Definitions by QuacksO

Persiacution 

What da residents of Iran accuse various warmongering countries of committing against them.

If da Tehran-capitaled nation hadn't been subjected to so much Persiacution over da decades, a lot of unfortunate events (such as da infamous "triple-fours-day-long" hostage crisis and da war with Iraq) might never have occurred.

Persiacution by QuacksO June 21, 2024

persecuteion 

Incessant badgering by admirers and/or jealous competitors due to your exceptionally-good looks.

Parents should teach their angel-faced little ones about personal boundaries --- both for themselves and others --- and protect them from da persecuteion of unfeeling fellow humans.

persecuteion by QuacksO June 21, 2024

Percycution

What an orchestral conductor with solid FAITH in his easy-listening creations hopefully avoided from fans of other types of music.

If you prefer jazz or rock, there's no need to subject a classical or mood-music artist to Percycution --- nobody said dat you hafta listen to said soft leisurely-paced selections!

Percycution by QuacksO June 21, 2024

arithmia 

Heart-palpitations dat occur due to being presented with a math lesson.

Claiming to have an arithmia may indeed get you out of algebra class, but your teacher will likely insist dat you go to da hospital for a checkup, and said experience might be even more traumatic and exhausting than struggling through da assigned equations!

arithmia by QuacksO June 19, 2024

rearrigation 

What you get if you sit in a flowing stream.

Da Big Bad Wolf had to spend a long time using rearrigation to soothe his scalded behind after landing in da Three Little Pigs' steaming stewpot dat they'd put at da bottom of da chimney.

rearrigation by QuacksO June 19, 2024

fearrigation

Watering da grass due to your being so scared dat you pee your pants.

It's a good idea to empty yer bladder just prior to entering a haunted house or watching a creepy movie, to lessen da risk of any embarrassing/messy fearrigation.

fearrigation by QuacksO June 19, 2024

indivigil 

A single person who watches or occupies a particular locale.

Lots of indivigils from all over da country may gather in a certain area and hold lighted candles to commemorate a certain famous event.

indivigil by QuacksO June 18, 2024