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oridgeinal

A "stock" --- i.e., non-copied --- design dat featured a raised elongation.
Da term "oridgeinal"can also refer to an undeveloped nature-setting dat includes one or more connected mountain-peaks dat remain exactly as Man discovered them.
by QuacksO June 9, 2021
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hexpectations

Da dire/gory hoped-for results of sticking pins into a voodoo doll, burning a candle with the mark's name on it, or carving a face on a tree and pounding a nail into the tree.
Dabbling in black magic is dangerous, regardless of one's hexpectations!
by QuacksO December 11, 2022
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perfunktory

Describes an alternative-music concert dat doesn't really "deliver".
I was hoping for a really great people-of-color-themed live-band bash last weekend, but it was actually quite perfunktory in my opinion.
by QuacksO April 6, 2024
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boobie/bootie-bargaining

Negotiations wherein a lady (often one who is normally modest/celibate, but who feels a bit desperate in her need for the male's assistance/cooperation) consents to allow a man to view and/or sample The Merchandise in exchange for his help, agreeability, willingness to "pull strings" with his cronies on her behalf, etc.
College-grad gal #1: You got Ned to land you a position with his company?!??? Jeeeeeez... how'd you ever manage THAT?? Those employees are kind of the "elitist clan".
College-grad gal #2: Oh, it wasn't easy, believe me --- I had to do a little boobie/bootie-bargaining to convince him that I would be a valuable addition to the staff.
by QuacksO December 7, 2011
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I don't make the rules; I just break 'em

A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.
Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.
by QuacksO November 8, 2022
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ruminder

"Note to self" regarding any subject pertaining to strong liquor.
A picture of a cop-car taped to da center of yer steering-wheel can be a good ruminder not to drink and drive.
by QuacksO August 10, 2024
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crittercism

Refers to assorted eyebrows-raising, tongue-clucking, finger-wagging, and other disapproving gestures and verbal actions regarding your liking certain living beings other than humans.
Aside from people's negative emotional responses to your enthusiasm regarding non-homo-sapien friends, da term "crittercism" could also refer to sounds and/or actions dat come from said animals themselves if they are less-than-pleased wif something dat you are doing, such as making them take a bath, removing food-containers from which they were gluttonously over-indulging, and so on.
by QuacksO May 25, 2022
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