Definitions by QuacksO

fellany vs. missdemeanor

Illustrates da unevenly-perceived degree of seriousness dat gender-prejudiced people view crimes with, based on whether da culprit is male ("Boys are **always** meaner and more criminal-minded than girls, and so anything that a guy does wrong is always a FELLAny") or female ("Girls are the cute frail vulnerable innocent half of the equation, and so they would **never** intentionally misbehave do anything serious --- anything they do is always just a MISSdemeanor").

Thanks to the human "fellany vs. missdemeanor" mindset, countless innocent-natured boys and men get unfairly persecuted/prosecuted over absurdly-minor actions/events, whereas lots of truly selfish and cruel-minded females of all ages are able to commit really horrid things like bullying, shoplifting, false accusations, breaking contracts, etc., and totally get away with it.

fellany vs. missdemeanor by QuacksO May 13, 2020

beefore 

Prior to when you gave up eating red meat.

Hägar the Horrible: Da local "health-food hippie" nutrition-guru suggested dat I "go veggie" in an effort to curb my voracious appetite, but said dietary changes haven't helped my hunger-pangs one bit --- if anything, I feel even more ravenous than beefore!

beefore by QuacksO May 13, 2020

purrsevere 

Refers to what a determined cat does to "charm" you into giving him what he wants, when at first you deny his wishes.

Jon Arbuckle is such a wimpy pushover that Garfield does not usually have to resort to purrseverence for very long to persuade Jon to give in to whatever it is that said chubby feline is asking for.

purrsevere by QuacksO May 7, 2020

Gordon Leadfoot 

Da "evil twin" to da "nearly-weightless on his toes" Canadian singer; said "black sheep" counterpart loves to really "floor it" when driving.

I wonder if da melodious-voiced songwriter of "Ghosts of Cape Horn:" and "Wreck Of the Edmund Fitzgerald" fame is having to perform overtime just to pay for his irresponsible relative Gordon Leadfoot's speeding tickets???

Gordon Leadfoot by QuacksO May 7, 2020

Mego 

Da opposite of a "Yugo" car.

Da "tiny 'n' tinny" Yugo was indeed a totally awful-quality vehicle, but da frail pint-sized Renault LeCar was even worse, so I wonder if it would qualify as a "Mego"?

Mego by QuacksO May 3, 2020

Megoslavia 

Da little-known European country where da crappy-a** Mego automobile was manufactured.

If da lousy-quality Yugo and Mego cars were built in Yugoslavia and Megoslavia respectively, was da equally-substandard Wheego "jointly" made by both countries combined ("We Go"), or is there actually a third empire with an equally-deplorable set of manufacturing-standards???

Megoslavia by QuacksO May 3, 2020

hearafter

Refers to da period of time in your existence subsequent to when you could detect sounds normally.

Thanks to modern technology (i.e., micro-amplifiers, cochlear implants, etc.), da hearafter no longer needs to be nearly so upsetting or stressful.

hearafter by QuacksO May 1, 2020