Definitions by QuacksO
Roamex
addmonish
To read someone da riot act regarding supplementary quantities, either saying dat YOU were expecting TOO MUCH from THEM, or dat THEY were being given TOO LITTLE by YOU. Never happy, are they?! :P
When it comes to doling out candy on Halloween, there can literally be FOUR common scenarios for "addmonishment" --- either (1) a pint-sized trick-or-treater whines dat you aren't giving him enough candy, or (2) you reproachfully say dat da child is taking more than his share of candy, or (3) da child's PARENT "roasts yer a**" for offering kids all of dat white-sugary crap in da first place, or (4) YOU roast da PARENT for allowing his child to request and/or partake of said unhealthy confectioneries --- "What is parenting coming to?! Why, when I was a boy, we NEVER got any sweets besides fresh fruit, and we were told never to request or accept junk food from other folks, either!"
missieve
A legal/government document or proclamation dat is supposedly "airtight" --- i.e., totally wise, unquestionable, and virtuous --- but is actually "full of holes".
Much of government-bureaucratic rule-making is just a bunch of "missieves" dat do not even begin to "hold water" if they're evenly casually analyzed.
MacGrlyft
A bungling would-be hero who always crashes his taxi-cab sometime during a call to transport a passenger.
grand larsony
Poseidon's "name dat starts wif da last letter of da alphabet" brother had little room to talk in accusing anyone of "grand larsony", considering all of da awful and deeply-sinful misdeeds dat he himself committed!
grand larsony by QuacksO December 23, 2025
"stars, planets, and moons" compliment
Slim shapely chick: Every time I go to visit my new boyfriend, he draws tiny images of the Sun and Saturn on my nails while giving me an all-over massage; he says it's his way of giving me a "stars, planets, and moons" compliment regarding my attractive physique.
"stars, planets, and moons" compliment by QuacksO December 23, 2025
bileogical
Relating to one or more organic entities, but with regards to either liver-production, seething temper, or genetic connection.
Da notoriously-hot-tempered Lord Byron and similarly-snappish "Little Man" were excellent examples of bileogical behavior --- i.e., like father, like son.
bileogical by QuacksO December 23, 2025