QuacksO's definitions

bodily malfunction

When an normal-but-embarrassing offensive-noise/odor-producing event of the digestive/respiratory system (burp, cough, sneeze, etc.) "doesn't end well", producing messy/mortifying "secondary" results.

I thought I was just gonna fart, but I ended up poopin' my pants --- talk about a bodily malfunction!

by QuacksO June 4, 2018

relabiale

Describes a strategy dat's "tried and true" for getting hot chicks to let you give them "downstairs kisses".

Some ladies are unwilling to spread their legs no matter what you say to them, so I wouldn't count on any courtship-ritual to be 100% relabiale.

by QuacksO January 29, 2023

wreckonomics

Da study of da financial impact of chaos and destruction.

Wreckonomics can also refer to an educational course about various forms of insurance fraud, such as arson or swoop-and-squat.

by QuacksO March 12, 2021

buypolar disorder

A serious mental malady whereby you are convinced that you have sufficient persuasion/hyping-capabilities to sell ice to Eskimos.

Billy Mays is said to have been so skilled at salesmanship that he could sell ice to an Eskimo, but I never found him all that appealing or convincing, so maybe he just had buypolar disorder if he actually thought that about himself.

by QuacksO May 8, 2019

live off the land

Formerly referring to there being an adequately-abundant supply of wild food and clean water in a certain area that a human could survive there for extended periods, it nowadays is often a "grim grinds" reference to how wasteful the population in a given area is as a whole, and that a good scrounger could literally find enough edibles and other basic essentials in the neighborhood's dumpsters and waste-piles to sustain himself quite comfortably.

Visiting dude, accompanying his buddy to help scavenge for discarded returnables in a shopping-mall complex: Zheesh, Dude --- look at all these still-perfectly-edible half-eaten sandwiches and pizza-slices just tossed out in da trash-bins! There's enough here to feed an army!
Local dude who's showing his friend around: Ooooh, yeah --- fer sher, Pal! We are a VERY wasteful society --- feller could live off the land around here, 'specially in da summertime when all da tourists are flocking though!

by QuacksO October 5, 2018

harrowism

Performing a crisis-averting deed wif a tractor-towed earth-tilling machine.

A number of brave farmers have been known for their acts of "harrowism" to stop field-fires --- i.e., they clawed up da soil at da edge of da fire to prevent da flames from burning da dry crops any further.

by QuacksO July 19, 2023

Nexcessive

Too great a degree of web-hosting for a particular business, purpose, event, etc.

I only have a few online customers, and thus my business's workload is easily handleable by just one person --- hiring a big company to do said management for me would be Nexcessive.

by QuacksO April 16, 2025