A Christmas Carol", it doesn't mention whether the miser Scrooge's tombstone was in a cementery or not.
by QuacksO June 28, 2018
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typocal

adj. Denotes a common misspelling ("typo") that frequently occurs when using a typewriter or word-processor keyboard.
I really appreciate my electric typewriter's spell-checker function, since I am really finger-clumsy and mildly dyslexic, and so I tend to make just about every typocal spelling-error known to Man!
by QuacksO August 25, 2018
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