What with nothing interesting's ever going on and no women-folk around, it's no wonder dat da residents of a monotonastery hafta resort to making wine; they'd go plumb loco wif boredom if they weren't always drunk off their a**es!
by QuacksO February 15, 2023
A non-bashful colleague who provides you with "hands-on experience" (i.e., "touchy feely") as desired.
Having an affeeliate can actually be quite a positive thing, provided that he knows when to keep his hands to himself during times when you're not "in the mood". Often he can be further useful by locating additional fellow humans who also are into "getting physical" on a regular basis.
by QuacksO February 25, 2019
It's been said dat da Amityville Horror House possesses such an atmosfear dat da owners can't even GIVE it away.
by QuacksO April 19, 2024
Derogatory term for a completely-phony “song ‘n’ dance” routine that's merely intended to manipulate, distract, and/or gain undeserved sympathy/allowance/assistance from others. The ploy involves turning ghastly-pale (white grease-paint can be helpful here) and wildly thrashing your limbs and loudly gasping/grunting as if you’re having a seizure, so that observers will conclude that you have multiple serious illnesses and therefore need emergency assistance, are so totally “out of it” that you should not be held responsible for your actions, etc.
There are many types of situations where resorting to epileprosy may be called for, such as when you wish to change the subject, you're in imminent danger of "getting caught with your hand in the cookie jar" (and so you wish to appear to merely be aimlessly wandering about instead of intentionally occupying an "off-limits" location), you wish to avoid strenuous labor or a disagreeable health/medical procedure, etc.
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
Due to all of the muddy and cabinet-battering misadventures that he often goes through, R2D2's beeps and trills occasionally become a bit irregular. so his vocally-emotional copper-jacketted friend performs C3PR on him to "even things out" again.
by QuacksO October 10, 2018
I'm not sure what this one means, but it sounds like it's da exact opposite of da "real McCoy", so maybe it refers to something that is legitimately fake?
Da reasoning behind da infamous mid-19th-century two-family feud may have been "da real Hatfield" --- i.e., truly a non-genuine problem dat was likely caused by excessive arrogance (and probably too much moonshine, as well!) --- but unfortunately da harm 'n' heartache dat resulted from said stupid squabble was totally "da real McCoy"!
by QuacksO January 30, 2023
In this world, what we SHOULD do vs. what we DOO-doo are not always da same thing, especially if we happen to be seagulls, pets who have not been housebroken, etc.
by QuacksO May 06, 2023