QuacksO's definitions
Going on a diet means severe "Reesetrictions" --- i.e., extreme cutbacks on sweet crunchy/gooey confectioneries.
by QuacksO March 7, 2024
Get the Reesetrictionmug. I love ham 'n' eggs for breakfast; fortunately this type of meal is a long-standing tradishion, so pretty much any restaurant serves it in da morning.
by QuacksO April 19, 2021
Get the tradishionmug. Scooby Doo was a very friendly easy-going pooch, but his large size and keen detective capabilities were still a great daneger to da livelihoods of criminals.
by QuacksO June 7, 2023
Get the great danegermug. What yer counsellor recommends to help you feel less distressed/discouraged due to all of da times dat you've showed up in court for nothing 'cuz da case was rescheduled.
My shrink said to "keep adjournal" of all of my useless court-appearances, but it's gotten so numerous dat I think I'll hafta graduate from a spiral notebook to a 3-ring binder!
by QuacksO April 25, 2025
Get the keep adjournalmug. What "non-carnivorous" suspects --- i.e., individuals in legal trouble for crimes other than da hazardous-to-humans offenses like violence, murder, etc. --- can get from a "kangaroo court" if they "pony up" a set amount of "hay".
If a judge allows you to be "released on bale", ask him if he wants said "green stuff" to be in alfalfa or timothy.
by QuacksO April 4, 2022
Get the released on balemug. A simple method of both saving money on "flavored fizzy" and quenching your thirst better on extra-hot days. What you do is save a two-or-three-liter plastic soda-bottle after you empty it, and then pour in half the soda from a freshly-opened bottle of da same size. Then fill both bottles the rest of the way with drinking-water . Now you'll have twice as much liquid libation for about the same price as just one bottle, plus it will seem wetter and more refreshing, and the drink's milder flavor will help you feel "filled up" more quickly.
Raising your children to not have an excessively "sweet tooth" is a good idea just "in and of itself", of course, but it also has great advantages whenever you employ the "soda-stretcher" technique on hot days, since your kids will already be accustomed to blander-tasting beverages by that time, and so they will probably not feel particularly dissatisfied with your "watered-down" concoction.
by QuacksO August 29, 2018
Get the soda-stretchermug. Da crappy-a** metal-alloy material dat dey use in equally-crappy sleeve-bearings which causes them to bind up at even-slightly-elevated temperatures.
I always specify American-manufactured bearings in all my equipment; too many "siezeium" knock-offs out there, mostly made from "Chinesium"!
by QuacksO October 14, 2023
Get the siezeiummug.