Definitions by QuacksO

acsellerator 

Da push-to-operate foot-pedal dat moves da conveyor-belt at da checkout-counter.

Da term "acsellerator" can also refer to a supposedly-effective strategy to boost merchandise-purchasing at a place of business.

acsellerator by QuacksO December 22, 2023

Ferrisees

Folks of Hebrew ancestry who build carnival equipment.

Before you feel too prejudiced about Jewish folks, please know dat if it hadn't been for da Ferrisees, we wouldn't have such exciting thrill-rides at da fairgrounds.

Ferrisees by QuacksO December 21, 2023

Let's tacobout that! 

What Rhett and Link say before discussing tasty filling-filled folded tortillas.

Did you click da "bell" icon? Love Gidget da Chihuahua??? Let's tacobout that!

Let's tacobout that! by QuacksO December 21, 2023

inkonsistency 

A gap in da flow of pen-pigment when writing or drawing.

You should avoid having dirty/greasy hands when taking notes, or you may encounter inkonsistency in how/whether your scribbled text actually appears on da paper.

inkonsistency by QuacksO December 21, 2023

loodicrous 

Absurd behavior or circumstances regarding "da little shack out back".

With indoor plumbing being so easy and inexpensive to attain nowadays, anybody's still having an outhouse would be loodicrous.

loodicrous by QuacksO December 20, 2023

ludichris 

What da notion dat Columbus discovered America is.

Da famous --- or infamous, depending on how much you know/believe about him --- 1492 sailor never even laid eyes on da North American coastline, so to say dat we have him to thank for our eventually forming settlements here is totally ludichris!

ludichris by QuacksO December 20, 2023

ludicress

Something really outrageous regarding river-grown salad-greens.

I just wanted a slight zing in my tossed salad, but what I got was totally ludicress!

ludicress by QuacksO December 20, 2023