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Having a special interest in bunny-wabbits due to your ancestors also liking said small fuzzy herbivores.
I can see how Brer Fox would wanna eat Brer Rabbit, since dat is traditionally one of said scarlet carnivore's favorite dishes, and so his craving for said delicacy would be naturally hareditary. Brer Bear, on da other hand, could always claim dat his "foreBEARS" loved "fricasseed" rabbit, as well, and so dat is why he, too, is so obsessed wif "woasting" said annoying cotton-tailed hillock-hopper for "dinnah".
by QuacksO February 27, 2024
Get the hareditary mug.If Jack and his hill-climbing female companion both had folding-blades tools named after them (i.e., hers would be called a "jill knife"), what sort of slicing/carving-device would be named for da clear drinkable fluid dat they were carrying their empty bucket up said incline to fill up wif some of it? Maybe a water-jet cutter?
by QuacksO July 20, 2024
Get the jill knife mug.Da odor of tobacco disgusts me, so there would be no way in da world dat operating or servicing a smokes-loading gadget would give me a ryorgasm.
by QuacksO January 24, 2022
Get the ryorgasm mug.Da term "oridgeinal"can also refer to an undeveloped nature-setting dat includes one or more connected mountain-peaks dat remain exactly as Man discovered them.
by QuacksO June 9, 2021
Get the oridgeinal mug.A syndrome of a consumerism-driven "just buy a new one" lifestyle. A major causation factor of the National Debt, instances of this horridly-wasteful debacle can often be solved with as little as a few minutes of simple cleaning/repair-work, or a far-less-expensive used item can be procured. Long live thrift stores!
Jbano syndrome also has a kissing-cousin disorder known as Jbao ("Just buy another one") syndrome, which similarly involves needlessly purchasing one or more additional items, but for an even more pathetically-lame reason --- where the former unwise practice results from an item's being presently unusable due to actual damage, wear, soiling, or malfunction, Jbao syndrome stems from the original item's merely being presently inaccessible, such as from falling into a crack in the floor or behind a piece of furniture, being dropped into shallow water, getting lodged in a tall tree or on the roof of a house, etc. If the item were simply retrieved, it would be immediately usable again, without any cleaning or repair necessary. In some extreme cases, the item in question may not even be out of easy reach, but instead simply requires a slight upgrade or normal routine-maintenance, such as a circular-saw's needing a sharper blade, a lawn mower's needing a new spark plug, etc., not having a whole new appliance purchased.
by QuacksO May 24, 2018
Get the Jbano syndrome mug.I was hoping for a really great people-of-color-themed live-band bash last weekend, but it was actually quite perfunktory in my opinion.
by QuacksO April 6, 2024
Get the perfunktory mug.There are two different types of outcomes associated wif a guy's "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" wif a lady... either he "succeeded" --- i.e., "got lucky" wif her --- or he "sucseeded", as in, not only did he get her to spread her legs for him, but he also caused her to ovulate. This latter condition can also feel like two totally different things depending on whether or not da couple had actually been wanting/intending to make a baby --- if they were, then it would indeed feel like a "success", but if said birth was merely an "accident", then the two lovers might consider said occurrence to be more like a failure, in dat they didn't "get away with" their delightful roll in da hay.
by QuacksO April 27, 2022
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