Getting off to having just either used a "bad word", been formally titled at an election ceremony, or taken an oath.
I see all of these greedy uncaring doctors taking da Hippocritic Oath, and I just know dat dey are gonna have da biggest guffawing sworegasm afterwards!
by QuacksO January 24, 2022
Get the sworegasm mug.If there are no other vehicles near a red-octagonal-sign-marked intersection, having to actually jam on your brakes and come to a halt seems like a hugely-unreasonable stopulation!
by QuacksO April 07, 2022
Get the stopulation mug.Horny stud: Anytime I meet a new "willing" girl and bring her home, da first place I steer her towards is da good ol' padded playpen... about da only exception would be if it's a really hot day,, in which case we go freshen up in da shower first, then towel off and jump under da covers.
by QuacksO October 20, 2018
Get the padded playpen mug.A dude competing for a chick's affections who brings legal action against her for some ruined-romance-related matter, such as her not "being loyal" to or spending a promised amount of time with him, failing to return money dat he'd loaned her and she'd promised to pay back if she started dating someone else, etc.
A lady should be very careful how she treats the special men in her life --- a rival SUITOR can quickly become a rival SUEDHER; this term can also sometimes even mean one of two or more "old flame" plaintiffs who ALL feel dat she has wronged them in some way.
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Certain members of Man's best friends may qualify for a full collarship, such as those who are exceptionally even-tempered, are registered therapy-dogs, or are extra-intelligent canines who are being trained to assist disabled people.
by QuacksO January 22, 2015
Get the collarship mug.What da hissy-fit-and-beheading-order-prone Queen of Hearts was trying to claim dat da Knave of Hearts had, since his absconding with da royal pastries had supposedly caused her such tremendous emotional distress.
Since da Knave of Hearts had apparently returned da "sweet treats" dat he'd previously taken (Alice sees them on the courtroom table), would his tart liability have been erased?
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"You have a zero balance" is comparably welcome to seeing that delightful little word "approved" pop up on the LCD display of a store's card-scanner, informing you that your debit/Food Stamps card didn't have a problem processing your purchases that time.
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