Definitions by QuacksO
aaarrrgghhogant
A "loudly grunt/growl like a real he-man" stuck-up status dat you exhibit because you have great physical strength.
Da great "Ahhnold" made great campaign-promises as California's "governator", but he turned out to be just an aaarrrgghhogant wimp when it came to politics.
aaarrrgghhogant by QuacksO January 1, 2020
Sherry Tina YouWannaWitch
Da notorious 21st-century fortuneteller-scammer from Floriduh who smooth-talkingly bilked countless gullible people outta huge sums by asking them if they would like to have a black-robed sorceress with a tall pointed hat assist them with difficulties in their lives, but then never delivering on said offers.
During her time in the Land of Oz, Dorothy Gale might have much preferred to deal merely with Sherry Tina YouWannaWitch instead of the Wicked Witch of the West, since this southern dame would merely have tried to trick her, not actually harm her or her little black dog.
Sherry Tina YouWannaWitch by QuacksO January 1, 2020
Kelly Blew Book
Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.
Kelly Blew Book by QuacksO January 1, 2020
Whizzard of Oz
Da Emerald-City-based medical-doctor genius whose primary prowess was helping all of da Gillikins, Munchkins, Winkies, and Quadlings with urinary issues. Dat's why da Wicked Witches of da East and West didn't like him, since his legitimate practice was cutting into their own quack-a-mamie business of selling magic spells and potions to supposedly cure illnesses.
Da Wonderful Whizzard of Oz
Retired from practice because
With modern medical science
To most of his clients
He wasn't da whiz dat he was.
Retired from practice because
With modern medical science
To most of his clients
He wasn't da whiz dat he was.
Whizzard of Oz by QuacksO January 1, 2020
Ralph NADA
Da famous "upper-echelon" dude from da National Automobile Dealers Association who penned da notorious totally-off-da-charts-popular-at-da-time-of-first-printing book "Unworthy At Any Price" about overall quality and value --- or lack thereof! --- of various contemporary vehicles.
Vehicle pricing and quality have varied over the years, so perhaps Ralph NADA should publish an updated "second edition" printing of his well-known consumer-protection-type literary work.
Ralph NADA by QuacksO January 1, 2020
hihateus
A temporary period of abstaining from any and all positive or neutral emotions regarding one or more people, but instead feeling extremely unfavorably towards them.
Something like Darth Vader, Adolf Hitler started out his life on a fairly positive wholesome note and may have originally planned to only have a hihateus towards those humans whom he perceived as enemies, but his growing insanity and personal turmoil soon caused his incensed delusional despising of said factions to totally spiral out of control.