QuacksO's definitions

angler management class

What a rod-and-reel sportsman hasta attend for displaying an unacceptable level of maniacal rage during a lousy fishing day.

If Madea decided to try her hand at dropping a hook in da water but failed to catch much of anything worthwhile during said endeavor, she might likely become so furiously frustrated dat she'd get sentenced to angler management class.

by QuacksO December 25, 2021

buginner

A budding entomologist.

Another definition of a "buginner" might be a person who is unfamiliar with going into forested areas, and thus neglects to take a can of OFF! Deep Woods insect-repellent with him.

by QuacksO August 3, 2025

Hughmongous

Refers to da body-build, fame, intellect, or other "great" status of a male named Hugh.

20/20 newscaster Downs and actor Grant may not have been particularly noteworthy as far as looks or stature, but their excellent performance in the public eye was what made them so Hughmongous.

by QuacksO December 17, 2022

trainsvestite

A human whose uncommon physical/hormonal attributes causes him to prefer the company of railroad employees, and to enjoy wearing their cool-looking sleeveless uniforms (i.e., "vests").

Many trainsvestites wear the traditional gray/white pinstriped engineer/conductor uniforms as part of their everyday outfits; they may also like to don the work-uniforms of their significant other while they’re spending time with said person in order to feel closer to him, just as some “ordinary” romantically-involved people like to wear one or more articles of their partner’s clothing --- like a sweater or pair of jeans --- to show their warmly-affectionate feelings for the garments’ owner.

by QuacksO November 8, 2018

garbage

Special/required clothing (“garb”), such as work-uniforms or costumes, that the wearer resents/finds offensive because:

(1) the clothes are uncomfortable, cumbersome, too light/heavy for ambient temperatures, etc.
(2) the garments are inelegant or overly plain, and so he feels that wearing the clothes is demeaning
(3) he dislikes the colors, styles, etc. as being too bold, loud, and/or needlessly-formal for the job/occasion
(4) the clothes’ material is too delicate and/or hard to keep clean/neat/undamaged, and so he finds them an arduous chore to care for and keep out of harm’s way while wearing them.

Every time I go to work, I have to wear that revolting starched-denim garbage they dish out --- ironed and pressed --- from the laundry-room. Eeeyyyewww...

by QuacksO November 29, 2011

marshmellow

A more-friendly-and-placid-natured swamp-creature than da typical ones spoken about in cheesy "creature from da black lagoon" type flicks.

Quite a number of supposedly-evil monsters in "swamp-creature" films turn out to be fairly virtuous beasts once all's said and done (i.e., they are not truly evil at heart, and in fact sometimes actually help out humans in distress; they are merely hideous to look at, and thus they are initially feared and misunderstood, and/or evildoers give them a bad name because said morally-deprived individuals don't want the locals to side with the creatures when said creatures try to stop said evildoers from committing crimes), and so maybe these are the "marshmellows" among Earth's primitive "boggy creek" denizens.

by QuacksO December 15, 2019

peediatrician

A medical doctor who treats children with urinary issues, such as bed-wetting, being slow to progress in potty-training, etc.

Ethan Couch may indeed not have needed a peediatrician as a toddler, but his real problems began a bit later in his childhood development, when his **solid-matter waste** began colliding with the electric breeze-creator at regular intervals (in other words, what he preferred or liked did not comfortably "mesh" with what his fellow humans on the planet would have found tolerable or reasonable)!

by QuacksO November 26, 2018