mannerly addendum

An "afterthought" phrase that someone throws in at the end of a sentence to modify it into a more-polite statement.
A classic mannerly addendum is when someone hastily asks you to perform a certain task as he is rushing out the door, then pleasantly adds, "Please and thank you" after he's voiced his request.
by QuacksO October 26, 2018
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reckoncile

To make peace wif someone regarding a belief or theory.
Sherlock Holmes and da detectives at Scotland Yard often differed in their analyses and conclusions of da facts in a case, but they could usually reckoncile enough to bring said legal conundrum to a successful resolution.
by QuacksO May 09, 2023
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queefrency

A measure of how often a gal has an "downstairs exhalation", and/or da pitch/tone of said love-tunnel whooshes.
Using different types of personal lubricant can greatly vary the queefrency-repertoire dat you can produce while "doing it". How rapidly and forcefully you partake of said "ultimate pleasures" can also significantly alter da properties of said birth-canal ovations, as well.
by QuacksO October 20, 2020
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at least there are no briars

Da rueful "thank goodness for no thorns" cheer-up remark dat you say to your bush-whacking companions when laboriously pushing your way through thick brush. Thankfully for Brer Rabbit, Brer Fox and Brer Bear were **not** able to utter this phrase when they flung Brer Rabbit into the nearby prickly thicket, and thus said dense patch of spiky brambles prevented them from pursuing said bunny as he was guffawingly making his escape.
When da prince rescued Sleeping Beauty, he wasn't actually able to tell his horse, "At least there are no briars" as he was slashing his way through da thorn-bushes that ringed the castle. However, he and his trusty steed still never got scratched at all, thanks to da magic sword dat da three good fairies had given him; said enchanted sabre caused da spiky bushes to simply fall away to one side as da blade-wielding hero hacked them down.
by QuacksO January 08, 2020
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verassity

A typical guy will tell a hot chick dat he just wants to cuddle wif her --- rather than his lustfully wanting to feel her warm soft pliable buns against his thighs --- when he asks her to sit in his lap, but one would need to check between said stud's legs for a hard-on in order to test da verassity of dat claim.
by QuacksO April 04, 2024
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reverse rooster-crow

Refers to da lengthy five-separate-note fart ("Errhh-erh-ehrh-erh-EHRRrrrrrrhhh...") dat you let loose wif while sleepily stretching after waking up shortly after dawn.
Tiffany detests da smell of putrid methane, so just as soon as I wake up in da morning, I always rush to da bathroom and flick on da overhead vent-fan, so dat I am not near her when I let loose wif my reverse rooster-crow.
by QuacksO June 24, 2023
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BJ4TJ

"BlowJob 4 for TowJob". An "exchange of services" deal that a "snowed in" chick of limited means proposes to a dude who owns a 4X4. Extra points if da cutie additionally offers/consents to let da guy share her shower and/or bed afterwards, since he then might also bring his snow-blade and plow out her driveway for free, as well.
Making a "BJ4TJ" offer can indeed often allow a low-income gal to get her vehicle hauled out of da drifts for free, but it has other advantages, as well... if she always "gives da guy his money's worth", he may very likely be willing to help her out in other ways, too, plus of course it also allows her to "intimately experience" all of da horny studs in her local area, and therefore find out which of them have da biggest 'n' juiciest "man-meat" to gleefully wrap her lips around; she can then try calling these "more-bountifully hung" dudes first whenever she seeks assistance or companionship in da future.
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
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