Definitions by QuacksO

inspired expection

An upbeat-minded prediction of future events regarding whether da cops will notice da no-longer-valid vehicle-exam sticker on your windshield.

I saw a car today dat had a garage-check label from three years ago --- da owner must possess a really "inspired expection" to risk blatantly ignoring da BMV laws for dat long a time!

inspired expection by QuacksO March 14, 2026

Brazilience

Da "bouncing back" capabilities of da populace of South America's largest country.

Due to da country's having such volume and diversity of export-products, it shows exceptional Brazilience to global-economy fluctuations.

Brazilience by QuacksO March 14, 2026

Kettering Five

Da infamous group of shady-mechanic goons who conspired to make hand-crank-start engines obsolete.

True story: da "Kettering" and "Keating" characters were both named "Charles"; said similarity is what gave me da idea for da "Kettering Five". So da five cohorts under Kettering's self-starter regime might have been:
Alan Crankston (Google da real names yourself --- I ain't got time to 'splain all da puns to ya :P)
Dennis DeConvenience
John Generator
John McChine
Donald W. Regulator

Kettering Five by QuacksO March 13, 2026

specusooner

A financial chance-taker who's a whale of a lot speedier than a "speculater".

Earlybird Oklahomans were classic "specusooners" who bought up land before it was technically legal to do so, but they acquired many prime land-parcels a lot earlier than da "speculaters" who eventually dawdled in after da official start of da Land Run of 1889.

specusooner by QuacksO March 12, 2026

mynority

A group of folks who are either similar to me or are of da type dat I can personally relate to.

You and I are both awesome, but people who understand me fully are in da mynority, unlike yournority.

mynority by QuacksO March 12, 2026

coffeemwork

Cooperative labors in a group of people to create and serve/deliver steaming cups of "jitter-joe".

Depending on your guests' liquid-libation preferences, it can take lots of dedicated TEAmwork and/or COFFEEmwork to keep da copious "staying awake" liquids flowin' freely!

coffeemwork by QuacksO March 12, 2026

Oldtella

Da "original" ground-filberts-with-chocolate spread before they started listing "sugar" as da FIRST ingredient, rather than hazelnuts!

♪Grampa --- TELL me 'bout da good OLD days...♫ Yep, said "old story-tella" could certainly TELL you 'bout da good OLDtella bread-garnish dat used to taste nutty and robust instead of just straight-'n'-simple creamy-sweet like it is now!

Oldtella by QuacksO March 12, 2026