I assiduously maintain a sensible lifestyle, and totally shun any and all vices, so I never purchase any merchandice.
by QuacksO November 28, 2021
The pint-sized sibling of the famous ancient scholar. Yeah, Compton's Encyclopedia never took the time to tell you about him in middle school... shame on them. He was just as worthy and important as Ptallemy.
Pshortemy always looked up to (figuratively AND literally!) his much-more-prolific senior brother; this "tol-ler"-statured sibling did use his vast smarts/abilities to build "little brother" a nice pair of stilts, though, so we know that Big Bubba had a loving/caring side, and didn't let his fame go to his head too much.
by QuacksO July 25, 2018
A structural/support-column of varying size --- i.e., ranging anywhere from a simple length of 1X3 strapping all the way up to a bleepin' GIANT SEQUOIA trunk, depending on how big a hypocrite someone is --- located in the orbital-cavity of many humans, particularly sniffy-arrogant tongue-cluckers and overly-critical finger-waggers who squintingly notice minute specks of sawdust in other people's eyes.
It should be unnecessary to actually purchase much if any framing-lumber to build a new church; one initially only needs to invite large numbers of people to come to an outdoor service in a vacant lot, and then just cast out all their eye-beams and stack them up in a huge pile at once side of the lot... as we all know, the bulk of church-attendees are major hypocrites, anyway, and so there should be no shortage of 2X4 studs, 4X4 posts, floor-truss members, railroad-ties, etc. Extra points if you also ask each member of said congregation to bring a handful of nails; you should then be able to start construction immediately! And don't fret that said holy sanctum is being fabricated from sinful materials --- it's common knowledge that most churches were "built on hypocrisy" anyway, so you should be all good.
by QuacksO October 19, 2019
What da crew of da Enterprise faced when dey caused da infamous control-freak to feel exceedingly hot under da collar.
by QuacksO November 19, 2021
Da tethering bond formed by da vertical column of flesh and bone dat's located between your head and da rest of your body.
In "Alice In Wonderland", da hot-tempered Queen Of Hearts was constantly trying to sever da connecktions of any of her subjects who displeased her in some way. Da shrewdly-cautious Cheshire Cat, however, wisely only showed himself from his chin upwards whenever da Queen was around, and so Her Highness's royal executioner claimed to be unable to perform said drastic surgical procedure on said perpetually-grinning feline, since da furry entity's head was da only thing visible to begin with.
by QuacksO April 14, 2022
What you'd be expected to come up with when trying to prove dat someone/something produced a really yucky smell.
Since a skunk's infamous defensive stench usually "lingers" long after he's "let 'er rip", a supplementary reekreation usually wouldn't be necessary if you're taking said striped stinkbomb to court for assailing your nostrils! :P
by QuacksO April 11, 2022
I'd rather pay cash for a somewhat-run-down "fixer-upper" than buy a fancy-pants pad and then be a homeowener for da next thirty years!
by QuacksO March 17, 2019