What a less-than-honorable person WOULD like to hear --- i.e., "Approach me and I'll give you money, food, or something else desirable" --- rather than the stern "show yourself peaceably" command uttered by a firearm-wielding lawman.
Delinquent teen in the overnight lock-up: So... what got YOU in trouble?
Second delinquent teen: Oh, I was out raisin' Hell the other night, and Johnny Law showed up, so I ducked into a dark alley and hid behind a dumpster. I didn't hear the cop properly when he called to me --- I thought he'd said, "Come **up** with your hands **out**," so I stupidly dashed right out and ran up to him with my eager hands held out, thinking he was gonna give me a hamburger or pass me a few bucks... instead, he merely slapped da cuffs on me!
Second delinquent teen: Oh, I was out raisin' Hell the other night, and Johnny Law showed up, so I ducked into a dark alley and hid behind a dumpster. I didn't hear the cop properly when he called to me --- I thought he'd said, "Come **up** with your hands **out**," so I stupidly dashed right out and ran up to him with my eager hands held out, thinking he was gonna give me a hamburger or pass me a few bucks... instead, he merely slapped da cuffs on me!
by QuacksO September 09, 2018
I.e., don't worry about your swelled-out belly's being too full of light beer --- simply wait a while for your bladder to empty itself several times, and then you'll feel better.
Consuming alcohol is never a good idea, anyway, but if you've had a few too many Silver Bullets "over da Coors of da evening", don't get all panicky over it --- instead, quietly sit back, relax, and "just let Nature run its Coors".
by QuacksO March 05, 2024
Da First-Amendment right dat allows you to verbally make a total jacka** of yerself without fear of legal repercussions.
Sure --- go right ahead and wave a "the earth is flat" sign out in public --- dat act is protected under freedumb of speech.
by QuacksO June 07, 2021
As often as Huckleberry Finn's father had to take a leak during his drinking-binges, one could not be sure if it was merely the alcohol, or if he was suffering from lookemia.
by QuacksO October 08, 2019
Refers to da verbal "sound" of da "wide-grin" emoticon dat you create by typing ":D". Most often used when conversing on Instant Messenger, and is intended to either express amusement at your chat-buddy's last remark, or to indicate to him dat you are "just kidding" when playfully sending him a sarcastic/snarky message.
Sending someone an "eeezh" emoticon can also notify him that you have finished the fairly-lengthy joke which you were telling him in several "helpings" (i.e., separate IM messages) so that he would not have to just twiddle his thumbs for an extended period while you were feverishly typing out the entire joke into a single message.
An example of an "eeezh" emoticon to indicate that your last message was the joke's punch-line would be when ya finish telling the classic "middle-aged guy and the genie" joke:
You: But da genie says dat building a bridge to Hawaii would be too gigantic/difficult a wish for him to grant, so after carefully thinking it over again, da guy finally says to da genie, "I wish you could help me understand women." Da genie winces and then quickly asks, "So --- do ya want dat bridge to be two lanes or four lanes?"
You: ("eeezh" emoticon)
Your chat-pal: ROFL!!!
An example of an "eeezh" emoticon to indicate that your last message was the joke's punch-line would be when ya finish telling the classic "middle-aged guy and the genie" joke:
You: But da genie says dat building a bridge to Hawaii would be too gigantic/difficult a wish for him to grant, so after carefully thinking it over again, da guy finally says to da genie, "I wish you could help me understand women." Da genie winces and then quickly asks, "So --- do ya want dat bridge to be two lanes or four lanes?"
You: ("eeezh" emoticon)
Your chat-pal: ROFL!!!
by QuacksO March 14, 2019
Da "Great Italian Stallion Of Many Talents" who both wrote da wonderful music for and starred in quite a few famous films.
Billy Joel looks uncannily like da "Rambo" actor, plus of course he is known for writing awesome music, as well. But I cannot see his soft-spoken-and-gentle self actually shouting, "Stop! Or my mom will shoot!", so I kinda doubt dat he would ever be an "Alan Sylvestri Stallone" movie-figure.
by QuacksO May 05, 2025
Tobacco companies claim that people merely chewse to consume tobacco, but I find that reasoning flawed and selfish.
by QuacksO February 12, 2019