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liecense

A permissive document that allows its holder to tell falsehoods with impunity.
Hap Shaughnessy tells all manner of fantastical tales on da Red Green Show, yet I don't recall his applying for a liecense.
by QuacksO March 19, 2019
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motelity

How capable one is of staying at a roadside-lodgings establishment. Could be affected by various things, such as the person's medical needs, or whether said individual has to wear an ankle-monitor.
Anytime I meet a new gal, I always hafta remember to inquire as to her motelity, just in case we can't always just do the standard "your place or mine?" routine when we wanna have a good time.
by QuacksO September 15, 2020
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sectretary

Da person at da front desk of a hippie-cult compound.
Seeing as how free love is a prime theme of many fringe groups, da sectretary gals at many such communes might well have a high turnover rate due to pregnancy, since they would likely spread their legs for any male human who happened in da front door for any reason.
by QuacksO March 30, 2022
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male enhandsomement

A medication dat makes a guy look more attractive to a lady, as well as keeping his wee-wee "standing at attention".
I like to keep my female romantic partners as friends for life, and so I would want a lady to have sex with me only if she found me likeable to begin with; I wouldn't wanna fool her with any male enhandsomement supplements.
by QuacksO April 11, 2020
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swimulator

Refers to either of two different paddling-in-water individuals/devices:
(1) someone who pretends to know how to perform laps in a pool even though he's never actually learned how, or

(2) an aerobics-type exercise-machine dat helps you learn da basic concept of suspending/propelling yourself in water.
In da famous book, "Alice In Wonderland", da Knave of Hearts claimed dat he could not hold his own if immersed in H2O, and da assertion-confirming fact dat he was made merely of cardboard probably also meant dat he could not even act as a convincing swimulator, either.
by QuacksO October 31, 2022
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Timbucktu

Dat "ultimate in faraway" country where everything costs a dollar, there are lots of antlered deer, and da horses are unrideable.
Besides all of Timbucktu's above-mentioned attributes, everyone there rebels against Da System, as well, so maybe habitual law-breakers would find it enjoyable.
by QuacksO July 18, 2024
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connecktion

Da tethering bond formed by da vertical column of flesh and bone dat's located between your head and da rest of your body.
In "Alice In Wonderland", da hot-tempered Queen Of Hearts was constantly trying to sever da connecktions of any of her subjects who displeased her in some way. Da shrewdly-cautious Cheshire Cat, however, wisely only showed himself from his chin upwards whenever da Queen was around, and so Her Highness's royal executioner claimed to be unable to perform said drastic surgical procedure on said perpetually-grinning feline, since da furry entity's head was da only thing visible to begin with.
by QuacksO April 14, 2022
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