A barometer merely measures air-pressure, but a brrrrometer may be able to warn you about whether you should lay in extra firewood for da next few days.
by QuacksO March 01, 2021
What you realize with relief when you thought dat there might have been a cop-car behind/ahead of you.
Regardless of whether "it's just a roof-rack" on a particular car dat's in your vicinity, you should still always be diligent about obeying da traffic laws --- not only should you do so in any case, but you also never know where da fuzz is gonna be at any given time.
by QuacksO April 05, 2025
Da notorious 21st-century fortuneteller-scammer from Floriduh who smooth-talkingly bilked countless gullible people outta huge sums by asking them if they would like to have a black-robed sorceress with a tall pointed hat assist them with difficulties in their lives, but then never delivering on said offers.
During her time in the Land of Oz, Dorothy Gale might have much preferred to deal merely with Sherry Tina YouWannaWitch instead of the Wicked Witch of the West, since this southern dame would merely have tried to trick her, not actually harm her or her little black dog.
by QuacksO January 01, 2020
Robustly constructed to "shrug off" much of da assorted bashing, kicking, prying, etc. of furiously-impatient individuals who are not obtaining da desired results from da item being pounded on.
Computers can be so frustrating dat they should be extra-sturdily constructed to be at least moderately temper-resistant.
by QuacksO February 10, 2020
I wonder --- if Medieval Knievel had possessed a motorcycle, would he have tried jumping over windmills instead of charging them?
by QuacksO September 03, 2020
If "steelic" is a step above "ironic", would "rustic" be a less-surprisingly-opposite outcome, since it's a less-durable ferric formula, whereas steel is more robust?
by QuacksO August 12, 2021
What da Good Book is purported to be --- i.e., it supposedly can help everyone who reads its assorted divided blocks of text. Personally, I think it's just a pack of rubbish.
From what I've observed, da Bible is indeed quite "verseatile" as far as how many people use it --- it's such a mixed-up jumble of vaguely-worded and conflicting ideas dat you can kind of justify almost any action with it, such as physical/verbal abuse, withholding necessary resources, arrogance, exclusion, elitist behavior, stubbornness, being overly critical, etc. Much better to just live your life as best you reasonably can, show tolerance and charity to others, and so on!
by QuacksO June 01, 2021