A rigorously-watchful "dutch uncle" or "battle-ax aunt" who hangs around and makes sure dat someone washes his hair correctly and thoroughly.
Da term "shampoorone" could also refer to a similar type of eagle-eyed honesty/diligence-freak as described above, but one who instead simply monitors da shower/bathtub while two individuals are sharing a scrub-a-dub, to make sure dat no "funny business" goes on during said "steamy" encounter.
by QuacksO May 07, 2022
A Greek nymph with such a lusciously soft warm mouth that she was able to charm Odysseus into staying with her for seven years by giving him phenomenally pleasurable blowjobs every day.
If Calipso had such wonderful male-pleasuring-equipment "upstairs", one can just imagine how absolutely insanely delectable her DOWNSTAIRS "lips" must have been. Maybe if she had offered Odysseus access to these sumptuous womanly treasures in addition to her "kissing parts", he might have changed him mind about wanting to leave her and return to his wife.
by QuacksO January 21, 2020
Stifled snickers and whispered comments uttered by the various members of a group of guys when they observe that the bikini-top, bra, etc. worn by a female (particularly one whom the guys are not overly fond of, either because they view her as being “full of herself”, or because she shoves lots of criticism and unwanted advice down their throats and/or otherwise acts like a feminist b***h to them) has slipped aside or come off without her being aware of it, leaving at least one of her titties exposed.
Us guys were just trying to soak up some afternoon sunshine at the beach, but that local “neighborhood grandma” was standing there blocking our light and trying to lecture us about the “fallacies of laziness”. Didn't we have some major titters when her limp skimpy string-thing slipped up and we stared at her hooters all during the speech --- we didn't hear a word she said! Wonder what kinda mortified hissy-fit she had sometime later on whenever she finally discovered it! Served her right --- some NERVE she had, disturbing our relaxation by regaling us with her long-winded harangue about “you will regret your indolence later in life”!
by QuacksO November 29, 2011
Hypocondria is bad enough, since it often means dat you automatically may not trust anyone who comes to you wif a new proposal or idea. But "hypocondoria" is even more debilitating, in dat it involves a constant fear of being attacked by huge ugly scavenger birds!
by QuacksO June 29, 2021
"If you buy just one of something, you will surely break it almost immediately, but if you buy one or more "spare" items to have "just in case", your "initial" item will miraculously escape damage no matter how many mishaps you endure, and thus those duplicate items will merely gather dust in the garage or at the back of your desk-drawer."
I have always tried to handle objects gently and carefully, but due to extreme forgetfulness and physical/mental/emotional infirmities, I tend to "be rough on my stuff" --- sitting/stepping on unobserved items, blundering into objects as I'm groggily stumbling to the bathroom in the middle of the night, soiling items or spilling/dropping stuff, etc., and so I occasionally attempt to "prepare for the future" by acquiring spares of the types of items which I typically seem to damage or break; only prob is that just as soon as I do "lay in for a rainy day" like that, the "currently-being-used" object that I had been procuring said spares for NEVER SEEMS TO ACTUALLY SUSTAIN SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE, and so all of those extras that I'd carefully tucked away just "sit there for decades"... talk about a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Spares"!
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
Heavier-than-usual "particles" of verbally-administered (i.e., "said to you") of b**ls**t that tend to settle to da bottoms of your ear-canals and clog 'em up instead of simply "passing through" --- i.e., "going in one ear and out da other" --- da way normal-weight crap-trap should.
One should periodically see an ear-specialist to have his ear-canals cleaned of saidiment if he is frequently subjected to one or more bee-essers for extended periods.
by QuacksO August 05, 2018
The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.
Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!
by QuacksO July 09, 2018