If you're too sleepy to realize dat you walked out into da village square just wrapped in yer fluffy bathrobe, you might be subjected to an "involunterry stop" by said town's finest! :P
by QuacksO November 30, 2024
If you make your teenager mow da lawn instead of texting, watching TV, surfing da 'net, or playing video games, he will likely do a poutstanding job.
by QuacksO February 25, 2020
As big a jacka** as many politicians make themselves look like when running for office, they must figure that most of us are afflicted with pollio if they think we have such poor judgement that we can't see though all their bull-crap!
by QuacksO August 03, 2019
A non-proper word formed by adding an "s" to da beginning; it's da only one of da four common temperature-designation words dat does not form a "second" proper word when an "s" is added to da front.
Da four "temperature names" wif an "s" added at da beginning: sCOLD, sTEPID, sWARM, sHOT. Da first, third, and fourth names in da list form proper words, but da second one does not.
by QuacksO March 16, 2023
A "modern day" variation on the classic "I'll be able to call David Rockefeller a tramp" saying, and used to humorously refer to your having made a modest profit and/or unexpectedly gained a few bucks extra on a difficult job you recently completed.
Cool hunk #1, seeing his buddy --- who had jokingly told him earlier that morning that he was "wearing himself out getting rich" by driving here and there around town for a couple hours to give several people car-rides for a few bucks apiece --- feverishly lugging humongous bundles of bagged returnable-containers along a hot dusty highway: Gettin' too rich there, Dude?
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!
by QuacksO August 17, 2018
Someone who removes the torsion bars from your vehicle and refuses to return them unless you fork over a tidy ransom-sum or otherwise grant him some disagreeable/arduous/burdensome favor.
It's wise to keep your wheels locked up in a garage if you don't wanna fall victim to any extorsionists.
by QuacksO January 02, 2019
Trying to get at da truth behind da political arena is like attempting to know what color a wall was before a wet coating of lime was applied to it --- typical situation in Whitewashington, DC!
by QuacksO April 26, 2022