by QuacksO May 28, 2021
When I went to da LUAU to find some hot chicks to satisfy my ragingly-hard LULU, I encountered numerous DELEIS which repeatedly DELAID me --- i.e., lots of gorgeous Hawaiian ladies sequentially stopped me to smilingly drape fragrant-blossomed friendship-wreathes around my neck and give me kisses, and so these customary welcoming-gestures momentarily postponed their spreading their legs for me each time. I didn't mind, though, since it was an extra warm-mannered affection-perk for me from said tanned damsels, plus of course it also meant dat I was given access to both their upstairs AND downstairs "lips".
by QuacksO March 30, 2025
Da local "neighborhood gramma" lived to be 93, and her warm caring manner always delighted me and other youngsters for many years... da whole town has lots of fond ma'amories of her!
by QuacksO March 23, 2019
Refers to the common occurrence of a patient’s asking the doctor to show him the “nasty” (i.e., a lodged foreign object, gall/kidney stone, tumor, infection-colony x-ray, etc.) that was removed, and thus his intense suffering in finally alleviated. Deep-framing said undesirable for display on the person’s wall is optional.
Children are most often the patients exhibiting post-surgery curiosity, such as wanting to see a thorn/splinter (“No WONDER this was paining you so much --- just look how big and ugly it is!”) after it’s been extracted from their hurting appendage.
by QuacksO September 07, 2018
Refers to the first recorded act of scandalous political misbehavior committed by an American government official; it involved George Washington and a hatchet.
The tale about "little Georgie" and his hatchet is actually a myth, but is makes a good story, nonetheless. It is known, however, that Washington was guilty of far more "treesonous" acts (like mistreating his slaves and wrongfully jailing farmers) than merely being irresponsible with his lumberjack skills.
by QuacksO March 10, 2019
Da minuscule whistle-wetter dat da drunk sailor in "The Live Ghost" claimed he was gonna have when da captain gruffly asked him where he was going.
Knowing dat his "loose and lanky" underling was not capable of "libation-moderation" if he "went ashore", da captain impatiently brushed aside his claim dat he was just gonna have a "marteeny", and instead made said excessively-imbibing deck-swab stay aboard; he also commandeered Laurel and Hardy to keep watch on said liquor-lover to make sure dat he didn't leave. Said naive duo was easily duped, however, and so da wily whiskey-craving lout was able to sneak down da gangplank unseen, and get staggeringly soused, after all.
by QuacksO March 07, 2023
Regular wood-pulp-paper playing-cards are okay for casual games and fun, but only cards made from genuine tarot root have the true power to predict the future.
by QuacksO March 29, 2019