Definitions by QuacksO

hijill 

To commandeer a public conveyance (bus, plane, ship, etc.) using armed women.

Da classic, "I've been taken hostage by a terrorist group, but I don't want to be rescued" joke (i.e., da photo shows a dude sitting on da ground and surrounded by a dozen or more buxom scantily-clad hotties holding AK-47s) is a prime example of a hijilling. As da supposed "hostage" says, though, he prefers to just stay wif them instead of having anyone try to take him away, since his "captors" are all so gorgeous and desirable, and thus he actually ENJOYS being their captive; also, of course, da idea is dat if he simply behaves himself and cooperates wif whatever his lady-captors tell him to do, some or all of said voluptuous-bodied rebels will likely allow him "ultimate privileges" as a reward. :P :D

hijill by QuacksO July 12, 2023

Baumbard 

What your children will do to you with questions and comments once they hear about the Oz stories.

Young parent: Ever since my son saw "The Wizard Of Oz" on NetFlix, I've been Baumbarded with trivia questions, requests to borrow books in the series from the library, etc.

Baumbard by QuacksO July 12, 2023

Y'know, there's more to me than just my tits! 

What a cute southern farmer's daughter gently remonstrates to a lustful stud who's having touchy-feely fun wif her delectable warm soft naked self in da hayloft.

Blinky-eyed buxom chick, giggling a bit after her new guy has made her velvety-smooth DD-cup chest-pillowz absolutely numb and tingly-nippled from his having thirstingly suckled and kneaded them in his big hands for fifteen minutes straight: Y'know, there's more to me than just my tits!
Guy, drooling pre-cum from his huge hard-on: Oh, I know there is, Sweet Cheex --- you're delightfully soft and warm all over, and I definitely want to savor every square inch of you! I just can't bring myself to let go of THESE gorgeous heavenly-feeling things yet!

Y'know, there's more to me than just my tits! by QuacksO July 12, 2023

chafrown 

Happy triumph.

Ah, words --- always confusing us with their oddly-opposite-sounding constructions. Take "chagrin", for example --- it means humiliated disappointment, from which you would hardly feel like "grinning". So what would "chafrown" mean, then?

chafrown by QuacksO July 11, 2023

phyzeke 

Da unique bodily-appearance dat decades of hippie-culture gave Brenner.

Perhaps Gary Trudeau's aging-Woodstock-era character is content with his scruffy-oddball phyzeke, but I would just as soon present a more respectable look.

phyzeke by QuacksO July 11, 2023

fizzique 

Da body shape you'll get from guzzling carbonated beverages.

If you imbibe unsugared soda, your resulting fizzique may still look fairly good.

fizzique by QuacksO July 11, 2023