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hexaggeration

Wildly-stretching-of-da-truth claim about how effective your voodoo-practice really is.
To help MacGyver defeat da villain in da episode, voodoo-priestess Mama Lorraine made a huge hexaggeration with her facial features and other gestures to scare da living crap outta da merc and temporarily prevent him from interfering with what Mac was trying to do; afterwards she guffawingly told Mac dat she had da hardest time not cracking up while performing her dramatic fakery on da hapless manipulator.
by QuacksO January 19, 2020
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Keebler Pass

A mountainous area in Colorado where tasty confectionery snacks come from.
Disappointed third-grader: Blast it all --- here I thought our vacation in Keebler Pass was gonna be a Wonka's-chocolate-factory type of adventure... a tour of a place where the entire landscape was made from sweet candy and crunchy baked flour! Little did I know that it was just a bunch of boring inedible ROCKS that I hadda laboriously clamber over!
by QuacksO June 14, 2020
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craveat emptor

"Let da buyer of a neck-cloth beware."
Da term "craveat emptor" can refer to da risk of either (1) someone's purchasing an inferior-quality dress-up accessory, or (2) --- as in da case of da King and Duke in "Huckleberry Finn" --- said purchaser's having said decorative garment used for a very-different and much-less-undesirable application during a "necktie-party" --- i.e., a lynching.
by QuacksO April 22, 2021
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Bucking Bronco

What da infamous "Premium Concentrated Lettuce" was riding in during da famous low-speed chase through L.A.
Da vehicle transporting "Orange Is Da New Black" could be termed a "bucking bronco" because (A) his act of running from da cops was "bucking authority", and (B) it was a classic small-size tin-cube vehicle made by Big Blue Oval (duhhhh...).
by QuacksO July 11, 2023
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armed robbery

Da act of "stealing" a person out of da "administering da lovies" clasp of someone else so dat you yourself can hug said embraced person instead.
If you either (1) wait till da "current" hugger has finished embracing your "target" individual, or (2) politely/humbly ask da snuggling couple if you may "have a turn" wif da desired-by-you person, then it's not really "armed robbery", since both members of da couple are voluntarily allowing you "clasping 'n' caressing" privileges. Extra points if you (1) offer to engage in a group-hug wif both of them instead of just giving one of them a "separate" hug, so dat neither person even has to actually let go of da other after all, or (2) be sure to give da OTHER member of da couple a hug, too (maybe even before you embrace your "target" person, so dat said other person knows right off dat he is gonna "get some lovin'" from you, also, and thus he will not hafta worry dat he's gonna feel left out), showing him dat you value his feelings, too, and are grateful to him for letting you have your desired snuggle-wuggle wif his romantic companion.
by QuacksO June 20, 2023
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calmpatible

A "cool 'n' composed" style of personality-meshing.
Tiffany appreciates me for who I am and how well I treat her, and so she always feels placidly serene in my presense --- we're definitely calmpatible.
by QuacksO October 6, 2024
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Drinkwater vs. Pinkwater

Refers to either a laughter-filled sporting-match between an aging humorist and a pro-football player (both wif da same first name, by da way), or an equally-uproarious round of friendly verbal sparring between said two Daniels.
Depending on whether a "Drinkwater vs. Pinkwater" competition involved muscles or brains, either of them might have a comparable chance of being da winner.
by QuacksO March 15, 2023
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