QuacksO's definitions
I went to pick up a few antioxidant-rich fruits at the produce stand, but all they had were harvested-way-too-early pomegranites!
by QuacksO January 14, 2022
Get the pomegranitemug. Or "harmony and grits". A perfect blend of serene and happy feelings due to your having partaken of some tasty porridge.
Eating a healthy bowl of cereal for breakfast will give you a greater sense of hominy and grace than chowing down on sugary cloyingly-sweet refined-flour clusters!
by QuacksO November 14, 2023
Get the hominy and gracemug. (adj.) Describes a self-imposed lifestyle or prescribed treatment where someone attempts to get through his entire day and night without giving or partaking of any ass. Usually fails miserably unless one is a hermit, since in populated areas there are so many round plump juicy posteriors around that are seemingly just begging to be pinched or humped.
Store owner, to male customer in the toilet-tissue aisle: Please don't squeeze the Charmin, sir.
Recovering skirt-chaser: Look, buster --- cut the poor horny guy some slack, willya?! My doctor told me to go completely gluteun-free in an attempt to cure me of feeling up the ladies, and I've gone three days without any ass, so I need to do something to semi-slake my consumptive cravings!
Recovering skirt-chaser: Look, buster --- cut the poor horny guy some slack, willya?! My doctor told me to go completely gluteun-free in an attempt to cure me of feeling up the ladies, and I've gone three days without any ass, so I need to do something to semi-slake my consumptive cravings!
by QuacksO January 13, 2015
Get the gluteun-freemug. Da "Great Bobby K" described himself as da "last gladiator", so perhaps he did indeed have "medievel" forebears.
by QuacksO August 13, 2025
Get the medievelmug. How an eager stud's lulu is right before he "takes the plunge"; da problem, or course, is what happens **after** da "action", when a lot of times Mr. Happy just goes exhaustedly limp and small for a good while till da dude eventually gets "recharged" again.
I wonder if "biginning" could also mean dat a virile dude can keep his erection for a long time when "doing it" with a lady while they're also watching da ball game on TV --- does it mean dat he can stay "big" till the game's "big inning"?
by QuacksO January 8, 2020
Get the biginningmug. I try not to be judgmental of my fellow humans based on economic or social status, plus I always root for da underdog, and so I find research of cullture to be a fascinating study.
by QuacksO April 26, 2021
Get the cullturemug. What you hafta say several (dozen!) times a day to yer main **squeeze** because he's always wanting to **squeeze theeze**. Extra points if your "eggos" can equally refer to either your front or your rear pair of "fun bubbles" whenever you ask your guy to keep his paws off da merchandise --- in other words, that he finds yer butt-cheeks to be just as attractively-desirable and deliciously-satisfying to fill his hands with as yer chest-pillows.
Well-endowed cutie: I bought my b/f a pair of boob-shape stress-relief balls so that I wouldn't hafta keep asking him to "Leggo my Eggos" twenty or thirty times a day... I know how much he loves my boobs and I realize that they're soft and warm and delightfully squeezable, but he already has our evening/nighttime lovemaking-sessions to play with them all he wants, and so I would really prefer to be able to get my housework and other chores done without having to pause every fifteen minutes for a misty-eyed chest-kneading.
by QuacksO August 10, 2018
Get the Leggo my Eggosmug.