Having sex wif a horse while he's cantering along can be a bit of a challenge of physics and engineering. One way to attain successful clopulation might be to attach da saddle backwards and underneath his belly instead of on his back, so dat you're positioned underneath your huge "stud-muffin" and facing in reverse towards his hind legs; strap da stirrups across his back wif a belt to provide support for your feet, so dat you won't succumb to da pull of gravity during said delightful operation.
by QuacksO February 09, 2023
Cheaply-purchased/accomplished by behaving in a less-than-proper manner towards whomever provided your desired goods/services.
Tiffany didn't have the money to hire someone to put up shelves in her basement, but --- knowing that I always have the hots for her --- she called and got me to come over and do it in exchange for a little nookie-wookie afterwards. One might say that she got the job done "sinexpensively".
by QuacksO December 15, 2021
What power companies hafta endure every time there's a widespread/extended blackout for no apparent reason.
Now dat da electricity infrastructure has been improved over how it had been in da '60's and '70's, there are fewer outages during inclement weather, and so da power companies don't receive so much gridicule as they used to.
by QuacksO November 08, 2022
A bulk-quantity discount on comestibles dat is offered because said culinary merchandise is past da expiration date.
I have fairly-non-sensitive taste-buds and a cast-iron stomach, so I often avail myself of wholestale pricing to make my Food Stamps stretch further.
by QuacksO August 07, 2021
A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
Refers to how a majority of male couch-potatoes feel about their TV remote. It's a "guy thing", ladies, like vehicle-engines and road-maps --- you wouldn't understand.
Trying to get a "manly" dude to relinquish control of his remote is the ultimate test of bravery and an amazing display of temerity --- it's a "surf 'n' turf" issue here... the guy wants to "surf" the channels at will, and so he feels that the remote is his "turf" that he does not want anyone --- especially someone of the opposite gender --- encroaching upon.
by QuacksO April 04, 2019
Encouraging "I feel for ya" or "you got this" words, soothing/reassuring companionship, etc. dat you give someone who hates cutting da grass.
It always helps if several people gather around to give someone emowtional support during said boring/laborious lawn-trimming task, but of course it works even better if each of said attendants also takes a turn at pushing da machine. Even more extra points if said assistants being their own turf-choppers, as well, so dat several people can have at said expansive Greenacres at once, and thus da vegetation-shortening task gets done in record time.
by QuacksO July 23, 2019