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I have a local friend with several beautiful golden-brown fluffy-pets, and he offered to give me one of them, so I don't need to order one all da way from Hamsterdam.
by QuacksO July 14, 2025
Get the Hamsterdam mug.Describes da exceptionally shocking or awful nature of a fact or event involving da famous Mr. Philbin.
Among other egregisly-sordid happenings, da famous talk-show host supposedly had a major intimacy-fling with da smokin'-hot cheerleader Maria Majerek.
by QuacksO February 19, 2021
Get the egregis mug.I hear dat da "disgraced first couple" may have eventually returned da While House utensils, but it was still wrong --- and a terribly bad example to set for youngsters across America --- to perform da "stainless steal act" in da first place.
by QuacksO November 15, 2018
Get the stainless steal mug.Slappin' each other upside da head was just part of da fun for Larry, Curly, and Moe, and so no whackusations were ever voiced amongst them.
by QuacksO July 22, 2023
Get the whackusation mug.Both of America's most-popular "muddy brown" beverages --- da steaming wintertime drink and da "classic crimson bottle" soda --- have a heavy dose of stimulants in them even when imbibed separately, but if you combine them and then guzzle da resulting "mixed drink", you'll get such a massive jolt from said "Cocoa-Cola" dat it may send you straight into orbit!
by QuacksO June 6, 2023
Get the Cocoa-Cola mug.Da "hanged if you do and hanged if you don't" fact-of-life irony regarding how a sizeable sector of da female populous treats any dude who shows interest in them romantically --- i.e., if a guy gets da idea from a gal's attitude/behavior towards him dat he should just mind his own business and not court her, she'll bawl and blubber dat he is making her feel ignored and unvalued. Yet if he then hastily begins persuing her in da naive belief dat this is what she wants, she'll go "bawlin' and blubberin" to da COPS and tearfully accuse him of harassing her! Can't win... :P
I always tread super-carefully when approaching a new lady for companionship or intimacy --- seems like Murphy's Law of Attentiveness is often lurking just around da corner to pounce on me and give me undeserved grief!
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
Get the Murphy's Law of Attentiveness mug.Describes the disrespectful/radical practice of playing/producing one or more sound-items (i.e., bodily-functions, speech/music, etc.) that are either of excessive volume or too shocking in content to be acceptable in the venue in which you chose to proffer said eardrum-fodder.
The organist at a sports-gathering played "Three Blind Mice" when the game's three umpires made a call that both the organist and many of the fans disapproved of --- talk about audioacity!
by QuacksO July 20, 2019
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