QuacksO's definitions

do a giggle-out

Kissing-cousin to the commonly-known "shout-out" --- where you pause a moment from "normal" broadcasting over the airwaves to express praise/thanks/acknowledgement for someone's exceptional/helpful performance --- this recognition-statement lauds someone's exceptionally-humorous remark that really "tickled your funny-bone", and so you want to let everyone know about it.

Redneck radio-announcer: Okay, we're back with our guest John Smith, head coach of the local Little League baseball team, and just before we go to the phones and take our listeners' questions for John, I'd just like to do a giggle-out to the young goofball gas-station attendant who serviced my car this morning on my way to work --- as you all know, I drive a pink Ford Galaxy, and so he jokingly asked me what galaxy I was from, and inquired if I had come to see Elvis, since he famously drove a pink Cadillac.

by QuacksO September 10, 2018

Messighah

Ultra-orthodox religious crap that is so insipid and improbable-sounding that it makes you "sighingly" bored.

If I hafta hear 'bout da Messighah one more time, I think I'm gonna puke!

by QuacksO September 11, 2018

hillbilly

A species of wild male goat that inhabits small/low mountains.

Hillbilly goats are easier to domesticate because it’s not so treacherous to chase and capture them than it is to climb high/rugged terrain in pursuit of the lofty-mountain-peak dwellers.

by QuacksO September 11, 2018

open-palm hand-clasp

What is sometimes a good idea to do when holdin' hands wif a pretty girl for da first time or two, particularly if (A) she is somewhat on da shy side, and/or (B) if she is considerably younger and/or smaller-statured than you, and so you don't want her to feel "pinioned" or "dominated". It simply involves your holdin' out yer gorilla-paws and cradling her slender delicate digits in yer palms, but not actually closing yer own fingers over hers, so that her hands are always "free". Usually da tentative-natured cutie will be so grateful for your gentle accommodating of her bashful uncertainty in this way that she will feel like "rewarding:" you by keeping her soft warm palms resting right there in yers for as long as you wish.

I employed da open-palm hand-clasp when I first tentatively romanced a slight-figured mid-teens sweetie-chick whom I'd known and played fun outdoor-games with ever since she was a cheerful smiley little girl; I guess my strategy worked, too, since she seemed totally "calm 'n' comfy" towards me, and never showed even the slightest inclination to lift away her shapely slender hands while she was sitting beside me on da couch. Plus most of her immediate family was home, as well, and they were also being super-friendly and warmly-welcoming to me while we were all sharing light casual conversation as a cohesive group, and so I actually felt like I was holding hands wif da whole family, not just wif Cute Daughter.

by QuacksO September 11, 2018

fissuremen

Early humans who inhabited large cracks in rock-faces, rather than living in caves.

The Anasazi lived at da bases of towering rock-faces, so I wonder if they were "descendants" of fissuremen, since their structures were located "lower down" on da cliff-sides?

by QuacksO September 11, 2018

musical cars

Refers to a sort of "grown-up" version of the popular children's game; this procedure involves maneuvering around of two or more vehicles in a fairly small parking-area, either to allow one of them to enter/exit the locale, or to make room for additional vehicles that are scheduled to arrive later.

I really like owning three old clunker-sedans, particularly in case one of them is in the repair-shop and thus I hafta use one of the others for my basic local-transportation needs (and indeed, I occasionally have actually been down to just one somewhat-malfunctioning vehicle, but at least it has still been able to wheezingly/sputteringly/back-firingly get me from Point A to Point B around town till I got both of the other cars repaired and I could finally take this third one into the garage for some TLC of its own), but I occasionally hafta play "musical cars" if my friends drop by for a visit.

by QuacksO September 11, 2018

bowl weevil

A small boring insect that is utilized by the sporting industry to form the three finger-holes in bowling-balls.

I don't know why people say they hate the bowl weevil so much --- how else would there be the finger-holes in bowling-balls?

by QuacksO September 14, 2018