Definitions by QuacksO

French favor

An "obvious" --- i.e., easily recognizable with just a casual glance, and therefore does not need to be actually verbalized --- and comparatively-simple/minor assistive action dat someone requests merely by saying, "S'il-vous plait?"

Typical example of a French favor: Person A approaches Person B in his workshop and holds out two separate pieces of an item that have come apart, and thus need to be re-attached together with glue, one or more screws/nails, re-bending a wire fastener, etc.
Person A, a bit plaintively: "S'il-vous plait?"
Person B, immediately seeing what needs to be done, and smilingly feigning indignance: "Silver PLATES?!"
Person B then performs said simple repair, prompting Person A to gleefully hug Person B and then turn and start off again with a huge joyful grin on his face.
Person A: "Merci beaucoup!"
Person B, giving Person A an affable amused clap on the back: "Mercy buckets!"

French favor by QuacksO December 28, 2024

shofared limousine 

A stretched passenger-vehicle in which da driver or other attendant serenades you on a ram's-horn instrument while conveying you to your destination.

I can just buy a CD of curved-'n'-conical-brass-instrument music to play in my in-dash stereo while I drive along --- I don't need no SHOFARED LIMOUSINE!!!

shofared limousine by QuacksO December 28, 2024

limazine

A fancy-pants publication dat Da Quality reads.

Perusing a limazine totally marks you as "high-toned high-society" just in and of itself, but if you're really "filthy rich", you could even have a "chauffeured limazine" --- i.e., hire a suave specially-trained reader to verbally speak da printed words of said weekly/monthly newsletter to you.

limazine by QuacksO December 28, 2024

penisnula 

An outcropping of land dat's either phallus-shaped or contains a large number of horny studs among its populace.

Seeing as how da male-genitalia-resembling Cape Cod is a popular tourist-destination which would conceivably attract lots of hot chicks, it's likely to also be a major penisnula in response to said abundance of succulent feminine protoplasm.

penisnula by QuacksO December 28, 2024

Sagginaw 

Da central-Michigan metropolis where citizens "just let it all hang out".

Seeing as how "Da Mitten State" is fairly high up on da state-by-state list of senior-citizen-population percentages, it seems likely dat Sagginaw would indeed have a sizable number of droopy-cheeked residents.

Sagginaw by QuacksO December 28, 2024

illawgical 

Describes da dumba** behavior of da ivory-tower-and-mahogany-paneled-boardroom fat cats in Washington who brainlessly craft our nation's rules 'n' regulations without considering da pesky little "inconvenient truths" like reality, previous legislation, available resources, citizens' actual capabilities, etc.

Tronald Dump must really love da present Congress, since their totally-illawgical mindsets mean dat he can basically get away with anything and they will approve his actions.

illawgical by QuacksO December 28, 2024

fruitloophole 

A means of avoiding responsibility for a crime due to da law's having an "innocent by reason of insanity" provision.

Tronald Dump is so far "round da bend" dat he could likely avail himself of every fruitloophole in da book!

fruitloophole by QuacksO December 27, 2024