SCROTUS

Da "organ of origin" of Monica Blewinsky's infamous dress-stain --- i.e., Slick Willie's man-milk sack dat produced da messy white stuff dat Miss Luscious-Smoochy-Lips sucked out of him.
Da POTUS SCROTUS scandal was so complicated and sensational dat it took a ruling by da SCOTUS to finally quiet things down.
by QuacksO January 27, 2023
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Noh-wuh!

(interj.) Used to indignantly turn down/refuse to even consider a preposterous request, suggestion, query, etc., especially when the speaker (usually female) is mildly outraged, feeling that the asker (usually male) should know better than to even ask such a thing, and considering the question to be beneath her diginity and/or an insult to her intelligence, as if the asker really thinks that the speaker is so incredibly stupid/naive that she would actually not see through such an obvious and thinly-veiled "loaded" remark.
Girl (disgustedly): Haven't you got ANYTHING better to say than chauvenistic wisecracks??? You've been razzin' me all morning!
Guy (grinning impishly): Yeah, I know --- awful, aren't I? So whatcha gonna DO about it --- SLAP MY BUTT?
Girl (indignantly): Noh-wuh!
Guy (disappointed): "Noh-wuh"?? No spankin' my butt to get back at me fer sassin' ya??
Girl (smugly): No-wuh! Cuz you might ENJOY it! I wasn't BORN YESTERDAY, y'know!
by QuacksO January 15, 2015
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Yup --- cancer-sticks are once again a much-frowned-upon commodity in society, just as they were shown to have been "way back when" in da old "Virginia Slims" magazine-advertisements.
Maybe it is indeed true dat, "You've come a long way --- er --- full-circle, Baby!" as far as cigarettes' being a sign of feminine independence --- let's hope dat it can also mean dat ladies can feel "independent" of tobacco, as well.
by QuacksO June 02, 2021
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Verafy

To make certain dat something is da case regarding someone named Vera.
I thought dat Ms. Helena Ralston was da leading-lady actress playing alongside John Wayne in da western "Dakota", but I went to Wikipedia to Verafy said belief.
by QuacksO February 15, 2021
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GPeeS

A vehicle-navigation system dat directs you to da nearest restroom-locale.
If I wet my pants while following a GPeeS's directives, can I get my money back?
by QuacksO December 30, 2024
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last-minute paging-cancel

Refers to the insanely-frustrating act of asking an employee over the PA system to come and assist with something, only to then say, "never mind" a long while afterwards, when said frazzled employee has hastily "dropped everything" and speed-walked almost all the way up to the area where he was asked to present himself.
The last-minute paging-cancel is especially infuriating/draining if the responding employee has had to go through a lot of difficult preparation before heading to his requested locale, such as cleansing his extremely-soiled hands, changing into cleaner/neater attire, setting down a huge armload of items, powering off a complicated piece of equipment, etc.
by QuacksO May 10, 2019
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phonetic shortcut

Da "lazy man's way" of pronouncing two or more words in a common phrase --- the individual words get corruptedly/messily "run together", rather than being spoken clearly and "separately", the way a "proper" person would say them.
Classic examples of a phonetic shortcut would be "wanna" (want to), "ustuh" (used to), "shouldah" (should have), and "didja" (did you). Disgusting how da young people talk these days!
by QuacksO November 10, 2018
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