An eastern-hemisphere region north of Australia where da inhabitants have impressive/attractive leg-joints.
In addition to savoringly holding hands wif pretty girls and giving them long soothing foot-rubz , I love massaging their delectable thighs and calves, so maybe I should try visiting Indokneesia and check out da native-chicks' extra-shapely lower extremities.
by QuacksO January 14, 2025
As difficult as it is to "keep your drawers on", it seems dat anyone who's actually managed to do so for a significant period of time should be given celibatory praise once in a while.
by QuacksO August 22, 2022
Jokingly telling fellow adults dat, "At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water" may indeed make them feel better about a drearily-wet portion of da end/beginning-of-year season, but small children may not be over impressed or cheered by said statement, since they would much prefer to have snow dat dey could go out and play in.
by QuacksO November 22, 2021
A glucose-processing compound dat tempers someone's urge to act disrespectfully due to a sugar high.
by QuacksO July 21, 2021
Refers to either:
(1) Archival film made from organic leftovers from da seafood industry.
(2) Long strips of celluloid negatives dat contain photos of da wimpy-sized bass and trout dat you hooked and then threw back.
(1) Archival film made from organic leftovers from da seafood industry.
(2) Long strips of celluloid negatives dat contain photos of da wimpy-sized bass and trout dat you hooked and then threw back.
If ya value da status of yer dental health, ya should never ask a typical forked-tongued angler ("I fish, therefore I lie") to show ya his rolls of microfish.
by QuacksO November 11, 2020
What you ask for in a lawsuit against an audio-equipment manufacturer due to your stereo's loudspeakers having a dull muffled "muddy" sound instead of producing crisp high-frequencies as they are supposed to.
I am amazed that anyone would bother suing for treble damages; since many audiophiles --- especially the younger ones --- complain that their systems don't produce enough BASS... usually the midrange and high notes come through just fine.
by QuacksO September 04, 2019
Refers to the common and acutely frustrating "doggedly pretending not to understand and thus getting the help-requester to repeat/rephrase his tale of woe over and over till he finally gives up" strategy that many adults/older siblings resort to in an effort to eventually discourage a youngster in his efforts to motivate said elder to intervene on his behalf, but the elder does not wish to get involved or bestir himself. This destructive and selfishly-deceitful practice involves a similar "hiding behind a veil of fake confusion" ruse used by the jackal in the famous fable --- the jackal pretends to never quite be able to understand the situation and thus flimflams the frustratedly enraged tiger into tempestuously re-entering the cage so that the jackal could lock him back inside again, thus preventing him from devouring the Brahman for dinner.
I tried to get my uncle to step in and settle the quarrel I was having with my cousin, but he always just kept smiling amusedly and scratching his head in apparent bewilderment and asking me to repeat my story and "explain myself" over and over --- I know full well that my story was perfectly clear and easy for him to understand, though, so I suspect now that he was pulling the old Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide ploy on me just so that he wouldn't have to get involved in the dispute.
by QuacksO January 19, 2017