QuacksO's definitions

lower 48

Nickname for a topographical map wif a certain number of irregular-shaped sections dat you can literally color all different separate hues by using each and every one of da wax sticks from Crayola's famous tall-cube-shaped box.

Including a good-sized "lower 48" page together wif a next-to-da-largest common set of crayons is an excellent way to let da young recipient of said lovely gift easily and sensibly try out all of da assorted colors in da box right away, since he/she will merely need to fill in one section apiece wif each of da markers, effortlessly ensuring da resulting "patchwork quilt" effect will be pleasing on da eyes for anyone who views said child's artwork afterwards. Extra points if you thought to pre-mark each map-sector wif an appropriate color-directive, so dat da budding artist will know how to fill them in wif appropriately-alternating light/dark/pale/bright hues to create maximum contrasts and even colors-distribution among da various sections.

by QuacksO July 7, 2023

Delawhere

What you'll likely be head-scratchingly asking yourself if you're glancing around for da minuscule First State on just a modest-sized USA map.

If you want any chance of avoiding da "Delawhere dilemma", you'll need a "lower-48" map-page dat's at least two feet by three feet.

by QuacksO July 7, 2023

pearyodical

An occasionally-published chronicle of da assorted escapades of da infamous liar-about-reaching-Polar-North admiral.

My perusing-preferences are limited to just truthful and reliable info-printings, so I think I'll decline flipping through any pearyodicals!

by QuacksO July 7, 2023

parental provinces

Massachusetts ("MA") and Pennsylvania ("PA").

Now dat we have da parental provinces identified, all we gotta do now is find a state dat has an abbreviation like a short word for a child, like "SON" or "BOY" or "GIRL" or "BABY".

by QuacksO July 5, 2023

lickwid

Da spurts of love-juice da result from a gal's liberally applying her warm wet delightfully-abrasive taste-buds to a guy's painfully-engorged love-pipe.

Eliciting lickwid from an eager stud can indeed be off-da-scale delightful for both you and him, but you should first consider whether you are willing to swallow --- or at least suck up and then spit out in a suitable locale --- said DNA-rich load when he does "let loose", so as to avoid a huge mess.

by QuacksO July 4, 2023

encooragement

Plying someone with Silver Bullets as a physical/emotional incentive or confidence-enhancement to persevere with a particular undertaking.

For some people, a little refreshing "liquid courage" might indeed help them to get through a difficult assignment, but giving someone too much of said "encooragement" will likely just make him careless, aggressive, distracted, groggy, etc, and so da quality of his work in da carrying out of said procedure will likely suffer greatly.

by QuacksO July 4, 2023

just in the nicotime

Refers to when you were able to partake of a Winston or Marlboro at da very last moment before you "cracked" emotionally, passed out, etc.

I avoid tobacco or any other addictive chemicals, so hopefully I should never have any "just in the nicotime" incidents, such as having to remain in a no-smoking area for a longer period than a "hooked" individual would normally go between cigarettes.

by QuacksO July 4, 2023