With rampant law-enforcement corruption and widespread public copposition, it seems like we'd all be better off without police.
by QuacksO April 16, 2024
Directives such as "No bird shall produce excessive/unnecessary vocal noise" or "No bird shall partake of planted seeds or maturing crops belonging to established farmers" would not do much good even if lawmakers were to cawdify said rules, since crows are not known for complying with Man's wishes, anyway.
by QuacksO February 02, 2021
What famed venom-harvesters Bill and/or Clarita would have been if any of their poisonous snakes had gotten loose and held them captive against their will.
Da intrepid Miami-based cobra-milker lived to be over a hundred; it's theorized dat da regular venom-inoculations dat he administered to himself may have contributed to send extended existence. Lots of his snakes did bite him during those many decades, but none of them ever held him haastage.
by QuacksO March 20, 2023
1. What da bulge in da front of a dude's trousers is of his lustful desires.
2. One or more signs of self-centered rudeness dat shows others present what an a**h**e someone is.
2. One or more signs of self-centered rudeness dat shows others present what an a**h**e someone is.
Tronald Dump didn't need to become president to demonstrate what a jerk he was --- his cruel sadistic behavior on "The Apprentice" was more than enough indickation of THAT for me!
by QuacksO January 09, 2023
The Sherwood Forest area, where arrogant "rich bugs" who were foolhardy enough to pass through it had a very high probability of getting robbed of their valuables.
Robbinhood was a lovely, peaceful, and safe area for the average Joe to travel though, but if you were some "high-toned, high-society" dude who was loaded down with gold and jewels, you could pretty much be guaranteed that you'd leave the forest noticeably "lighter" than you were when you went in.
by QuacksO March 09, 2019
Where a clothes-washing-service employee intentionally adds a really muddy/greasy garment or towel to your merely-lightly-soiled laundry, causing the entire load to not get sufficiently cleaned when washed the first time, and therefore "obliging" the worker to throw said wash back into the machine for another full laundering-cycle, which of course you end up getting charged for, and thus the establishment dishonestly makes extra money that way.
I always do my own wash at a self-service laundromat... I don't trust "professional" outfits that do it for you --- too many money-laundering establishments out there!
by QuacksO August 23, 2018
So many politicians and other officials are really lazy about getting up off their butts and actually fulfilling their assigned duties; we often need to resort to breaking out da assetylene torches just to get said fat-cat indolents to do their jobs!
by QuacksO April 23, 2024