Definitions by QuacksO

boozeury 

Charging too much for shots at a bar.

My buddy and I had just two drinks apiece, but our tab came to over 30 bucks --- talk about blatant boozeury!

boozeury by QuacksO July 19, 2024

Hoosiery 

Refers to da horrendously-exorbitant interest-rates charged by Indiana banks.

10% interest-rates on student-loans to attend Notre Dame University is downright Hoosiery.

Hoosiery by QuacksO July 19, 2024

aloominum 

Da lightweight-but-strong metal dat they make weaving-frames out of.

Maybe if da two infamous shysters in da "Emperor's New Clothes" tale had used aloominum knitting-machines instead of bulky/heavy wooden ones, they could have taken said contraptions with them when they slipped out unnoticed with all da gold and costly fabrics dat they'd been given by da Emperor's clueless courtiers.

aloominum by QuacksO July 18, 2024

Timbucktu 

Dat "ultimate in faraway" country where everything costs a dollar, there are lots of antlered deer, and da horses are unrideable.

Besides all of Timbucktu's above-mentioned attributes, everyone there rebels against Da System, as well, so maybe habitual law-breakers would find it enjoyable.

Timbucktu by QuacksO July 18, 2024

contraseptive 

A condom dat you should always have handy in cases where "Up your a**!" is irritably uttered.

Besides a "rubber" to protect you from anal contamination, a "contraseptive" could also refer to a good set of latex earplugs to shield your tender auditory-canals from all of da toxic bu**s**t dat might otherwise get in there from one or more brainless blabbers in your vicinity.

contraseptive by QuacksO July 18, 2024

agolyze 

(verb): To "go totally OCD" about pondering/examining/researching a question, issue, etc.

Dude #1, shopping wif his buddy at da hardware store: I'm not sure if I should choose a metric or standard washer for this bolt. Any thoughts, Pal?
Dude #2: It probably doesn't really matter, Bro, as long as da washer fits fairly snugly around da bolt-shank --- no need to agolyze over it.

agolyze by QuacksO July 18, 2024

myrickle 

A super-amazing event of good fortune dat occurs regarding da president of People For The American Way.

It would be a total myrickle if Da Great Svante L. ever embraced conservative views!

myrickle by QuacksO July 17, 2024