What an officer or detective says to a distraught lady who is bringing him piles of assorted documents, when all he'd come for was a single facsimile-printer page that is significant to his investigation.
Retired P.I.: Years ago before the advent of the Internet and junk e-mails, I investigated countless instances of over-zealous companies' sending unrequested ads/newsletters to other businesses' printer/phone-combo machines, and so I was having to frequently say, "Just the FAX, Ma'am" when a distraught secretary would be almost-hysterically showing me all the voluminous sheafs of junk-mail that her office was receiving every day.
by QuacksO December 07, 2018
Da exorbitant levels of compensation dat a chick requires from hot-in-da-crotch studs so dat she'll drop her moral standards --- and her drawers --- for them.
If a gal is desirable enough and has a significant number of fairly-well-off intimacy-partners, she might be able to live quite comfortably off of looseury alone.
by QuacksO July 19, 2024
In the September 5, 1981 Doonesbury comic strip, former US Secretary of the Interior James Watt is shown to be a classic example of an ornerythologist, in that he doesn't see the difference between endangered species of birds and the super-plentiful pigeons --- "Birds are birds, I say. That's what I mean by extremism!"
by QuacksO May 22, 2019
Ordinary houses tend to be laid out in a somewhat square or broad-rectangular configuration, and so they usually have one or more access-corridors of just fairly-short duration each. Mobile homes, however, are typically long skinny things with all of da rooms' access-doors arranged in a single line, and so performing an overhall in DAT type of structure would be quite a "lengthy" undertaking!
by QuacksO February 06, 2023
Occasionally a person of either gender with excessive bulk and poundage could be viewed as being too "big" by fitter folks and thus might be "ostrasized", as well, just as someone of da male persuasion who is supposedly not "big" enough sometimes is.
by QuacksO February 18, 2023
Can refer to either:
(1) Da wastebasket where you periodically dump yer loaded debris-scoop while sweeping up.
(2) Wherever famed actor Hoffman is heading towards at any given time.
(1) Da wastebasket where you periodically dump yer loaded debris-scoop while sweeping up.
(2) Wherever famed actor Hoffman is heading towards at any given time.
I do indeed appreciate my physically-inform buddy's offer to help me tidy up, but da prob is dat he isn't very steady on his feet or able to keep a proper grip on da pan when carrying it to da waste-bin, and so he usually spills some of its contents before he reaches his dustination.
by QuacksO January 06, 2020
Our new kitten loves to lie in wait and then pounce on any unsuspecting family-member who walks by; we've clipped his claws and so he never actually harms us, but it still gives everyone mild sprangxiety due to our never knowing what hiding-place he's gonna unexpectedly rocket out from next.
by QuacksO February 12, 2023