Definitions by QuacksO
I wanna see what you get to experience all the time
A slightly-differently-worded version of da "I wanna see what you get to experience all the time" justification could likely also suffice if you have a chance to be alone wif a guy's alluringly-curvaceous-and-busty significant other and are asking her directly if she'll spread her legs for you; what you'd say instead when explaining why you're requesting intimacy wif her would be, "I wanna see what your husband/boyfriend gets to experience all da time". And in fact, you very well might even have a better chance of consent when you're just wif da gal by herself than you would wif asking da guy, since he would not even be present at dat time to be "doing it" wif her himself in da first place, and so it wouldn't even be as if he was missing a sexual opportunity of his own by her doing it wif you; you'd simply be "filling in for him" --- literally, as in, "filling" da chick's love-tunnel wif your love-pipe --- during his absence. As soon as he gets back, he could likely start "doing da bouncy-bouncy" wif her immediately da way he usually could, regardless of her also having had sex wif you shortly beforehand (provided you didn't make her too sore "down there", of course --- use lube and go easy on her so as not to make him suspect dat another guy was luluing her).
I wanna see what you get to experience all the time by QuacksO March 13, 2023
all qwyatt on the western front
How da O.K. Corral was after Mr. Earp and his law-enforcement associates engaged in their famous shootout and subdued or eliminated all of da noisily-gun-blasting outlaws.
If da outlaw gang "Cowboys" had simply followed da "no guns within city limits" ordinance and thus not run afoul of da local marshals, things might have remained "all qwyatt on the western front" for everyone involved.
all qwyatt on the western front by QuacksO March 13, 2023
love-triangle
Refers to da delightfully "lovable" three-sided patch of warm supple flesh dat a chick has in her lower-abdominal area, and dat she's allowing two tongue-lolling studs to access during da same period in her life. Said "lovely" inverted-isosceles shape also forms a sort of arrowhead dat points to said damsel's "love tunnel" into which said pair of lust-crazed dudes insert their "love-pipes" and release their "liquid love" inside of her.
Da term "love-triangle" could also describe da shape of a fairly-brief bikini-bottom dat covers said "precious pubic parcel" of bodily "real-estate", and dat therefore must be either removed or pulled aside for a guy to gain access to da lady's downstairs "love lips".
love-triangle by QuacksO March 13, 2023
firmware update
ED is most definitely NOT an issue for me; in fact, da only trouble I have wif my penis's performance is its "jumping to attention" too EASILY and staying hard too LONG, and so I would hardly need any "firmware updates"!
firmware update by QuacksO March 13, 2023
my breast fend
Your "main SQUEEZE" who also wards off da pawing hands of lustful guys who are always coming around you wanting to "SQUEEZE theeze".
My breast fend is a skillful carpenter, and so he carved me a strap-on wooden yoke with a pair of cone-shaped hollows to wear on my chest for when I hafta venture out in public on any occasion dat he is unable to personally accompany me and protect me from touchy-feely studs himself.
my breast fend by QuacksO March 13, 2023
survalance
Clandestine observation of da infamous outlaw who felt at "liberty" to commit any heinous felonies he pleased.
Maybe if there had been better survalance on da character played by Lee Marvin, less bloodshed and other horrendous crime might have occurred.
survalance by QuacksO March 10, 2023