If "Dracula's coffin and sneezin'", should we line said pine box with eggcrate-foam to make said "woes of wintertime" sounds a bit less cacoffinous?
by QuacksO February 24, 2025
A boring-but-necessary bit of drudgery that must be performed every so often on your Facebook and other online "this is me and my life" pages, to ferret out and delete any derogatory/offensive/useless content that a few lazy-a** hoodlums with excessively-temperish personalities (and an unwillingness to merely talk to you directly/privately if they have a gripe with you about something, instead of just splashing their whimpery B.S. all over your profile's comments-section) and/or way too much time on their hands have posted there, so that other viewers of your profiles will not get any wrong ideas about you (i.e., incorrectly think that whatever is being complained about regarding you is actually valid, invalidly assume that you approve of and/or welcome less-than-decent-or-positive material, etc.).
I have to laboriously perform a periodic profile-purging for my Facebook and Tagged account-pages every few months, but I find it worthwhile, since most people whom I befriend online tell me that they like what they see in my profiles, and no doubt this is largely because I try to keep them "clean and pristine" so that viewers are not offended as they scroll down the pages.
by QuacksO December 02, 2018
In the 1924 Will Rogers comedy-film "A Truthful Liar", his wild and wacky tales of his assorted adventures in the world of politics are related in front of a "jeery of your peers" audience of fellow townspeople who disdainfully wave off Will's stories as hogwash.
by QuacksO September 25, 2020
Sarcastic term for da infamous "government-surplus cheese" equivalent in da bedclothes-department --- i.e., da heavy rough scratchy deplorably-crappy grayish-purple "compressed and fused lint-balls" comforter dat da State doles out to indigent individuals/families during da colder months, and dat usually falls apart after just one season.
I can certainly see how ground-up-cloth-remnant blankets would indeed likely be comparatively cheap to produce, but real cloth is much sturdier and longer-lasting, and so it seems to me dat it would actually cost Uncle Sam less in da long run to give low-income folks actual-woven-fabric "layers of warmth" instead of those lousy-a** OSB blankets, since they would not have to keep being replaced with new ones so often.
by QuacksO October 09, 2023
To indulge in da "loose-'n'-willing" feminine actions dat soft-'n'-warm-flesh-craving studs are always tongue-lollingly wishing dat hot chicks would display more often.
If da desirable girls in da world would just "missbehave" a little more, they could make countless "hot-in-da-crotch" dudes be very happy campers.
by QuacksO June 30, 2019
Acquiring FBFWB may indeed be pleasant and fulfilling, but since Facebook contacts are often scattered over a broad area, it may run up your monthly gasoline-bull, since you may frequently need to travel long distances to hang with them all.
by QuacksO October 26, 2019
Da disappointing lessening of permissions 'n' possibilities dat Daffy encountered when setting out to hunt grizzly bears.
Da infamous hot-tempered Warner-Brothers quacker may not have liked da "reducktion" in harvesting-allowances regarding da local bear population, but said large furry brown mammals would also have been less than thrilled if said hunter-freedom curtailing had NOT been in place, since they would then have had a far greater risk of a "reduction" in their expected lifespans!
by QuacksO December 22, 2023