Definitions by QuacksO

sevilleity 

A super-deluxe "Cadillac" level of driver-courtesy.

In da famous funny song "Hot Rod Lincoln", it is stated dat da Cadillac sedan wif whom da singer was road-racing eventually "pulled over and let him by"; one would assume dat da driver of said fancy-schmancy jalopy was not doing so merely out of genuine sevilleity; probably he simply realized after a while dat da "souped-up Model A" dat was riding his bumper was both faster than he was and being operated recklessly, and so he was just prudently getting out of da illegal race before his own precious parcel of sheet metal got damaged, either from its engine and transmission's being pushed too hard, or from actual crashing due to da super-dangerous sporting-rivalry situation dat he was becoming involved wif.

sevilleity by QuacksO February 27, 2023

tranquillaty 

Da calm state of mind and body dat fans of Anna Luisa Daigneault's music achieve when listening to one of her meditative-type selections.

If watching a naked lady wif painted-up skin sing soothing ballads and perform random dance moves is your type of entertainment, then achieving a heightened state of tranquillaty should be fairly easy for you.

tranquillaty by QuacksO February 27, 2023

knock on wood 

A few light tapping motions dat an able-to-ovulate chick makes on her sexual partner's "woody" wif her knuckles prior to his entering her, in da superstitious hope dat said action will bring her good luck --- i.e., dat said impending bodily-union won't get her "knocked up".

Practicing da rhythm method or taking birth-control pills are indeed often-effective ways to lessen da risk of unwanted pregnancy, but they are by no means reliable, so you'd likely still feel da urge to "knock on wood" each time you "do it" without a condom.

knock on wood by QuacksO February 26, 2023

dutchess

A "high-toned high-society" female from da Netherlands.

Da Ugly Dutchess would definitely "get in dutch" with her fellow Holland-resident mucky-mucks for appearing at a formal bash without tons of facial makeup.

dutchess by QuacksO February 26, 2023

preveil 

To successfully continue wearing a face-covering despite da protests of others.

Da Duchess in "Alice In Wonderland" was so incredibly ugly da few people would even want to look at her face to begin with, and so she would likely have little problem preveiling on others to keep said hideous visage shielded from public view!

preveil by QuacksO February 26, 2023

Salmon Rushdie

Da infamous India-born author whose literary works were of such "fishy" content dat it "spawned" a firestorm of controversy --- many of his fellow Muslims weren't overly thrilled with his less-than-pious viewpoints.

Salmon Rushdie surely got himself into a major "kettle of fish" when he penned his infamous "Satanic Verses" book --- thanks to a lot of irate supporters of Islam, he felt like he was "up to his gills" in trouble.

Salmon Rushdie by QuacksO February 26, 2023

criminal wreckord 

What da perps in a swoop-and-squat scam will likely get if they're caught and prosecuted.

If you don't want a criminal wreckord:
(A) don't drive while impaired, and

(B) watch where da HECK you're going whenever you're behind da wheel!

criminal wreckord by QuacksO February 26, 2023