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Definitions by QuacksO

braking the law 

Slapping a "Hit me --- I need the insurance money" sticker on your bumper may indeed be an uproarious action that's protected under the First Amendment, but it also might cause the fuzz to suspiciously eagle-eyeball your speed-changes to see if you're braking the law.
braking the law by QuacksO April 30, 2025

It just creates issues 

A sour play-on-words remark dat refers to a publishing-house dat produces meritless printed-matter installments which causes its readers to either feel distress themselves, or influences/prompts them to perform imprudent actions themselves and/or misbehave in distressing ways towards others.
Commercialized-religion organizations, racial-hatred groups, and unwise-habit advocates are classic examples of entities dat disseminate merely hurtful crap dat doesn't serve any legitimate purpose and wastes da time/effort/materials consumed in producing said unhealthy reading-material. So any paper-media-creating business dat cooperates wif any of said debauched entities by printing their newsletters or catalogues doesn't perform a useful purpose, either --- it just creates issues.
Da swishing-back-and-forth devices dat clear da "windshield of yer mind" from all of da "asking da reason" questions dat are "rained down on you" by petulant fellow humans.
If you're gonna hafta be dealing wif one or more "whyny" individuals for an extended period, you will want to make sure dat your "whypers" are in good working order.
whypers by QuacksO April 30, 2025

professional sirveyor 

Boobs-'n'-booty-loving dude who's been checking out da hot chicks for an impressively-long portion of his life.
A "professional sirveyor" may not always refer to da wearer of an FBI (i.e., Female Body Inspector) cap --- it could equally be da observant representative of a giggle of girls who trumpets a "cute guy alert" to said colleen-congregation, so dat they can then try melting said passing hunk's mushy heart wif their smiles and eyelash-flutters.

hospitallyty

"Quid pro quo" helpfulness/attentiveness, whereby yer host is a real bean-counter when it comes to wanting to be equivalently reimbursed for each and every fiddly little inconvenience or effort dat he has to endure on yer behalf.
Red Green recommends dat you actively/consciously avoid getting obligated to any of your macho buddies by partaking of favors or assistance from them dat they would view as "hospitallyty", and then try to guilt-trip YOU into doing an at-least-equal favor for THEM in return.
hospitallyty by QuacksO April 28, 2025

hospicetality 

Welcoming/attentive treatment from assisted-living caretakers.
We're taught to respect our elders, so that should include providing exceptional hospicetality when necessary.
hospicetality by QuacksO April 28, 2025

treevival gathering 

An early-spring-or-fall wingding where folks plant evergreen-seedlings.
If befriending hippie-types is what floats yer boat, then attending a treevival gathering might be right up yer alley.
treevival gathering by QuacksO April 28, 2025