Definitions by QuacksO

sackrement

A religious ceremony where someone gets da pink slip.

Another meaning of da word "sackrement" could be where you have sex with someone in church, maybe as a post-wedding-service activity. Most often performed in Sackremento, California.

sackrement by QuacksO December 13, 2023

austeer 

A deadpan-humorless cowboy or driving instructor.

Seeing a huge lumbering castrated male cattle-specimen is easy, so there's usually no need to be auSTEER about teaching a wheelman-in-training to STEER clear of said STEER.

austeer by QuacksO December 12, 2023

I'll snuggle you when you get back 

What you tell your sweetie as a "bribe" for his groaningly getting out of da warm comfy bed to perform some trivial task for you.

Hot chick: Honey, did you plug in my cell-phone charger before we went to bed?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?

I'll snuggle you when you get back by QuacksO December 10, 2023

best-lathed plans 

OCD-level-created intentions for working with materials in a machine shop.

Da best-lathed plans can go awry if either yer work-order specs are off by one digit, or yer equipment is even slightly outta whack.

best-lathed plans by QuacksO December 10, 2023

headlines 

(1) Da unsightly creases dat can get permanently etched into your forehead if you frown too much.
(2) Da assorted "depth-indicators" --- i.e., residue-rings of body-fluids --- dat appear at various points along da length of a guy's cock dat show how far a girl went down on him at da various stages of her giving him a blowjob.

It's always a good idea healthwise to have a shower after a "hot 'n' heavy" session wif a hot chick, but it also can be super-effective at washing away da "evidence" of said steamy encounter, so dat no subsequent intimacy-partner will observe any tell-tale "headlines" on yer lulu and therefore be tipped off dat you've been "gettin' some on da side" prior to your dropping yer trousers for her.

headlines by QuacksO December 9, 2023

second-hand massage 

Refers to where you grasp someone else's hand and manually use it to soothingly rub/knead da flesh of da person desiring a massage. Usually employed when either (1) you're "sharing wif your buddy" when pleasuring your own hands wif a someone's warm delectable protoplasm, but said crony is too shy/reserved to start out touching da other person's bare skin himself, or (2) da person receiving da massage super-desires da comforting/arousing touch of da person to whom you're giving said "power-assist", but he is too sore/weary/sleepy to administer said tactile lovies under his own steam.

Giving someone a second-hand massage is an awesome way to make all three of you more comfy wif group-pleasuring and/or getting naked together, plus if da person you're "assisting" in this way is either da massaged person's "main squeeze" or someone playing "second fiddle" to you in da massaged individual's affections, it will likely help him to be adequately okay wif "sharing da sumptuousness" wif each other.

second-hand massage by QuacksO December 9, 2023

Sackramento 

Da central-California metropolis where you can "get da pink slip" more easily than in other areas of da state.

It's said dat da girls in Da Golden State are exceptionally easy-going and friendly, so maybe there's a better chance dat you could find one or more lovely specimens in SACKramento who would be eager/willing to "jump into da sack" wif you.

Sackramento by QuacksO December 8, 2023